Doctor Jokes - Free collection of jokes

#	Title	Hits
1	Dentist - Then there?s the woman who goes to the dentist. As he leans over to begin working on her, she grabs ...Read the whole joke	2
2	Deodorant - A customer walks into a pharmacy and asks assistant for an anal deodorant. The assistant explains th...Read the whole joke	6
3	Did you ever have this before? - \|Doctor: Have you ever had this before?Patient: Yes.Doctor: Well, you've got it again!...Read the whole joke	5
4	Did you take the patient's temperature? - \|Doctor: Did you take the patient's temperature?Nurse: No. Is it missing?...Read the whole joke	5
5	Different Kinds of Doctors - There are several different kinds of doctors, and it is told that they can be differentiated by the ...Read the whole joke	7
6	Diseases - The doctor took Dan into the room and said, "Dan, I have some good news and some bad news.""Oh, no. ...Read the whole joke	2
7	Do you have a solution? - \|A patient came to his dentist with problems with his teeth.Patient: Doctor, I have yellow teeth, wh...Read the whole joke	3
8	Doctor! I swallowed a pillow! - \|Patient: Doctor, I think I swallowed a pillow.Doctor: How do you feel?Patient: A little down in the...Read the whole joke	5
9	Doctor's Notes 1 - A man comes into the ER and yells; "My wife's going to have her baby in the cab!" I grabbed my stuff...Read the whole joke	5
10	Doctor's Notes 2 - At the beginning of my shift I placed a stethoscope on an elderly and slightly deaf female patient's...Read the whole joke	2
11	Doctor's Notes 3 - One day I had to be the bearer of bad news when I told a wife that her husband had died of a massive...Read the whole joke	9
12	Doctor's Notes 4 - I was performing a complete physical, including the visual acuity test. I placed the patient twenty ...Read the whole joke	3
13	Doctor's Notes 5 - While acquainting myself with a new elderly patient, I asked, "How long have you been bedridden?" Af...Read the whole joke	3
14	Doctor's Notes 6 - I was caring for a woman and asked, "So how's your breakfast this morning?" "It's very good, except ...Read the whole joke	9
15	Doctor's Notes 7 - A nurse was on duty in the Emergency Room, when a young woman with purple hair styled into a punk ro...Read the whole joke	8
16	Doctor's Notes 8 - A new, young MD doing his residency in OB was quite embarrassed performing female pelvic exams. To c...Read the whole joke	11
17	Doctor, should I file my nails? - \|Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails?Doctor: No! Throw them away like everybody else....Read the whole joke	4
18	Doctors meeting - \|A group of psychiatrists were attending a convention. Four of them decided to leave, and walked out...Read the whole joke	7
19	Does it hurt when you do this? - \|Doctor: Does it hurt when you do this?Patient: Yes.Doctor: Well, don't do that....Read the whole joke	5
20	Driving exams worry me - \|Liz: I get so nervous and frightened during driving tests!Doctor: Don't worry about it. You'll pass...Read the whole joke	6

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