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Title |
Hits |
Rating |
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Dead and dying jokes - 19783 - What is posthumous work ?
Something
written by someone after they are dead !...Read the whole joke |
179 |
0 |
2 |
Dead and dying jokes - 19784 - Why did the cowboy
die with his
boots on ?
Because he didn't want to stub his toe when he kicke...Read the whole joke |
177 |
0 |
3 |
Dead and dying jokes - 19785 - When a knight in armour was killed in
battle, what sign did they put on
his grave ?
Rust in pea...Read the whole joke |
182 |
0 |
4 |
Dead and dying jokes - 19786 - Why was George Washington buried at
Mount Vernon ?
Because he was dead !...Read the whole joke |
189 |
0 |
5 |
Dead and dying jokes - 19787 - What are you doing?
I'm trying to
call Washington!
Oh, haven't you heard? He's dead!...Read the whole joke |
162 |
0 |
6 |
Dead and dying jokes - 19788 - Waiter, there's a fly in my soup
!
Yes, it's the rotting meat that attracts them !...Read the whole joke |
235 |
0 |
7 |
Dentist jokes - 19820 - Patient: Hey, that tooth
you pulled
wasn't the one I wanted pulled.
Dentist: Relax, I'm coming ...Read the whole joke |
208 |
0 |
8 |
Dentist jokes - 19821 - Father: Don't you feel better now
that
you've gone to the dentist?
Son: Sure do. He wasn't in....Read the whole joke |
181 |
0 |
9 |
Dentist jokes - 19822 - Cloyd went to a Charleston dentist
complaining his gums had shriveled up and his teeth were fall...Read the whole joke |
225 |
0 |
10 |
Dentist jokes - 19823 - I thought, Miss Smith, that you wanted
yesterday afternoon off because you were seeing your dent...Read the whole joke |
200 |
0 |
11 |
Dentist jokes - 19824 - At what time do most people go to the
dentist?
At tooth-hurty (2:30)....Read the whole joke |
186 |
0 |
12 |
Dentist jokes - 19825 - What did the dentist say to the
golfer?
"You have a hole in one. "...Read the whole joke |
196 |
0 |
13 |
Dentist jokes - 19826 - Why does a dentist seem moody?
Because he
always looks down in the mouth....Read the whole joke |
180 |
0 |
14 |
Dentist jokes - 19827 - Why do dentists like
potatoes?
Because
they are so filling....Read the whole joke |
197 |
0 |
15 |
Dentist jokes - 19828 - What is a drill team?
A group of dentists
who work together....Read the whole joke |
180 |
0 |
16 |
Dentist jokes - 19829 - Why do people dislike going to
the
dentist?
Because he is boring....Read the whole joke |
181 |
0 |
17 |
Dentist jokes - 19830 - What is a dentist's office?
A filling
station....Read the whole joke |
195 |
0 |
18 |
Dentist jokes - 19831 - What do you call the Scottish dentist
?
Phil McCavity !...Read the whole joke |
187 |
0 |
19 |
Dentist jokes - 19832 - What do you call a dentist in the army ?
A
drill sergeant !...Read the whole joke |
179 |
0 |
20 |
Dentist jokes - 19833 - What time is it when you have to go to the
dentist ?
Tooth Hurty !...Read the whole joke |
167 |
0 |
21 |
Dentist jokes - 19834 - Did you hear about the dentist who planted a
garden?...
A month later he was picking his teeth...Read the whole joke |
172 |
0 |
22 |
Dentist jokes - 19836 - What does a dentist do on a
roller
coaster?...He braces himself...Read the whole joke |
173 |
0 |
23 |
Dentist jokes - 19845 - While I was
waiting to see the dentist, a
woman came out of his inner office
smiling. Nodding ...Read the whole joke |
185 |
0 |
24 |
Dentist jokes - 19846 - "I came in to make an appointment with the
dentist." said
the man to the receptionist." "I'm sor...Read the whole joke |
201 |
0 |
25 |
Dentist jokes - 19847 - Patient:
Doctor, I am very nervous. You
know, this is my first extraction.
Young dentist: Don't...Read the whole joke |
168 |
0 |