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1	A preacher was completing a temperance sermon... - A preacher was completing a temperance sermon: with great expression he said, "If I had all the beer...Read the whole joke	Religion	153
2	And Jesus said unto his disciples... - And Jesus said unto his disciples, "Whom do men say that I am?"And His disciples answered unto Him, ...Read the whole joke	Religion	40
3	What's the difference between a nun and a woman... - What's the difference between a nun and a woman taking a shower?The nun has hope in her soul....Read the whole joke	Religion	38
4	Two nuns were driving alone out in the boonies... - Two nuns were driving alone out in the boonies. They ran out of gas. Fortunately they could walk to ...Read the whole joke	Religion	10
5	What do a priest and a Christmas tree have in common? - Q. What do a priest and a Christmas tree have in common?A. They both have balls just for decoration....Read the whole joke	Religion	21
6	How can you tell if someone is half Catholic and half Jewish? - Q. How can you tell if someone is half Catholic and half Jewish?A. When he goes to confession, he ta...Read the whole joke	Religion	22
7	Where to send him? - A Jesuit, a Dominican and a Franciscan were walking along an old road, debating the greatness of the...Read the whole joke	Religion	6
8	On the airplane on his way back to Rome, the Pope was... - On the airplane on his way back to Rome, the Pope was doing a crossword puzzle. After a while, he tu...Read the whole joke	Religion	33
9	The only true religion - One day God called the Pope, and he said "John Paul I have good news and bad news. First the good ne...Read the whole joke	Religion	28
10	A young minister, in the first days of his first parish... - A young minister, in the first days of his first parish, was obliged to call upon the widow of an ec...Read the whole joke	Religion	36
11	A priest was vested in his surplus and cassock... - A priest was vested in his surplus and cassock ready to process at the beginning of the service. His...Read the whole joke	Religion	137
12	Seymour was a good and pious man... - Seymour was a good and pious man, and when he passed away, the Lord himself greeted him at the pearl...Read the whole joke	Religion	29
13	Before performing a baptism, the priest approached... - Before performing a baptism, the priest approached the young father and said solemnly, "Baptism is a...Read the whole joke	Religion	35
14	This fundamentalist Christian couple felt it important to... - This fundamentalist Christian couple felt it important to own an equallyfundamentally Christian pet....Read the whole joke	Religion	29
15	Why wasn't Jesus born in America? - Why wasn't Jesus born in America?They couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin....Read the whole joke	Religion	7
16	4 Nuns at a church wanted to watch TV... - 4 Nuns at a church wanted to watch TV. The first one said she wanted towatch the INDY 500. The secon...Read the whole joke	Religion	38
17	GIRL'S CONFESSION - GIRL'S CONFESSION The priest leaned closer to hear the girl's confession. "So me andmy cousin were...Read the whole joke	Religion	49
18	Jesus has risen - Easter is approaching. Father O'Maley checks estimates for the flowerdecoration of the altar.The cat...Read the whole joke	Religion	36
19	A nun comes to her Mother Superior and asks her... - A nun comes to her Mother Superior and asks her to hear a confession: "Today I enjoyed the pleasures...Read the whole joke	Religion	156
20	What is the biggest problem for an atheist? - What is the biggest problem for an atheist?No one to talk to during orgasm....Read the whole joke	Religion	30
21	A man was driving from New York to San Francisco... - A man was driving from New York to San Francisco. He got as far asCleveland, when he realized he wa...Read the whole joke	Religion	153
22	The three wise men are out for a stroll when... - The three wise men are out for a stroll when they come across a stable. The three of them decide to ...Read the whole joke	Religion	35
23	Why do priests wear shorts in the shower? - Why do priests wear shorts in the shower?They don't like to look down on the unemployed....Read the whole joke	Religion	6
24	Confession - The new nun goes to her first confession. She tells the priest that she has a terrible secret and he...Read the whole joke	Religion	42
25	Waxing eloquent on the sins of the flesh... - Waxing eloquent on the sins of the flesh, the dynamicyoung preacher raised himself to full height, l...Read the whole joke	Religion	37