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1	Deer Tracks - Two blondes were walking through the woods when one looked down and said "Oh, look at the deer track...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	270
2	Tire Tread Marks - Q: Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?A: From crawling across the street when the ...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	239
3	President Gorbachev - Q: What do a blonde and President Gorbachev have in common?A: They both got fucked by 10 men whilst ...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	222
4	Me and My Boss - When I take a long timeI am slowWhen my boss takes a long timeHe is thorough------------------------...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	246
5	Long and Hard - Q: To a blonde, what is long and hard?A: Grade4....Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	217
6	Learn To Iron - Hubby: As a start I think you should learn to "iron," then we coulddo without the ironing lady.Blond...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	207
7	You might be a Redneck JEDI if... - You might be a Redneck Jedi if...===========================================* You ever heard the phr...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	175
8	Grandpa is fine. - A man goes to visit his 85-year-old grandfather in the hospital."How are you grandpa?" he asks."Feel...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	227
9	Wooden Airfield - An enemy decoy, built in occupied Holland, led to a tale that hasbeen told and retold ever since by ...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	205
10	Restroom Sign - On her way home a blonde drove past a sign that said "CLEANRESTROOMS 8 MILES".By the time she drove ...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	246
11	Sun Went - Did you here about the blonde that stayed up all night to see wherethe sun went? It finally dawned o...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	282
12	Upset With Driver's License - Q: Why was the blonde upset when she got her Driver's License?A: Because she got an F in sex....Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	333
13	Measure Intelligence - Q: How do you measure a blonde's intelligence?A: Stick a tire pressure gauge in her ear!...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	256
14	Typewriter To Doctor - Q: Why did the blonde take her typewriter to the doctor?A: She thought it was pregnant because it mi...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	236
15	Condoms In Ears - Q: Why did the blonde wear condoms on her ears?A: So she wouldn't get Hearing Aids....Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	248
16	At College - Q: What do you call a blonde in an institution of higher learning?A: A visitor....Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	364
17	Puerto Rican Offspring - Q: What did they name the offspring of a blonde and a Puerto Rican?A: Retardo....Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	261
18	Speech Impediment - Q: What is the blonde's chronic speech impediment?A: She can't say "No"....Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	220
19	Dating - Q: How can you tell when a blonde is dating?A: By the buckle print on her forehead....Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	418
20	Red Light Driving - Q: What goes VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH?A: A blonde going through a flashing red l...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	221
21	Drive Into Ditch - Q: Why did the blonde drive into the ditch?A: To turn the blinker off....Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	250
22	Blinker - Q: What does a blonde say when you ask her if her blinker is on?A: It's on. It's off. It's on. It's ...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	236
23	Lipstick Stains - Q: Why are there lip stick stains on the steering wheel after ablonde drives a car?A: Cause she blow...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	261
24	Behind A Steering Wheel - Q: What do you call a dumb blonde behind a steering wheel?A: An air bag....Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	213
25	Marry You - Q: How do you get a blonde to marry you?A: Tell her she's pregnant.Q: What will she ask you?A: "Is i...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	387