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1	At College - Q: What do you call a blonde in an institution of higher learning?A: A visitor....Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	365
2	Puerto Rican Offspring - Q: What did they name the offspring of a blonde and a Puerto Rican?A: Retardo....Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	262
3	Speech Impediment - Q: What is the blonde's chronic speech impediment?A: She can't say "No"....Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	222
4	Dating - Q: How can you tell when a blonde is dating?A: By the buckle print on her forehead....Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	418
5	Red Light Driving - Q: What goes VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH?A: A blonde going through a flashing red l...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	221
6	Drive Into Ditch - Q: Why did the blonde drive into the ditch?A: To turn the blinker off....Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	251
7	Blinker - Q: What does a blonde say when you ask her if her blinker is on?A: It's on. It's off. It's on. It's ...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	236
8	Lipstick Stains - Q: Why are there lip stick stains on the steering wheel after ablonde drives a car?A: Cause she blow...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	262
9	Behind A Steering Wheel - Q: What do you call a dumb blonde behind a steering wheel?A: An air bag....Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	214
10	Marry You - Q: How do you get a blonde to marry you?A: Tell her she's pregnant.Q: What will she ask you?A: "Is i...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	388
11	Prostitute and Nymph - Q: What's the difference between a prostitute, a nymphomaniac, and a blonde?A: The prostitute says, ...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	268
12	Your Job - Q: What's the difference between a blonde and your job?A: Your job still sucks after 6 months....Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	239
13	Supermarket Cart - Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a supermarket cart?A: The supermarket cart has a mind ...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	212
14	Rooster Difference - Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a rooster?A: In the morning a rooster says, "Cock'll-d...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	305
15	Panama Canal - Q: What's the difference between a blonde and the Suez/Panama Canal?A: One's a busy ditch....Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	415
16	Job Function at M&M - Q: What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory?A: Proof reading....Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	347
17	Like Corn Flakes - Q: Why are blondes like corn flakes?A: Because they're simple, easy and they taste good....Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	347
18	Physicist - Q: What did the blonde say to the physicist?A: "Why, I just love nuclear fission! What do you use fo...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	258
19	Refrigerator Difference - Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a refrigerator?A: A refrigerator doesn't fart when yo...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	258
20	Smart Blonde - Q: What do you call a smart blonde?A1: A golden retriever.A2: A labrador.A3: An indicator of a reall...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	211
21	Lunch Box Lids - Q: Why do blondes have see-through lunch box lids?A1: So they know if it is morning or afternoon.A2:...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	214
22	Raking Leaves - Q: How did the dumb blonde break her leg raking leaves?A: She fell out of the tree....Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	461
23	Laughter On Monday - Q: How do you make a blonde laugh on Monday mornings?A: Tell them a joke on Friday night!...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	360
24	Bilingual Dog - A police dog responds to an ad for work with the FBI. "Well," says the personnel director, "You'll h...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	272
25	Not A Pharmacist - Q: Why won't they hire a blonde pharmacist? A: They keep breaking the prescription bottles in the ty...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	245