| # |
Title |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
Military jokes - 23539
- A sailor in the Navy who had been at
sea
for a long time was anxious to be reunited with his gir...Read the whole joke |
178 |
0 |
| 2 |
Military jokes - 23540
- During a visit to a military medical clinic,
I was sent to the lab to have blood drawn. The tech...Read the whole joke |
201 |
0 |
| 3 |
Military jokes - 23541
- The first
woman recruit in the Army
reported for duty and was told that although her
quarters ...Read the whole joke |
209 |
0 |
| 4 |
Military jokes - 23542
- This Marine drill instructor, completely
frazzled by the ineptitude of his recruits, burst into ...Read the whole joke |
200 |
0 |
| 5 |
Military jokes - 23543
- The Pentagon once did a study on why so many
American Servicemen marry
women in the countries wh...Read the whole joke |
168 |
0 |
| 6 |
Military jokes - 23544
- Having passed
the enlistment physical,
Jon was asked by the doctor, "Why do you want
to join t...Read the whole joke |
188 |
0 |
| 7 |
Military jokes - 23545
- The Army Airborne major was used to
harassment from Air Force fliers about crazy Army paratroope...Read the whole joke |
175 |
0 |
| 8 |
Military jokes - 23546
- Why did the
army send so many women with
PMS to the Persian Gulf?
They fought like animals and ...Read the whole joke |
159 |
0 |
| 9 |
Military jokes - 23547
- We have women
in the military, but they
don't put us in the front lines. They don't
know if we...Read the whole joke |
192 |
0 |
| 10 |
Military jokes - 23548
- Seems there was a
young soldier, who,
just before battle, told his sergeant that he didn't
hav...Read the whole joke |
161 |
0 |
| 11 |
Military jokes - 23549
- - How many Iraqis does it take to launch a
Scud missile?
- Two. One to launch it, one to watch ...Read the whole joke |
208 |
0 |
| 12 |
Military jokes - 23550
- - How many Russians does it take to screw in
a light bulb?
- That is a military secret. If I to...Read the whole joke |
205 |
0 |
| 13 |
Military jokes - 23551
- -
How many survivors of nuclear war does
it take to screw in a light bulb?
- None. People that ...Read the whole joke |
220 |
0 |
| 14 |
Military jokes - 23552
- Paddy 'n'
Mick join the army, and are
put on street patrol in a city with a
military curfew. T...Read the whole joke |
175 |
0 |
| 15 |
Military jokes - 23553
- A soldier at the Pentagon got out of the
shower, and
realized that his clothes were missing. And...Read the whole joke |
196 |
0 |
| 16 |
Military jokes - 23554
- At Parris Island, a sergeant was teaching a
private to
throw a grenade at a pracitice training c...Read the whole joke |
189 |
0 |
| 17 |
Military jokes - 23555
- - What do you think about the coming battle,
General?
- God knows it will be lost.
- Then ...Read the whole joke |
212 |
0 |
| 18 |
Military jokes - 23556
- A patrol of allied soldiers were in a
ruined city during World War Two. They are bragging and jo...Read the whole joke |
166 |
0 |
| 19 |
Military jokes - 23557
- A warrant officer was crossing a road one-day
when a frog called
out to him and said, "If you ki...Read the whole joke |
206 |
0 |
| 20 |
Military jokes - 23558
- A
trooper asks a sergeant:
- Is it
true that man descended from a monkey?
- Yes, troopers ...Read the whole joke |
206 |
0 |
| 21 |
Military jokes - 23559
- A Maintenance
Battalion in Germany had
just received a brand new Executive Officer, an
Armor M...Read the whole joke |
172 |
0 |
| 22 |
Military jokes - 23560
- I was an Air Force ICBM launch control
officer in South Dakota. Two officers pulled 24-hour aler...Read the whole joke |
201 |
0 |
| 23 |
Military jokes - 23561
- A recruit examines the food served to him
in the batallion dining room.
- Do I have any choic...Read the whole joke |
202 |
0 |
| 24 |
Military jokes - 23562
- This is the difference between
a lousy
Golfer and a lousy Parachutist.
The lousy Golfer goes...Read the whole joke |
170 |
0 |
| 25 |
Military jokes - 23563
- Father Murphy walked
into a pub and said
to the first Marine he met, "Do you want to go to
hea...Read the whole joke |
200 |
0 |
