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    The Joke
    A man went to his dentist because he feels

    something wrong in his mouth.
    The dentist examines him and says,
    "that new upper plate I put in for
    you six months ago is eroding.
    What have you been eating?"
    The man replies, "all I can think of is
    that about four months ago my
    wife made some asparagus and put some
    stuff on it that was delicious
    ... Hollandaise sauce. I loved it so
    much I now put it on everything ---
    meat, toast, fish, vegetables,
    everything."
    "Well," says the dentist, "that's probably the problem.
    Hollandaise
    sauce is made with lots of lemon juice, which is highly
    corrosive.
    It's eaten away your upper plate. I'll make you a new
    plate, and this
    time use chrome."
    "Why chrome?" asks the
    patient. To which the dentist replies, "It's
    simple. Everyone knows that
    ... there's no plate like chrome for the
    Hollandaise!"
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