Funny jokes - Free collection of jokes

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1	Elephant jokes 13 - \|Why did the elephant walk on two feet?To give the ants a chance!Why do elephants have trunks?Becaus...Read the whole joke	Kids Jokes	1
2	Elephant jokes 14 - \|Why shouldn't you take an elephant to the zoo?Because he'd rather go to the movies!What's blue and ...Read the whole joke	Kids Jokes	1
3	Farm jokes 01 - \|Why did the bull rush?Because it saw the cow slip!What kind of bird lays electric eggs?A battery he...Read the whole joke	Kids Jokes	1
4	Farm jokes 02 - \|What do you get if you all sit under a cow?A pat on the head!What's the best way to make a bull swe...Read the whole joke	Kids Jokes	1
5	Farm jokes 03 - \|What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?Lumpy milkshakes!What is the definition of a goose?...Read the whole joke	Kids Jokes	1
6	Farm jokes 04 - \|Why do ducks have webbed feet?To stamp out forest fires!Why did the pig go to the casino?To play th...Read the whole joke	Kids Jokes	1
7	Farm jokes 05 - \|What is a cow's favorite TV show?Dr Moo!Why was the farmer hopping mad?Because someone had trodden ...Read the whole joke	Kids Jokes	1
8	Farm jokes 06 - \|Where do you take sick ponies?To the horsepital!What do you say if you see a flying pig?'I see baco...Read the whole joke	Kids Jokes	1
9	Farm jokes 07 - \|Where does a woodsman keep his pigs?In a hog cabin!What is the slowest racehorse in the world?A clo...Read the whole joke	Kids Jokes	1
10	Farm jokes 08 - \|What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?A pigtail!Where do cows go on a Saturday night?...Read the whole joke	Kids Jokes	1
11	Farm jokes 09 - \|Why did the dirty chicken cross the road?For some fowl purpose!How do sheep keep warm in winter?Cen...Read the whole joke	Kids Jokes	2
12	Farm jokes 10 - \|Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?Because he was a dirty double crosser!What do you...Read the whole joke	Kids Jokes	1
13	Fish jokes 01 - \|Which fish can perform operations?A Sturgeon!Where do little fishes go every morning?To plaice scho...Read the whole joke	Kids Jokes	1
14	Fish jokes 02 - \|Where do shellfish go to borrow money?To the prawn broker!What do you call a big fish who makes you...Read the whole joke	Kids Jokes	1
15	Fish jokes 03 - \|Where are most fish found?Between the head and the tail!What kind of fish will help you hear better...Read the whole joke	Kids Jokes	1
16	Fish jokes 04 - \|What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?A flat fish!What do you call a dangerous fis...Read the whole joke	Kids Jokes	1
17	Fish jokes 05 - \|What kind of money do fishermen make?Net profits!What do you get if you cross a salmon, a bird's le...Read the whole joke	Kids Jokes	1
18	Fish jokes 06 - \|Why are gold fish orange?The water makes them rusty!Who held the baby octopus to ransome?Squidnappe...Read the whole joke	Kids Jokes	1
19	Flea jokes 01 - \|What is the most faithful insect?A flea, once they find someone they like they stick to them!What i...Read the whole joke	Kids Jokes	1
20	Flea jokes 02 - \|What did the clean dog say to the insect?Long time no flea!Who rode a dog and was a confederate gen...Read the whole joke	Kids Jokes	1
21	How do fireflies start a race - \|How do fireflies start a race?Ready steady glow!...Read the whole joke	Kids Jokes	1
22	5 flies in the kitchen - \|If there are 5 flies in the kitchen how do you know which one is the American Football player?The o...Read the whole joke	Kids Jokes	1
23	keep flies out of the kitchen - \|How do you keep flies out of the kitchen?Put a pile of manure in the living room!...Read the whole joke	Kids Jokes	2
24	Got to glow now! - \|What did one firefly say to the other?Got to glow now!...Read the whole joke	Kids Jokes	1
25	snap, crackle and pop - \|What goes "snap, crackle and pop"?A firefly with a short circuit!...Read the whole joke	Kids Jokes	1