Funny jokes - Free collection of jokes

#	Title	Category	Hits	Rating
1	How is a man like a snow fall? - How is a man like a snow fall? -You never know how many inches you'll get or how long it will las...Read the whole joke	Men	346	0
2	Have you heard the one about the... - Have you heard the one about the . . . . . . . recent survey on cigarettes which found that 90%...Read the whole joke	Men	324	0
3	What is the definition of ultimate rejection? - What is the definition of ultimate rejection? Your hand falling asleep while masturbating....Read the whole joke	Men	319	0
4	A fortunate twist of fate - Two brothers enlisting in the Army were getting their physicals. During the inspection, the doctor w...Read the whole joke	Men	1018	1.5
5	THE MASTERCARD COMMERCIAL ALL MEN ARE WAITING FOR - THE MASTERCARD COMMERCIAL ALL MEN ARE WAITING FORCover charge: $15.00 Round of drinks: $23.00 Table ...Read the whole joke	Men	343	0
6	Why do men pay more than women for car insurance? - Why do men pay more than women for car insurance?Because women don't get blowjobs while they're driv...Read the whole joke	Men	180	0
7	The way to a heart of a man - The way to a man's heart is through his feet(but you need a long knife)....Read the whole joke	Men	341	0
8	Once some boys got together to play poker... - Once some boys got together to play poker one night, after about 4 hours of playing, Tim had severe ...Read the whole joke	Men	289	0
9	Why a man cannot eat like a bird? - Why can't a man eat like a bird?Have you ever tried to pick up food with your pecker?Sent by Chris...Read the whole joke	Men	198	0
10	Why do men like blonde jokes?? - Why do men like blonde jokes?? Because they can understand them....Read the whole joke	Men	188	0
11	How many men does it take to pop popcorn? - How many men does it take to pop popcorn? Three. One to hold the pan and two to show off and sh...Read the whole joke	Men	339	0
12	How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper? - How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper? - No one knows. Its never happened....Read the whole joke	Men	322	0
13	There was three guys, one with a rubber... - There was three guys, one with a rubber dick, one with a wooden dick,and one with a nine foot dick.T...Read the whole joke	Men	388	0
14	Alcohol vs Women - A guy says, "I remember the first time I used alcohol as a substitute for women.""Yeah what happened...Read the whole joke	Men	883	0
15	Fatherly feelings - One night a wife found her husband standing over their baby's crib. Silently she watched him. As he ...Read the whole joke	Men	356	0
16	What is a mans idea of foreplay? - What's a man's idea of foreplay? -A half-hour of begging....Read the whole joke	Men	293	0
17	How can you tell soap operas are fictional? - How can you tell soap operas are fictional? - In real life, men aren't affectionate in bed....Read the whole joke	Men	307	0
18	How do men sort their laundry? - How do men sort their laundry? "Filthy" and "Filthy but Wearable"....Read the whole joke	Men	310	0
19	Lots of words - There are a lot of words you can use to describe men: strong, caring, loving.They'd be wrong, but yo...Read the whole joke	Men	368	0
20	Men are like... - Men are like...Men are like animals: messy, insensitive andpotentially violent, but they make great ...Read the whole joke	Men	300	0
21	There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men... - There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men:"don't" and "stop"....Read the whole joke	Men	232	0
22	Man walks into a supermarket and buys... - Man walks into a supermarket and buys :1 bar of soap1 toothbrush1 tube toothpaste1 loaf of bread 1 p...Read the whole joke	Men	319	0
23	How do you scare a man? - How do you scare a man? Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice....Read the whole joke	Men	332	0
24	What food best describes a man? - What food best describes a man? Jerky...Read the whole joke	Men	302	0
25	Why is a man at his smartest when he is having sex? - Why is a man at his smartest when he is having sex? Because he's plugged into a woman!...Read the whole joke	Men	182	0