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| 1 |
Ten things to say about gifts you don't like
- |10. Boy, if I had not recently shot up four sizes, that would've fit.9. It would be a shame if the ...Read the whole joke |
Christmas Jokes |
310 |
0 |
| 2 |
Some Musical Christmas Advice
- |Make out your Chopin Liszt early before Debussy season, when you have time to check out Verdi good ...Read the whole joke |
Christmas Jokes |
302 |
0 |
| 3 |
The first reindeer seen in a bar
- |One evening, in a busy lounge in the deep south, a reindeer walked in the door, bellied up to the b...Read the whole joke |
Christmas Jokes |
446 |
0 |
| 4 |
The strange Christmas scene
- |In a small southern town there was a "Nativity Scene" that showed great skill and talent had gone i...Read the whole joke |
Christmas Jokes |
305 |
0 |
| 5 |
The night before Christmas for an attorney
- |Whereas, on an occasion immediately preceding the Nativity festival,throughout a dwelling unit, qui...Read the whole joke |
Christmas Jokes |
291 |
0 |
| 6 |
Christmas downsizing
- |Today's global challenges require the North Pole to continue to look for better, more competitive s...Read the whole joke |
Christmas Jokes |
342 |
0 |
| 7 |
'Twas the Night before Finals
- |T'was the night before finals,And all through the college,The students were prayingFor last minute ...Read the whole joke |
Christmas Jokes |
252 |
0 |
| 8 |
Ten worst gifts to buy a woman
- |1. Never give a woman any kind of household appliance or something that is going to make "housework...Read the whole joke |
Christmas Jokes |
327 |
0 |
| 9 |
The twelve days after Christmas
- |The first day after ChristmasMy true love and I had a fightAnd so I chopped the pear tree downAnd b...Read the whole joke |
Christmas Jokes |
315 |
0 |
| 10 |
Revised Christmas days
- |Effective immediately, the following economizing measures are being implemented in the "Twelve Days...Read the whole joke |
Christmas Jokes |
319 |
0 |
| 11 |
Addicted to the Web
- |(Sung to the tune of "Winter Wonderland")Doorbell rings, I'm not list'nin',From my mouth, drool is ...Read the whole joke |
Christmas Jokes |
1390 |
0 |
| 12 |
An Internet Christmas
- |T'was the Internet Night Before Christmas'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the Net...Read the whole joke |
Christmas Jokes |
968 |
0 |
| 13 |
Your father is drunk
- |To The Tune Of Santa Claus Is Coming To Town Oh you better not shout, you better not cry, You bette...Read the whole joke |
Christmas Jokes |
343 |
0 |
| 14 |
Twelve Days of Fast Food
- |On the first day of Christmas, My drive through gave to me: A Big Bacon Classic with cheese. On the...Read the whole joke |
Christmas Jokes |
301 |
0 |
| 15 |
Twelve days Microsoft
- |On the 1st day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: Windows 95 for my PC On the 2nd day of Christ...Read the whole joke |
Christmas Jokes |
339 |
0 |
| 16 |
Short Reindeer Jokes
- |What do reindeer say before telling you a joke ?This one will sleigh you ! Why is a reindeer like a...Read the whole joke |
Christmas Jokes |
418 |
0 |
| 17 |
Short Snow Jokes
- |What happened when the snowgirl fell out with the snowboy?She gave him the cold shoulder!What do sn...Read the whole joke |
Christmas Jokes |
325 |
0 |
| 18 |
Short Christmas Jokes
- |What did Adam say on the day before Christmas ?It's Christmas, Eve ! How do you make an idiot laugh...Read the whole joke |
Christmas Jokes |
304 |
0 |
| 19 |
Knock Knock Christmas
- |Knock KnockWho's there ?WenceslasWenceslas who ? Wenceslas train home ? Knock KnockWho's there ?Sno...Read the whole joke |
Christmas Jokes |
337 |
0 |
| 20 |
Short Father Christmas
- |What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?Santa Clues!Father Christmas win a s...Read the whole joke |
Christmas Jokes |
296 |
0 |
| 21 |
Santa Hates Your Kid
- |8. Kid's letter to north pole comes back stamped, "Dream on, Chester!"7. Kid asks for new bike, get...Read the whole joke |
Christmas Jokes |
329 |
0 |
| 22 |
Optimist vs. Pessimist
- |A family had twin boys whose only resemblance to each other was their looks. If one felt it was too...Read the whole joke |
Christmas Jokes |
354 |
0 |
| 23 |
Santa vs. system admins
- |The similarities between Santa and System Admins1. Santa is bearded, corpulent, and dresses funny.2...Read the whole joke |
Christmas Jokes |
317 |
0 |
| 24 |
Signs You Bought a Lousy Tree
- |8. Two feet tall, forty feet wide 7. Salesman's opening line: "You're not a cop, are you?" 6. It lo...Read the whole joke |
Christmas Jokes |
312 |
0 |
| 25 |
Santa's Pet Peeves
- |Department Store Santa Peeves8. Kids who refuse to believe that it's fruitcake on your breath and n...Read the whole joke |
Christmas Jokes |
368 |
0 |
