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1	The Mother Superior in the convent school was chatting with... - The Mother Superior in the convent school was chatting withher young charges and she asked them what...Read the whole joke	Religion	433
2	Two priests and a rabbi were discussing what portion of the... - Two priests and a rabbi were discussing what portion of theweekly collection they kept for themselve...Read the whole joke	Religion	150
3	A few years ago, when the Catholic church reform began... - A few years ago, when the Catholic church reform began to be muchin the news, Mrs. Moskowitz said to...Read the whole joke	Religion	719
4	On the steps of this church two pan handlers were doing their daily... - On the steps of this church two pan handlers were doing their dailybusiness. One wore a large cross ...Read the whole joke	Religion	272
5	What did God say after creating man? - What did God say after creating man? "I can do better"...Read the whole joke	Religion	329
6	The local priest came across Paddy who had... - The local priest came across Paddy who had stumbled out of the town tavern."Paddy," he said, " I'm a...Read the whole joke	Religion	300
7	A fine sermon - A man finally goes with his wife to church. The man was so impressedwith the preacher's sermon he s...Read the whole joke	Religion	901
8	In a small Southern town there was a nativity scene... - In a small Southern town there was a nativity scene that indicated great skill and talent in its cre...Read the whole joke	Religion	334
9	ZHow offensive is that? - How offensive is that?Jesus has just been nailed to the cross and has begun to suffer from the wound...Read the whole joke	Religion	272
10	The priest was preparing a man... - The priest was preparing a man for his long day's journey into night.Whispering firmly, the priest s...Read the whole joke	Religion	484
11	Soap dispenser - Two priests are off to the showers late one night.They undress and step in the showers before theyre...Read the whole joke	Religion	408
12	Pastime for Passover - Paul says to Jesus, "Hey man, whatcha doing for Passover?"Jesus says, "Just hanging around."...Read the whole joke	Religion	322
13	Mr. Smith was brought to Mercy Hospital... - Mr. Smith was brought to Mercy Hospital (a Catholic hospital), and taken quickly in for coronary sur...Read the whole joke	Religion	441
14	Show him your cross - Two nuns, Sister Mary Agnes and Sister Mary Vincent, aretraveling through Europe in their car, sight...Read the whole joke	Religion	395
15	The Pope was working on a crossword puzzle... - The Pope was working on a crossword puzzle. He thoughtand thought about one clue, finally gave up a...Read the whole joke	Religion	258
16	A priest and a lawyer are walking down... - A priest and a lawyer are walking down the street and seea small boy eating an ice cream. The priest...Read the whole joke	Religion	2637
17	Three girls died and were brought to the gates... - Three girls died and were brought to the gates ofheaven. Upon entering the gate, they were haltedby ...Read the whole joke	Religion	141
18	One balmy evening in Rome the Pope decides to... - One balmy evening in Rome the Pope decides to take a walk.He slips out the rear door of the Vatican ...Read the whole joke	Religion	247
19	What's the difference between acne and a priest? - Ok, kids, here's the gross one...Q: What's the difference between acne and a priest?A: Acne usually ...Read the whole joke	Religion	536
20	Tommy goes into a confessional box and says... - Tommy goes into a confessional box and says, "Bless mefather for I have sinned. I have been with a ...Read the whole joke	Religion	163
21	Got a second? - God, I was wondering...how long is a million years to you?"God answered, "Son, a million years to...Read the whole joke	Religion	286
22	Three Hells Angels are sitting at a table in a transport... - Three Hells Angels are sitting at a table in a transport cafe when in walks a Nun, takes a seat next...Read the whole joke	Religion	129
23	Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist? - Q: Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist?A: He sold his soul to Santa....Read the whole joke	Religion	258
24	The minister of a small congregation was about to start his sermon... - The minister of a small congregation was about to start his sermon when he noticed a young woman in ...Read the whole joke	Religion	231
25	There was this hooker who mistook a Salvation Army man for... - There was this hooker who mistook a Salvation Army man fora soldier and propositioned him. The Salva...Read the whole joke	Religion	227