Children Jokes - Free collection of jokes

#	Title	Hits	Rating
1	Late one night, little Johnny woke up to the some loud noises... - Late one night, little Johnny woke up to the some loud noisescoming from his parents' bedroom. He go...Read the whole joke	4	0
2	Lick that - Tommy, Johnny and Harry were standing around bullshitting about how tough their fathers were. ...Read the whole joke	3	0
3	Like father like son - Little Johnny is in the bathroom taking a pee when the toilet seat falls down on top of his penis. H...Read the whole joke	6	0
4	Little Gregory wakes up in the middle of the night... - Little Gregory wakes up in the middle of the night feeling alone and scared. He goes into his mother...Read the whole joke	5	0
5	Little Harry walks in the bathroom and sees his mum with... - Little Harry walks in the bathroom and sees his mum with no clothes on, standing in front of him, he...Read the whole joke	2	0
6	Little Johnny -- being logical - Little Johnny A traveling salesman rings this doorbell. 10 year old little Johnny answers, holdi...Read the whole joke	5	0
7	Little Johnny catches his parents going at it... - Little Johnny catches his parents going at it. He yells in, "Hey, Pop! What are you doin'?"His fathe...Read the whole joke	4	0
8	Little Johnny comes home from school... - Little Johnny comes home from school with a note from his teacher, indicating that "Johnny seems...Read the whole joke	4	0
9	Little Johnny goes into a pharmacy and asks... - Little Johnny goes into a pharmacy and asks the chemist for some rubbers.The chemist puts a pack of ...Read the whole joke	4	0
10	Little Johnny had become a real nuisance... - Little Johnny had become a real nuisance while his father tried to concentrate on his Saturday after...Read the whole joke	7	1
11	Little Johnny is coming home from the store... - Little Johnny's is coming home from the store swinging the loaf of bread in one hand and the other h...Read the whole joke	4	0
12	Little Johnny is in class. The teacher... - Little Johnny is in class. The teacher is going through the alphabet,having each child think up a wo...Read the whole joke	3	0
13	Little Johnny sat playing in the garden... - Little Johnny sat playing in the garden. When his mother came out to collect him, she saw that he wa...Read the whole joke	1	0
14	Little Johnny says to his mother... - Little Johnny says to his mother " Mommy, I have to go and tinkle." The mother replies back " Woul...Read the whole joke	5	0
15	Little Johnny tried out for the school play... - Little Johnny tried out for the school play. The teacher gave him these lines to practice:"Hark! A p...Read the whole joke	1	0
16	Little Johnny walked into his dad's bedroom... - Little Johnny walked into his dad's bedroom one day only catch him sitting on the side of his bed sl...Read the whole joke	3	0
17	Little Johnny walks into his primary school... - Little Johnny walks into his primary school classroom one morning to be confronted by his teache...Read the whole joke	6	0
18	Little Johnny was assigned a paper on childbirth... - Little Johnny was assigned a paper on childbirth and asked his mother, "How was I born?" "The stork ...Read the whole joke	3	0
19	Little Johnny was in class again... - Little Johnny was in class again.Teacher asked everyone "Can anyone tell me a sentence with the ...Read the whole joke	4	0
20	Little Johnny was late for school... - Little Johnny was late for school. When he finally got therehis teacher asked,"Why are you late litt...Read the whole joke	1	0
21	Little Johnny's mother decided to give... - Little Johnny's mother decided to give her son an anatomy lesson one day, so she took off all of h...Read the whole joke	2	0
22	Little Johny being literal - Teacher asks the children to discuss what their Dad's do for a living.Little Mary says: "My Dad is a...Read the whole joke	2	0
23	Little Lucy was playing in the garden when she... - Little Lucy was playing in the garden when she spotted two spidersmating. "Daddy, what are those two...Read the whole joke	1	0
24	Little Tommy is at the zoo on a school visit... - Little Tommy is at the zoo on a school visit and he spots a deer. Being a city kid he's never seen o...Read the whole joke	1	0

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