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    1 Little Lucy was playing in the garden when she...
    - Little Lucy was playing in the garden when she spotted two spidersmating. "Daddy, what are those two...Read the whole joke
    Children 210 0
    2 A shapely lady in a bikini walked into the ocean to take a swim...
    - A shapely lady in a bikini walked into the ocean to take a swim. Alarge wave came up and washed over...Read the whole joke
    Children 245 0
    3 Two kindergarten girls were talking outside...
    - Two kindergarten girls were talking outside: one said,"You won't believe what I saw on the patio yes...Read the whole joke
    Children 228 0
    4 Little Tommy is at the zoo on a school visit...
    - Little Tommy is at the zoo on a school visit and he spots a deer. Being a city kid he's never seen o...Read the whole joke
    Children 211 0
    5 Little Johnny was late for school...
    - Little Johnny was late for school. When he finally got therehis teacher asked,"Why are you late litt...Read the whole joke
    Children 269 0
    6 A little Catholic kid was praying as hard as he could...
    - A little Catholic kid was praying as hard as he could.'God,' he prayed, 'I really want a car.'Jumpin...Read the whole joke
    Children 763 0
    7 Like father like son
    - Little Johnny is in the bathroom taking a pee when the toilet seat falls down on top of his penis. H...Read the whole joke
    Children 380 0
    8 How old am I?
    - A kid goes up to his father and says, "Hey, Pop, know how old I am today?"His father says, "No...how...Read the whole joke
    Children 264 0
    9 Johnny, give me a sentence starting with...
    - Teacher: Johnny, give me a sentence starting with "I".Little Johnny: I is...Teacher: No, Little John...Read the whole joke
    Children 272 0
    10 A rabbi said to a precocious six-year-old boy...
    - A rabbi said to a precocious six-year-old boy: "So your mother saysyour prayers for you each night? ...Read the whole joke
    Children 246 0
    11 A failed attempt
    - Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold creamon her face."Why do you do that,...Read the whole joke
    Children 2751 0.75
    12 A lost skill
    - This preacher was looking for a good used lawnmower one day. He found oneat a yard sale that Little ...Read the whole joke
    Children 745 0
    13 A little boy and his dad are standing in line...
    - A little boy and his dad are standing in line at the grocery store behind a big fat lady. The little...Read the whole joke
    Children 2956 1
    14 Who discovered North America?
    - Teacher: Little Johnny, go to the map and find North America.Little Johnny: Here it is!Teacher: Corr...Read the whole joke
    Children 288 0
    15 How can one person make so many stupid mistakes in one day?
    - Teacher: How can one person make so many stupid mistakes in one day?Little Johnny: I get up early....Read the whole joke
    Children 262 0
    16 A little nine year old girl was in church with her mother...
    - A little nine year old girl was in church with her mother when she started feeling ill. "Mommy," she...Read the whole joke
    Children 647 0
    17 A new method
    - It's the first day of school and the teacher told her kindergarten class,"If anyone has to go to the...Read the whole joke
    Children 818 2.5
    18 A teacher was having trouble teaching arithmetic...
    - A teacher was having trouble teaching arithmetic to Little Johnny . So she said , "If you reached in...Read the whole joke
    Children 251 0
    19 Little Johnny was assigned a paper on childbirth...
    - Little Johnny was assigned a paper on childbirth and asked his mother, "How was I born?" "The stork ...Read the whole joke
    Children 287 0
    20 Gone fishing
    - Henry Abel's son, David, burst into the house, crying like everything.His Mama asked him what the pr...Read the whole joke
    Children 312 0
    21 Ear
    - Little Johnny was in a spelling bee in class. He had to spell the word and use it in a sentence. The...Read the whole joke
    Children 370 0
    22 Following the sign
    - Teacher: Why are you late?Little Johnny: Because of the sign.Teacher: What sign?Little Johnny: The o...Read the whole joke
    Children 289 0
    23 Quick and clear
    - A son comes to his dad and says:- Dad, i gotta tell you something- Ok, Quick and clear!- 100 bucks...Read the whole joke
    Children 305 0
    24 Mom, can little girls have babies?
    - Little Johnny came running into the house and asked,"Mommy, can little girls have babies?""No", said...Read the whole joke
    Children 284 0
    25 At school Little Johnny was told by a classmate...
    - At school Little Johnny was told by a classmate that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret...Read the whole joke
    Children 285 0

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