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1	This guy unexpectedly got the day off and decided... - This guy unexpectedly got the day off and decided he wouldspend it on the golf course. After arrivin...Read the whole joke	Religion	318
2	Three nuns went to a cucumber stand in an open market... - Three nuns went to a cucumber stand in an open market one day.They asked how much the cucumbers were...Read the whole joke	Religion	123
3	What do you get when you cross a Jehova's Witness... - What do you get when you cross a Jehova's Witnesswith a Hell's Angels motorcycle gang member????Some...Read the whole joke	Religion	321
4	The new Vicar was up early one Sunday morning... - The new Vicar was up early one Sunday morning, walkinground his new parish, after leaving his wife i...Read the whole joke	Religion	241
5	Is there a God? - Is there a God?A billion Hindus can't be wrong....Read the whole joke	Religion	290
6	What is the meaning of life? - What is the meaning of life?All evidence to date suggests it's chocolate....Read the whole joke	Religion	355
7	Two nuns turn up at the fruit market and ask the veggie man... - Two nuns turn up at the fruit market and ask the veggie man for 120 cucumbers. The guy advises: "Sis...Read the whole joke	Religion	160
8	What language do the Vatican Police speak? - What language do the Vatican Police speak?Pig Latin!...Read the whole joke	Religion	272
9	A minister was asked by a politician... - A minister was asked by a politician,"Name something the government can do to help the church."The m...Read the whole joke	Religion	881
10	One Sunday, the pope REALLY wanted to play golf... - One Sunday, the pope REALLY wanted to play golf.But he couldn't, since it was Sunday. But hefigured,...Read the whole joke	Religion	316
11	The three truths in life - There are three truths in life:1. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah....2. Protestants do no...Read the whole joke	Religion	295
12	What do you call a man that marries another man? - What do you call a man that marries another man?A minister...Read the whole joke	Religion	275
13	How can I believe in God when just last week... - "How can I believe in God when just last week I gotmy tongue caught in the roller of an electric typ...Read the whole joke	Religion	299
14	Knowing that the minister was very fond of cherry brandy... - Knowing that the minister was very fond of cherry brandy, one of the church elders offered to presen...Read the whole joke	Religion	240
15	At the first session of a conversion class... - At the first session of a conversion class theminister conducting the class asked, "What mustwe do b...Read the whole joke	Religion	270
16	Cowboy Joe was telling his fellow cowboys back on the ranch... - Cowboy Joe was telling his fellow cowboys back on the ranch about his first visit to a big-city chur...Read the whole joke	Religion	272
17	Morris was passing a small courtyard and heard voices... - Morris was passing a small courtyard and heard voices murmuring.He went in and saw an altar with a l...Read the whole joke	Religion	261
18	The congregation was sitting and waiting for the preacher... - The congregation was sitting and waiting for the preacherto began his sermon when two masked men bur...Read the whole joke	Religion	242
19	The girl knelt in the confessional and said... - The girl knelt in the confessional and said,"Bless me, Father, for I have sinned.""What is it, child...Read the whole joke	Religion	231
20	Noah And Today's Ark - Noah And Today's ArkThe Lord spoke to Noah and said, "Noah, in six months I am goingto make it rain ...Read the whole joke	Religion	402
21	Three religious truths - There are three religious truths:1. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah.2. Protestants do not...Read the whole joke	Religion	214
22	A Friend's Prayer - A Friend's PrayerMay the fleas of a thousand camels infest the crotch of the person whoscrews up you...Read the whole joke	Religion	877
23	The Pope calls a meeting of all the cardinals... - The Pope calls a meeting of all the cardinals. When they have all assembled at the Vatican, he takes...Read the whole joke	Religion	239
24	What is white and flies across the sky? - What is white and flies across the sky? The coming of the Lord....Read the whole joke	Religion	262
25	Do you know what happens if you don't pay your exorcist? - Do you know what happens if you don't pay your exorcist?You get repossessed!...Read the whole joke	Religion	285