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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
May I borrow your dog for a few days?
- |It's for my mother-in-law," explained the mourner at the funeral procession. Tightening the leash, ...Read the whole joke |
Marriage Jokes |
270 |
0 |
| 2 |
A man is almost about to die
- |As he lay on his deathbed, the man confided to his wife, "I cannot die without telling you the trut...Read the whole joke |
Marriage Jokes |
3531 |
1.36645507812 |
| 3 |
A Mother's Dictionary
- |Bottle feeding: An opportunity for Daddy to get up at 2 am too.Defense: What you'd better have arou...Read the whole joke |
Marriage Jokes |
5366 |
0 |
| 4 |
Wedding preparation guidelines
- |Announcement:It is the responsibility of the bride's family to announce the wedding in the local ne...Read the whole joke |
Marriage Jokes |
452 |
0 |
| 5 |
Kids at the Wedding
- |At a friend's wedding, everything went smoothly until it was time for the flower girl and her young...Read the whole joke |
Marriage Jokes |
497 |
0 |
| 6 |
A sudden change of mind
- |My Dearest Susan,Sweetie of my heart. I've been so desolate ever since I broke off our engagement. ...Read the whole joke |
Marriage Jokes |
2150 |
0.75 |
| 7 |
Like Father, Like Husband?
- |If it's true that girls are inclined to marry men like their fathers, it is understandable why so m...Read the whole joke |
Marriage Jokes |
304 |
0 |
| 8 |
An organization that makes men fear marriage
- |The British had an organization that Americans are now considering adopting.It seems that in Englan...Read the whole joke |
Marriage Jokes |
3437 |
0 |
| 9 |
The tradition at weddings
- |A little boy, at a wedding looks at his mom and says, "Mommy, why does the girl wear white?"His mom...Read the whole joke |
Marriage Jokes |
366 |
0 |
| 10 |
Marriage quotes 01
- |All marriages are happy--it's the living together afterward that causes all the problems.Did you he...Read the whole joke |
Marriage Jokes |
322 |
0 |
| 11 |
Marriage quotes 04
- |My other wife is beautiful.My wife doesn't care what I do away from home, as long as I don't enjoy ...Read the whole joke |
Marriage Jokes |
498 |
0 |
| 12 |
Marriage quotes 05
- |The difference between marriage and death? Dead people are free.The husband who wants a happy marri...Read the whole joke |
Marriage Jokes |
339 |
0 |
| 13 |
Recently seen
- |Recently seen on a card...Outside: We dont feel sorry for you blowing all those candles, what about...Read the whole joke |
Elderly Jokes |
379 |
0 |
| 14 |
Good & bad news
- |An old man visits his doctor and after thorough examination the doctor tells him: "I have good news...Read the whole joke |
Elderly Jokes |
335 |
0 |
| 15 |
Hard of hearing
- |Three retirees, each with a hearing loss, were taking a walk one fine March day.One remarked to the...Read the whole joke |
Elderly Jokes |
476 |
0 |
| 16 |
Marriage quotes 03
- |This delivery driver carries no money. His wife has it all.We in the industry know that behind ever...Read the whole joke |
Marriage Jokes |
337 |
0 |
| 17 |
Marriage quotes 09
- |Marry not a tennis player. For love means nothing to them.May you be too good for the world and not...Read the whole joke |
Marriage Jokes |
292 |
0 |
| 18 |
Marriage quotes 06
- |Marriage is like a mousetrap. Those on the outside are trying to get in. Those on the inside are tr...Read the whole joke |
Marriage Jokes |
289 |
0 |
| 19 |
Marriage quotes 07
- |Many a wife thinks her husband is the world's greatest lover. But she can never catch him at it.Mar...Read the whole joke |
Marriage Jokes |
315 |
0 |
| 20 |
Marriage quotes 08
- |If your wife wants to learn how to drive, don't stand in her way.In marriage, as in war, it is perm...Read the whole joke |
Marriage Jokes |
296 |
0 |
| 21 |
Marriage quotes 10
- |I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over a lady in a...Read the whole joke |
Marriage Jokes |
463 |
0 |
| 22 |
Marriage quotes 12
- |Dear Mrs, Mr, Miss, or Mr and Mrs Daneeka: Words cannot express the deep personal grief I experienc...Read the whole joke |
Marriage Jokes |
275 |
0 |
| 23 |
Marriage quotes 11
- |A man must marry only a very pretty woman in case he should ever want some other man to take her of...Read the whole joke |
Marriage Jokes |
317 |
0 |
| 24 |
Marriage quotes 13
- |There was a man who said, "I never knew what happiness was until I got married...and then it was to...Read the whole joke |
Marriage Jokes |
349 |
0 |
| 25 |
Marriage quotes 02
- |Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence--a life sentence.Marriage is very much like a violin; afte...Read the whole joke |
Marriage Jokes |
366 |
0 |
