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Title |
Hits |
Rating |
1 |
Food jokes - 16603 - One day, Bill and Tom went to a
restaurant for
dinner. As soon as the waiter took out two steaks...Read the whole joke |
201 |
0 |
2 |
Food jokes - 16604 - A customer was bothering the waiter in a
restaurant.
First, he asked that the air conditioning b...Read the whole joke |
203 |
0 |
3 |
Food jokes - 16605 - A customer was bothering the
waiter in a
restaurant. First, he asked that the air conditioning b...Read the whole joke |
212 |
0 |
4 |
Food jokes - 16606 - A family of three tomatoes
were walking
downtown one day when the little baby tomato started
l...Read the whole joke |
249 |
0 |
5 |
Food jokes - 21321 - On April Fools Day, a mother put a fire cracker
under the pancakes. She blew her stack....Read the whole joke |
234 |
0 |
6 |
Food jokes - 21322 - The snack bar next door to an
atom smasher
was called "The Fission Chips."...Read the whole joke |
176 |
0 |
7 |
Food jokes - 21323 - A new chef from India
was fired a week after
starting the job. He keep favoring curry....Read the whole joke |
214 |
0 |
8 |
Food jokes - 21324 - A
couple of kids tried using pickles for a
Ping-Pong game. They had the
volley of the Dills....Read the whole joke |
186 |
0 |
9 |
Food jokes - 21325 - The four food groups: Fast, Frozen, Instant, and
Chocolate....Read the whole joke |
235 |
0 |
10 |
Food jokes - 21326 - A friend got some vinegar in his ear, now he
suffers from pickled hearing....Read the whole joke |
177 |
0 |
11 |
Food jokes - 21327 - Overweight is something that just sort of
snacks up on you....Read the whole joke |
225 |
0 |
12 |
Food jokes - 21328 - Sign in restaurant window: "Eat now - Pay
waiter."...Read the whole joke |
175 |
0 |
13 |
Food jokes - 21329 - I thought you were trying to get into shape?
I
am. The shape I've selected is a triangle....Read the whole joke |
180 |
0 |
14 |
Food jokes - 21331 - In February 1994 in New Brighton, Minn., a
32-year-old man and his 24-year-old girlfriend were a...Read the whole joke |
191 |
0 |
15 |
Food jokes - 21332 - Johnny: Daddy, are caterpillars good to
eat?
Father: Have I not told you never to mention suc...Read the whole joke |
207 |
0 |
16 |
Food jokes - 21333 - An elderly couple were killed in an accident and
found themselves
being given a tour of heaven b...Read the whole joke |
208 |
0 |
17 |
Food jokes - 21334 - Q: Ever wonder
about people who pay $2 for a
bottle of Evian water?
A: Just spell "Evian" bac...Read the whole joke |
210 |
0 |
18 |
Food jokes - 21335 - A lady was picking through the
frozen turkeys
at the grocery store, but couldn't find one big en...Read the whole joke |
186 |
0 |
19 |
Food jokes - 21336 - A friend and I were standing in line at a
fast-food restaurant, waiting to place our order.
T...Read the whole joke |
226 |
0 |
20 |
Food jokes - 21337 - The
American tourist in Dublin had been
complaining a great deal about the
food.
"Here," h...Read the whole joke |
195 |
0 |
21 |
Food jokes - 21338 - A man
went into a deli shop and took a seat
at the lunch counter. "Give me a
corned beef sandw...Read the whole joke |
183 |
0 |
22 |
Food jokes - 21339 - What are the four food groups?
For
bachelors: Fast, Frozen, Junk and Spoiled.
For drinkers: Ma...Read the whole joke |
185 |
0 |
23 |
Food jokes - 21340 - At a dinner party, one
of the guests, an
obnoxiously loud young
man, tried to make clever rema...Read the whole joke |
218 |
0 |
24 |
Food jokes - 21341 - "May I take your order?" the waiter asked.
"Yes, how do you prepare your chickens?"
"Nothing s...Read the whole joke |
167 |
0 |
25 |
Food jokes - 21342 - Q. What's worse
than finding a worm in the
apple you're eating?
A. Finding half a worm....Read the whole joke |
203 |
0 |