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Title |
Hits |
Rating |
1 |
Army Wisdom - A Purple Heart proves three things: you were smart enough to think of a plan, stupid enough to try i...Read the whole joke |
246 |
0 |
2 |
Arnold:the musical - Stallone, Tony Danza ,and Arnold Swarzanagger are all going to be in a musical about famous composer...Read the whole joke |
177 |
0 |
3 |
Arthritis - A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seat next to a priest. The man's tie was sta...Read the whole joke |
250 |
0 |
4 |
Arthritis is so cruel - "I'll tell you," he said, "I've learned that arthritis is the cruellest disease." "Crueller than can...Read the whole joke |
226 |
0 |
5 |
Artificial Insemination - A man buys several sheep, hoping to breed them for wool. After several weeks, he notices that none o...Read the whole joke |
284 |
0 |
6 |
As Long As A Cat\'s Tail - Two men are in a bar are boasting about their prowess and one of them says, "My cock is longer than ...Read the whole joke |
399 |
0 |
7 |
Asleep at the desk - If you get caught sleeping on the job, here's some quick excuses!It's okay...I'm still billing the c...Read the whole joke |
274 |
0 |
8 |
Assassin Interview - fter all of the background checks, interviews, and testing were done there were three finalists for ...Read the whole joke |
234 |
0 |
9 |
Assign the punishment - Three guys found themselves in Hell: we will call them Carl, Bob, and Brett, they were a little conf...Read the whole joke |
264 |
0 |
10 |
At College - Q: What do you call a blonde in an institution of higher learning?A: A visitor....Read the whole joke |
303 |
0 |
11 |
At the Amusement Park - A young man took a blind date to an amusement park.They went for a ride on the Ferris wheel. The rid...Read the whole joke |
247 |
0 |
12 |
At the beach. - A woman went to the beach with her children. Her 4-year-old son ran up to her, grabbed her hand, and...Read the whole joke |
241 |
0 |
13 |
At the blood donor clinic - A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center.Man: "What are you doing here today?"...Read the whole joke |
280 |
0 |
14 |
At the Bull acution. - This couple goes to an agricultural show way out in the countryside a fine Sunday afternoon, and are...Read the whole joke |
229 |
0 |
15 |
At The Circus - A couple took their young son to the circus and when the elephants appeared, the boy seemed very int...Read the whole joke |
229 |
0 |
16 |
At the Club. - So this guy wants to go into a nightclub, but the bouncer says -"Sorry, bud, you need a tie for this...Read the whole joke |
266 |
0 |
17 |
At the crazy farm! - A doctor of psychology was doing his normal morning rounds, and he entered a patient's room to find ...Read the whole joke |
243 |
0 |
18 |
At The Pearly Gates - Recently a teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer wound up together at the Pearly Gates. St. Pet...Read the whole joke |
246 |
1.5 |
19 |
At the shoe store... - A man walks into a shoe store, and tries on a pair of shoes. "How do they feel?" asks the sales cler...Read the whole joke |
212 |
0 |
20 |
At the store. - You're so stupid, you got locked in a grocery store and starved!!...Read the whole joke |
225 |
0 |
21 |
Athletes - If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get? - Mistle toe, of course!...Read the whole joke |
296 |
0 |
22 |
Athletic Sperm - Once upon a time in a place where little sperms grow, there was a super jock sperm who spent all his...Read the whole joke |
298 |
0.5 |
23 |
Attempts by the dumb - SIX DIE TRYING TO SAVE CHICKEN - August 1, 1995 CAIRO, Egypt (AP) - Six people drowned yesterday whi...Read the whole joke |
242 |
0 |
24 |
Attorney Hunting Rules - A BILL TO REGULATE THE HUNTING AND HARVESTING OF ATTORNEYS372.01 - Any person with a valid Californi...Read the whole joke |
243 |
0 |
25 |
Aussie Trouser Snake. - An Australian Combat Field Engineer Sergeant and a U.S Marine were on exchange duty and were sharing...Read the whole joke |
247 |
0 |