Funny jokes - Free collection of jokes

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1	When is it OK for a lady to slap a midget? - When is it OK for a lady to slap a midget? When they are slow dancing and he tells her how nice her ...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	219
2	One year at halloween the governor was giving a costume party... - One year at halloween the governor was giving a costume party. All the gentry were there and as the...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	196
3	La Machine - La Machine....vegetables...vvrrrrr...La Machine....fruits...vvrrrrr...La Machine....little children....Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	327
4	Why does Helen Keller wear tight pants? - Why does Helen Keller wear tight pants? - So people can read her lips....Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	161
5	what do you get when a chicken cross the road falls and... - Q. what do you get when a chicken cross the road falls in the dirt and then recrossesA. a dirty cro...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	132
6	Did you hear about the queer deaf mute? - Did you hear about the queer deaf mute? - Neither did he....Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	174
7	What is blue and sings alone? - What's blue and sings alone? - Dan Ackroyd....Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	207
8	Dumb intercourse - "Information. Can I help you?""I'd like the number of the Theater Guild, please.""One moment, pleas...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	199
9	Dumb Intercourse II - "Information? I need the number of the Caseway Insurance Company.""Would you spell that, please?""Ce...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	183
10	Did you hear about the woman who has five legs? - Did you hear about the woman who has five legs? Her knickers fit her like a glove...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	176
11	A man eating at restaurant says to his waiter... - A man eating at restaurant says to his waiter, 'waiter, there's a fly in my soup!' The waiter replie...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	239
12	What do you call a boomerang that does not come back? - What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick....Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	176
13	Why did the one-handed man cross the road? - Why did the one-handed man cross the road? To get to the second hand shop....Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	172
14	What is the definition of Agony? - What is the definition of Agony?A one-armed man hanging off a cliff with itchy balls....Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	183
15	Why do farts smell? - Why do farts smell? So deaf people can enjoy them too....Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	173
16	Why are E.T.s eyes so big? - Why are E.T.s eyes so big? Because he saw the phone bill....Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	152
17	What is It? - What is It? Bush has a short one. Gorbachev has a long one. M...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	180
18	A lady was in a hardware store looking at... - A lady was in a hardware store looking at a fishing poles. She asked the store manager how much it w...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	206
19	What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes? - What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes? A nervous wreck....Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	195
20	What happened to the Pope when he visited Mount Olive? - What happened to the Pope when he visited Mount Olive? - Popeye almost killed him....Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	200
21	Why cannot Frankenstein have children? - Why can't Frankenstein have children? Because his nuts are on his neck....Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	185
22	Why cannot Santa have children? - Why can't Santa have children? He only comes once a year....Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	317
23	Did you hear about that guy who was tap dancing? - Did you hear about that guy who was tap dancing?He broke his ankle when he fell into the sink....Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	186
24	How can you identify an blind pirate? - How can you identify an blind pirate?He's the one with patches over both eyes....Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	171
25	With all the recent talk of cloning... - With all the recent talk of cloning, you'd think it was a new thing.But in fact, a very wealthy west...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	172