Funny jokes - Free collection of jokes

#	Title	Category	Hits	Rating
1	Little Lucy was playing in the garden when she... - Little Lucy was playing in the garden when she spotted two spidersmating. "Daddy, what are those two...Read the whole joke	Children	210	0
2	A shapely lady in a bikini walked into the ocean to take a swim... - A shapely lady in a bikini walked into the ocean to take a swim. Alarge wave came up and washed over...Read the whole joke	Children	245	0
3	Two kindergarten girls were talking outside... - Two kindergarten girls were talking outside: one said,"You won't believe what I saw on the patio yes...Read the whole joke	Children	228	0
4	Little Tommy is at the zoo on a school visit... - Little Tommy is at the zoo on a school visit and he spots a deer. Being a city kid he's never seen o...Read the whole joke	Children	211	0
5	Little Johnny was late for school... - Little Johnny was late for school. When he finally got therehis teacher asked,"Why are you late litt...Read the whole joke	Children	269	0
6	A little Catholic kid was praying as hard as he could... - A little Catholic kid was praying as hard as he could.'God,' he prayed, 'I really want a car.'Jumpin...Read the whole joke	Children	763	0
7	Like father like son - Little Johnny is in the bathroom taking a pee when the toilet seat falls down on top of his penis. H...Read the whole joke	Children	380	0
8	How old am I? - A kid goes up to his father and says, "Hey, Pop, know how old I am today?"His father says, "No...how...Read the whole joke	Children	264	0
9	Johnny, give me a sentence starting with... - Teacher: Johnny, give me a sentence starting with "I".Little Johnny: I is...Teacher: No, Little John...Read the whole joke	Children	272	0
10	A rabbi said to a precocious six-year-old boy... - A rabbi said to a precocious six-year-old boy: "So your mother saysyour prayers for you each night? ...Read the whole joke	Children	246	0
11	A failed attempt - Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold creamon her face."Why do you do that,...Read the whole joke	Children	2751	0.75
12	A lost skill - This preacher was looking for a good used lawnmower one day. He found oneat a yard sale that Little ...Read the whole joke	Children	745	0
13	A little boy and his dad are standing in line... - A little boy and his dad are standing in line at the grocery store behind a big fat lady. The little...Read the whole joke	Children	2956	1
14	Who discovered North America? - Teacher: Little Johnny, go to the map and find North America.Little Johnny: Here it is!Teacher: Corr...Read the whole joke	Children	288	0
15	How can one person make so many stupid mistakes in one day? - Teacher: How can one person make so many stupid mistakes in one day?Little Johnny: I get up early....Read the whole joke	Children	262	0
16	A little nine year old girl was in church with her mother... - A little nine year old girl was in church with her mother when she started feeling ill. "Mommy," she...Read the whole joke	Children	647	0
17	A new method - It's the first day of school and the teacher told her kindergarten class,"If anyone has to go to the...Read the whole joke	Children	818	2.5
18	A teacher was having trouble teaching arithmetic... - A teacher was having trouble teaching arithmetic to Little Johnny . So she said , "If you reached in...Read the whole joke	Children	251	0
19	Little Johnny was assigned a paper on childbirth... - Little Johnny was assigned a paper on childbirth and asked his mother, "How was I born?" "The stork ...Read the whole joke	Children	287	0
20	Gone fishing - Henry Abel's son, David, burst into the house, crying like everything.His Mama asked him what the pr...Read the whole joke	Children	312	0
21	Ear - Little Johnny was in a spelling bee in class. He had to spell the word and use it in a sentence. The...Read the whole joke	Children	370	0
22	Following the sign - Teacher: Why are you late?Little Johnny: Because of the sign.Teacher: What sign?Little Johnny: The o...Read the whole joke	Children	289	0
23	Quick and clear - A son comes to his dad and says:- Dad, i gotta tell you something- Ok, Quick and clear!- 100 bucks...Read the whole joke	Children	305	0
24	Mom, can little girls have babies? - Little Johnny came running into the house and asked,"Mommy, can little girls have babies?""No", said...Read the whole joke	Children	284	0
25	At school Little Johnny was told by a classmate... - At school Little Johnny was told by a classmate that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret...Read the whole joke	Children	285	0