Aviation Jokes - Free collection of jokes

#	Title	Hits
1	Teaching the child - \|As a crowded airliner is about to take off, the peace is shattered by a 5-year-old boy who picks th...Read the whole joke	8
2	The blind skydiver - \|A blind man was describing his favorite sport, parachuting. When asked how this was accomplished, h...Read the whole joke	7
3	The Christmas airport - \|It was a few days before Christmas. The trip went reasonably well, and he was ready to go back home...Read the whole joke	4
4	The loss of engines - \|Two blondes were flying to Miami from Cleveland. Fifteen minutes into the flight, the captain annou...Read the whole joke	7
5	The plane is crashing into the ocean - \|Flight fifty has a pretty rough time above the ocean. Suddenly a voice comes over the intercom: "La...Read the whole joke	4
6	The Top Twenty Flight Advertising Slogans - \|1. BadAir: When you just can't wait for the world to come to you.2. BadAir: We're Amtrak with wings...Read the whole joke	7
7	The whole world could be happy - \|Bill Clinton, Hillary Ramrod Clinton, Al Gore, and Tipper Gore are flying aboard Air Force 1 on the...Read the whole joke	5
8	The world's smartest man? - \|A pilot, Michael Jordon, Bill Gates, the Pope, and a pizza delivery man were all in a plane togethe...Read the whole joke	8
9	There are lawyers on the flight - \|An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructed the cabin crew to have the passenge...Read the whole joke	7
10	There is a blond on the plane - \|A blonde gets an opportunity to fly to a nearby country. She has never been on an airplane anywhere...Read the whole joke	10
11	There was a place crash in Poland - \|A small two-seater Cessna 152 plane crashed into a cemetery early this afternoon in central Poland....Read the whole joke	7
12	There's a parrot on the plane - \|On reaching his plane seat a man is surprised to see a parrot strapped in next to him. He asks the ...Read the whole joke	7
13	Those raccoons are not luggage - \|As migration approached, two elderly vultures doubted they could make the trip south, so they decid...Read the whole joke	7
14	Top Things You Don't Want to Overhear Over an Airline P.A. System - \|1. Ocean crossing flight: This is your Captain speaking, I just wanted to take this time to remind ...Read the whole joke	6
15	Training the blonde - \|An airline captain was breaking in a very pretty new blonde stewardess. The route they were flying ...Read the whole joke	9
16	Trouble with plane engines - \|While cruising at 36,000 feet, the airplane shuddered, and a passenger looked out the window."Oh no...Read the whole joke	8

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