Animal Jokes - Free collection of jokes

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1	Ten Signs That You're At A Bad Zoo - \|1. When no one else is looking, you swear that the monkeys are mocking you.2. The Bears exhibit is ...Read the whole joke	7
2	The 2 Hunters - These 2 hunters was hunting one day and this one hunter fainted. The other hunter didn't know what t...Read the whole joke	2
3	The amazing flying dog - \|A woman is out looking for a pet, and so she's trying the local pet shops. She walks into a small p...Read the whole joke	2
4	The Bunny and the Snake - Once upon a time in a nice little forest, there lived an orphaned bunny and an orphaned snake. By a ...Read the whole joke	4
5	The cat's chalkboard assignments - \|In order to punish your cat for poor behavior, here are a list of items that the cat may write on a...Read the whole joke	5
6	The Feline Diet - \|Most diets fail because we are still thinking and eating like people. For those us who have never h...Read the whole joke	6
7	The plumber has arrived - \|A lady was expecting the plumber; he was supposed to come at ten o'clock. Ten o'clock came and went...Read the whole joke	2
8	The preacher buys a parrot - \|A preacher is buying a parrot."Are you sure it doesn't scream, yell, or swear?" asked the preacher....Read the whole joke	3
9	The story of the bats - \|Two vampire bats wake up in the middle of the night, thirsty for blood. One says, "Let's fly out of...Read the whole joke	6
10	The three legged chicken - A man was driving down a country road one day at 45 miles per hour when suddenly he noticed a 3-legg...Read the whole joke	2
11	There are no dogs allowed here - A man goes into a bar with his dog. He goes up to the bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says "...Read the whole joke	7
12	There was just a dog fight - \|A man walks into a bar one day and asks, "Does anyone here own that rottweiler outside?""Yeah, I do...Read the whole joke	6
13	These chickens want books - \|A pair of chickens walk up to the circulation desk at a public library and say, 'Buk Buk BUK.' The ...Read the whole joke	3
14	They're boasting about race records - \|Some race horses staying in a stable. One of them starts to boast about his track record. "In the l...Read the whole joke	5
15	This dog is acting bad - \|While waiting for a bus, the blind man's dog decided to go to the bathroom all over the blind man's...Read the whole joke	4
16	This is one smart dog - \|A butcher is leaning on the counter toward the close of day when a dog with a basket in its jaws co...Read the whole joke	2
17	Three very tough mice - \|Three rats are sitting at the bar talking bragging about their bravery and toughness.The first says...Read the whole joke	5
18	Two angry neighbors - \|Two neighbors had been fighting each other for nigh on four decades. Bob buys a Great Dane and teac...Read the whole joke	6
19	Two fools are about to go flying - \|Two morons stand on a cliff with their arms outstretched. One has some budgies lined up on each arm...Read the whole joke	2
20	Two roaches having a discussion - \|Two roaches were munching on garbage in an alley when one engages a discussion about a new restaura...Read the whole joke	3

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