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    The Joke
    A pilot and a co-pilot were descending for a
    landing at an airport
    they had never been to before. The pilot
    looked out the windshield, and
    suddenly exclaimed to the co-pilot:
    "Holy cow! Look how short the runway
    is! I've never seen one that
    short!"

    The co-pilot looked out the windshield. "Wow! you're right!
    That's
    incredible! Are you sure we can make it?"
    "Well we
    better, we're almost out of fuel."

    So the captain got on the
    intercom, and notified the passengers to put
    their heads between their
    knees, and prepare for an emergency landing.
    Then he set the flaps to
    full down, and slowed the plane to just over
    stall speed. The big
    jumbo jet came screaming in, on the ragged edge of
    control. The
    pilot's hands were sweating, the co-pilot was praying.

    They touched
    down, and came screeching to a halt just before the edge
    of the
    runway, the tires smoking.

    "HEW! That was CLOSE!" yelled the
    captain. "That runway was SHORT!"
    "Yeah!" said the co-pilot, "and
    WIDE too!"
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