Funny jokes - Free collection of jokes

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1	Grandpa and Little Johnny are sitting... - Grandpa and Little Johnny are sitting on a bench in the park. Johnny asked, "Grandpa are you going t...Read the whole joke	Sex	195
2	My girlfriend told me to give her 12 inches... - My girlfriend told me to give her 12 inches and make ithurt!..................So I Fucked her 3 time...Read the whole joke	Sex	180
3	You can come out now - Jon was looking for a little "action". He picked up a sweet young thang at the bar and took her back...Read the whole joke	Sex	376
4	Wrong card - At the card shop: A woman was spending a long time looking at the cards, finally shaking her head, "...Read the whole joke	Sex	156
5	What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose? - Q: What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose?A: Full....Read the whole joke	Sex	229
6	What's the difference between pussy and apple pie? - Q: What's the difference between pussy and apple pie?A: You can eat your Mom's apple pie....Read the whole joke	Sex	186
7	Two dwarfs pick up two hookers and take them to their hotel rooms... - Two dwarfs pick up two hookers and take them to their hotel rooms.The first dwarf not only can't get...Read the whole joke	Sex	140
8	Nancy Reagan is the celebrity contestant on Password... - Nancy Reagan is the celebrity contestant on Password. It's her turn to guess the word. Voice Over: A...Read the whole joke	Sex	200
9	Who's got a bigger crotch? - There were three women sitting in a bar and they were discussinghow much their husbands could get up...Read the whole joke	Sex	219
10	A guy walks into an elevator and stands next... - A guy walks into an elevator and stands next to a beautiful woman.After a few minutes he turns to he...Read the whole joke	Sex	262
11	A tourist from Albegestan goes on his first overseas trip... - A tourist from Albegestan goes on his first overseas trip.Upon arriving, he is visibly puzzled filli...Read the whole joke	Sex	175
12	Why are women so bad at mathematics? - Q: Why are women so bad at mathematics? A: Because men keep telling them that this\|<----------------...Read the whole joke	Sex	141
13	Three little old ladies, sitting on a park bench... - Three little old ladies, sitting on a park bench.The town flasher comes by and shows them his ALL!Th...Read the whole joke	Sex	152
14	Happens all the time - A guy starts talking to two women in a bar, they turnout to be Siamese twins, and they wind up back ...Read the whole joke	Sex	263
15	A truck driver breaks down and... - A truck driver breaks down and shortly another trucker stops to givehim hand. He notices that the fi...Read the whole joke	Sex	193
16	Did you hear about the guy who died of Viagra overdose? - Did you hear about the guy who died of Viagra overdose? They couldn't close his casket....Read the whole joke	Sex	243
17	Household items - Back in the '70s, days of conspicuous (ahem) consumption, Hugh Hefner was showing a friend around th...Read the whole joke	Sex	233
18	How long does it take for a woman to orgasm? - How long does it take for a woman to orgasm? Who cares?...Read the whole joke	Sex	156
19	The doctor looked benignly at the woman who had come to him... - The doctor looked benignly at the woman who had come to him for an examination."Mrs. Brown," he said...Read the whole joke	Sex	208
20	So the elephant says to the naked man... - So the elephant says to the naked man . . ."You breathe through that little thing?"...Read the whole joke	Sex	186
21	Ed, Ted and their wives went out camping one weekend... - Ed, Ted and their wives went out camping one weekend. Ed and Ted slept in one tent while the wives u...Read the whole joke	Sex	241
22	What part of a woman does a man like looking at best? - What part of a woman does a man like looking at best?The top of her head....Read the whole joke	Sex	165
23	It seems that Ken Starr is dropping all sexual allegations... - It seems that Ken Starr is dropping all sexual allegations against President Clinton. It all stems f...Read the whole joke	Sex	169
24	Love handles - One day as Monica Lewinsky was walking along the beach awaiting her Senate trial testimony, she came...Read the whole joke	Sex	532
25	A group of cowboys were branding some cattle... - A group of cowboys were branding some cattle. While they were out the cooksaw a sheep tied to a post...Read the whole joke	Sex	340