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1	Blonde jokes - Teller: Why did the blonde move to L.A.? Blonde: I don't know. Why? Teller: It was easier to ...Read the whole joke	More Jokes	50
2	0 - A blonde and a brunette are sky-diving. The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord - no...Read the whole joke	More Jokes	48
3	0 - Q: How can you tell when a blonde rejects a new brain transplant? A: She sneezes....Read the whole joke	More Jokes	41
4	0 - Q: Why did the blonde snort Sweet-n-Low? A: She thought it was Diet Coke....Read the whole joke	More Jokes	46
5	0 - Q: Why don't blondes like buttered toast? A: They can't figure out which side the butter goes...Read the whole joke	More Jokes	36
6	0 - When a blonde goes to London on a plane, how can you steal her window seat ? Tell her the seats...Read the whole joke	More Jokes	48
7	0 - Q: Why did the blonde keep a empty carton of milk in the fridge? A: In case she wanted black co...Read the whole joke	More Jokes	52
8	0 - I wonder what happened to that dumb blonde I went out with. I dyed my hair !...Read the whole joke	More Jokes	47
9	0 - Q: Why do blondes put rulers on their foreheads? A: They want to measure their intelligence....Read the whole joke	More Jokes	32
10	0 - Q: Why do blondes stand under light bulbs? A: It's the closest they'll come to a bright idea....Read the whole joke	More Jokes	41
11	0 - ... Q.) Why would a blonde wear green lipstick? A.) Because red means Stop....Read the whole joke	More Jokes	41
12	0 - Q.) What would you call a bunch of blondes stacked on top of each other? A.) An air mattress....Read the whole joke	More Jokes	41
13	0 - Q.) What happens when a Blonde eats a mosquito? A.) She has more brain cells in her stomach than...Read the whole joke	More Jokes	40
14	0 - Q: Why do Blondes wear padded shoulders? A: So they don't get a concussion while bobbing their ...Read the whole joke	More Jokes	47
15	0 - Q: Why should you keep a blonde on the job 7 days a week? A: So you don't have to retrain them ev...Read the whole joke	More Jokes	44
16	0 - Q: What thoughts do Blondes have after reading these jokes? A: None, as usual... and they most ...Read the whole joke	More Jokes	37
17	0 - Q: What is dumber than the Blonde jokes above? A: Me for wasting hours editing and typing these d...Read the whole joke	More Jokes	36
18	0 - A blonde opened a hair salon next to a graveyard and named it ''Curl Up and Dye.''...Read the whole joke	More Jokes	39
19	0 - Why did the blonde run out of shampoo? She kept following the instructions: lather, rinse, rep...Read the whole joke	More Jokes	39
20	0 - Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink? That's where you wash all your vegetables!...Read the whole joke	More Jokes	40
21	0 - Why did the blond lay out on the lawn chair in her bikini at midnight? She wanted to get a dark...Read the whole joke	More Jokes	38
22	0 - Why did the blonde call the welfare office? She wanted to know how to cook food stamps!...Read the whole joke	More Jokes	44
23	0 - What did the blonde's mother say when she asked if she could lick the bowl? "Just flush it like...Read the whole joke	More Jokes	40
24	0 - Hear about the blonde explorer? She bought a piece of sandpaper thinking it was a map of the Sa...Read the whole joke	More Jokes	42
25	0 - Did you hear the one about the blonde that had a problem with her bed? She couldn't find a knif...Read the whole joke	More Jokes	34