Police Jokes - Free collection of jokes

#	Title	Hits
1	Warning all shoplifters - \|Warning to shoplifters: Anyone caught shoplifting will be beaten, gagged, whipped and tortured. Any...Read the whole joke	7
2	Watching for suicide - \|Why do they put a suicide watch on death row prisoners? Why would you care if a man you're planning...Read the whole joke	15
3	What is the future - \|My horoscope read, "You're going places and you can't be stopped."Apparently the cop who gave me a ...Read the whole joke	10
4	Where are you from? - \|Theater Guest A man lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh theater.When the usher came ...Read the whole joke	9
5	Where is your wife? - \|On a rural road a state trooper pulled this farmer over and said: "Sir, do you realize your wife fe...Read the whole joke	10
6	Why the big fight? - \|A man being mugged by two thugs put up a tremendous fight!Finally, the thugs subdued him and took h...Read the whole joke	11
7	Wife helps out the cop - \|A male driver is pulled over by a cop and the following conversation takes place:Man: What's the pr...Read the whole joke	9
8	Working in the garden - \|A prisioner in jail received a letter from his wife: "I have decided to plant some lettuce in the b...Read the whole joke	8

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