Elderly Jokes - Free collection of jokes

#	Title	Hits
1	Take in a boarder - An elderly man tells the Doctor he is planning on marrying a women of 30, and would he have any sugg...Read the whole joke	7
2	The 75 year old man and his young, knockout wife... - The 75 year old man and his young, knockout wife wereshopping in an upscale jewelry boutique when th...Read the whole joke	6
3	There was a little old man who had a bit of a speech impediment... - There was a little old man who had a bit of a speech impediment.One day he went shopping, his first ...Read the whole joke	6
4	There was an old married couple that had happily... - There was an old married couple that had happily lived together for nearly forty years. The only f...Read the whole joke	10
5	THERE WERE THREE OLD LADIES SITTING AROUND THE KITCHEN TABLE... - THERE WERE THREE OLD LADIES SITTING AROUND THE KITCHEN TABLE; GERTRUDE, SOPHIA, AND HARRIET. GERTRU...Read the whole joke	9
6	This 60 year old woman was walking along 5th Avenue... - This 60 year old woman was walking along 5th Avenue when she heard a voice from above "You will live...Read the whole joke	2
7	This old man in his eighties got up and was putting on... - This old man in his eighties got up and was putting on his coat.His wife said, "Where are you going ...Read the whole joke	4
8	Three elderly men are at the doctor for a memory test... - Three elderly men are at the doctor for a memory test. Thedoctor says to the first man, "What is thr...Read the whole joke	6
9	Three old ladies are walking down the street... - Three old ladies are walking down the street. They are hard of hearing.One: Whew, it's windy today!T...Read the whole joke	4
10	Too much attention - One evening a family brings their frail, elderly mother toa nursing home and leaves her, hoping she ...Read the whole joke	9
11	Two old women were sitting on a bench waiting for their bus... - Two old women were sitting on a bench waiting for their bus. The buses were running late, and a lot ...Read the whole joke	8
12	Two senior couples are walking along, wives in front... - Two senior couples are walking along, wives in front, husbands inback. Herb says to Sam, "Gee, we w...Read the whole joke	5

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