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1	Elephant jokes - How to elephants talk to each other ? By 'elephone !...Read the whole joke	More Jokes	302
2	0 - What do you give an elephant with big feet ? Plenty of room !...Read the whole joke	More Jokes	291
3	0 - Why do elephants have trunks ? Because they've no pockets to put things in !...Read the whole joke	More Jokes	350
4	0 - What animals were last to leave the ark ? The elephants as they had to pack their trunks !...Read the whole joke	More Jokes	324
5	0 - What do you find in an elephants graveyard ? Elephantoms !...Read the whole joke	More Jokes	304
6	0 - What is stronger an elephant or a snail ? A snail, because it carries it's house, an elephant jus...Read the whole joke	More Jokes	276
7	0 - What do you do with old cannon balls ? Give them to elephants to use as marbles !...Read the whole joke	More Jokes	272
8	0 - What do elephants do in the evenings ? Watch elevision !...Read the whole joke	More Jokes	292
9	0 - Who lost a herd of elephants ? Big bo peep !...Read the whole joke	More Jokes	305
10	0 - What is an elephants favourite film ? Elephantasia...Read the whole joke	More Jokes	196
11	0 - What do elephants say as a compliment ? You look elephantastic !...Read the whole joke	More Jokes	219
12	0 - What did the elephant say to the famous detective ? It's ele-mentary, my dear Sherlock !...Read the whole joke	More Jokes	231
13	0 - Why did the elephant jump in the lake when it began to rain ? To stop getting wet !...Read the whole joke	More Jokes	240
14	0 - What is a baby elephant after he is five weeks old ? Six weeks old !...Read the whole joke	More Jokes	244
15	0 - What did the elephant say when the man grabbed him by the tail ? This is the end of me !...Read the whole joke	More Jokes	251
16	0 - What to you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant ? An animal that tells you everything th...Read the whole joke	More Jokes	230
17	0 - What do elephants sing at christmas ? Noel-ephants, Noel-ephants......Read the whole joke	More Jokes	251
18	0 - Who do elephants get their christmas presents from ? Elephanta Claus !...Read the whole joke	More Jokes	242
19	0 - How do you hire an elephant ? Stand it on four bricks !...Read the whole joke	More Jokes	280
20	0 - My elephants got no trunk ? How does it smell ? Terrible !...Read the whole joke	More Jokes	230
21	0 - How do you stop an angry elephant from charging ? Take away it's credit cards !...Read the whole joke	More Jokes	212
22	0 - What did the baby elephant get when the daddy elephant sneezed ? Out of the way !...Read the whole joke	More Jokes	272
23	0 - Why do the elephants have short tails ? Because they can't remember long stories !...Read the whole joke	More Jokes	341
24	0 - Why is an elephant braver than a hen ? Because the elephant isn't chicken !...Read the whole joke	More Jokes	274
25	0 - What is worse than raining cats and dogs ? Raining elephants !...Read the whole joke	More Jokes	266