Religion Jokes - Free collection of jokes

#	Title	Hits
1	Waxing eloquent on the sins of the flesh... - Waxing eloquent on the sins of the flesh, the dynamicyoung preacher raised himself to full height, l...Read the whole joke	7
2	What causes arthritis? - A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seatnext to a priest. The man's tie was stai...Read the whole joke	6
3	What did God say after creating man? - What did God say after creating man? "I can do better"...Read the whole joke	6
4	What did the priest say to the nun when he screwed her? - What did the priest say to the nun when he screwed her?"The holy pole is in your hole so wet your as...Read the whole joke	4
5	What do a priest and a Christmas tree have in common? - Q. What do a priest and a Christmas tree have in common?A. They both have balls just for decoration....Read the whole joke	5
6	What do you call a man that marries another man? - What do you call a man that marries another man?A minister...Read the whole joke	5
7	What do you call a nun riding piggyback on the... - What do you call a nun riding piggyback on the hunchback of Notre Dame?Virgin on the ridiculous....Read the whole joke	3
8	What do you get when you cross a Jehova's Witness... - What do you get when you cross a Jehova's Witnesswith a Hell's Angels motorcycle gang member????Some...Read the whole joke	4
9	What do you get when you cross a Jehovah Witness and an atheist? - What do you get when you cross a Jehovah's Witness and an atheist?Someone who knocks on your door fo...Read the whole joke	6
10	What do you get when you cross Holy Water with castor oil? - What do you get when you cross Holy Water with castor oil?A religious movement!...Read the whole joke	4
11	What do you give the paedophile who has everything? - What do you give the paedophile who has everything?Another parish...Read the whole joke	3
12	What is an atheists favorite Christmas movie? - What's an atheist's favorite Christmas movie?Coincidence on 34th Street....Read the whole joke	4
13	What is the biggest problem for an atheist? - What is the biggest problem for an atheist?No one to talk to during orgasm....Read the whole joke	7
14	What is the fastest way to get a nun pregnant? - What's the fastest way to get a nun pregnant?Dress her up as an altar boy....Read the whole joke	3
15	What is the last thing Jesus Christ said to the Teamsters? - What is the last thing Jesus Christ said to the Teamsters?"Don't do anything 'till I get back."...Read the whole joke	4
16	What is the meaning of life? - What is the meaning of life?All evidence to date suggests it's chocolate....Read the whole joke	3
17	What is white and flies across the sky? - What is white and flies across the sky? The coming of the Lord....Read the whole joke	4
18	What is white and streaks across the sky? - What is white and streaks across the sky? The coming of the Lord....Read the whole joke	6
19	What language do the Vatican Police speak? - What language do the Vatican Police speak?Pig Latin!...Read the whole joke	5
20	What was the First Commandment? - What was the First Commandment?"Adam, eat my pussy."...Read the whole joke	3
21	What was the first thing Adam said to Eve ? - What was the first thing Adam said to Eve ?"Stand back .... I don't know how big this thing is going...Read the whole joke	4
22	What's the difference between a nun and a woman... - What's the difference between a nun and a woman taking a shower?The nun has hope in her soul....Read the whole joke	6
23	What's the difference between a rabbi and a priest? - What's the difference between a rabbi and a priest?A rabbi cuts it off, and a priest sucks it off....Read the whole joke	4
24	What's the difference between acne and a priest? - Ok, kids, here's the gross one...Q: What's the difference between acne and a priest?A: Acne usually ...Read the whole joke	4
25	What's the difference between Jesus and... - Q: What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?A: It only takes one nail to hang the ...Read the whole joke	11

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