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#	Title	Category	Hits	Rating
1	Like GST - Q: Why do blondes like the GST? (GST -- Goods and Services Tax nowin effect in Canada) A: Because th...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	484	0
2	Washing Machine Is Better - Q: Why is a washing machine better than a blonde?A: Because you can drop your load in a washing mach...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	406	0
3	Guy Difference - Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a guy?A: The blonde has the higher sperm count....Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	247	0
4	Telephone Difference - Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a telephone?A: It costs 30 cents to use a telephone....Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	216	0
5	Owl - Q: What does a blonde owl say?A: What, what?...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	254	0
6	Like Bowling Ball - Q: What do a bowling ball and a blonde have in common?A: Chances are they'll both end up in the gutt...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	234	0
7	Guide to Safe Fax - Q: DO I HAVE TO BE MARRIED TO HAVE SAFE FAX?A: Although married people fax quite often, there are ma...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	269	0
8	Butter and Blonde - Q: What is the difference between butter and a blonde?A: Butter is difficult to spread....Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	210	1.5
9	Blonde and Toothbrush - Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a toothbrush?A: You don't let your best friend borrow ...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	234	0
10	Punctuation - Q: How would a blond punctuate the following?: "Fun fun fun worryworry worry"A: Fun period fun perio...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	258	0
11	Hoop Earrings - Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: They have to have some place to rest their ankles.Q: Why do...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	238	0
12	Indiana and Blonde Difference - Q: What's the difference between Indiana and a blonde?A: A blonde has larger hills and deeper valley...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	203	0
13	Pickles - Q: Why don't blondes eat pickles?A: Because they can't get their head in the jar....Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	312	0
14	Playing With Vibrator - A 60 year old woman came home one day and heard strange noises in her bedroom. She opened the door a...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	720	0
15	Modem Addiction - "Did you know that last month's (expletive) phone bill is over $450?" my wife scolded me in her hars...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	244	0
16	Mirthy Facts - The average person is about a quarter of an inch taller at night.[Another quarter inch doesn't impre...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	235	0
17	Why Orgasms? - Q: Why do blondes have orgasms?A: So they know when to stop having sex!...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	225	0
18	Gross Ignorance - Q: What is the definition of gross ignorance?A: 144 blondes....Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	217	0
19	Say After Sex - Q: What do blondes say after sex?A1: "Thanks, Guys!"A2: "Are you boys all in the same band?"A3: Do y...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	441	0
20	Worst Thing - Q: What is the worst thing about sex with a blonde?A: Bucket seats....Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	236	0
21	Sun Roofs - Q: Why do blondes drive cars with sunroofs?A: More leg room....Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	291	0
22	Tilt Steering - Q: Why do blondes like tilt steering?A: More head room....Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	260	0
23	First Thing After Sex - Q: What's the first thing a blonde does after sex?A: Opens the car door....Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	223	0
24	Tax On Sale - A blonde goes into the drug store to buy some rubbers (so she can practice safe sex).She walks up to...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	390	0
25	Ebonics Xmas - Wuz de night befo CrismusAn all ober de hoodEverybody wuz sleepin'Day wuz sleepin' good. Everbody wu...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	313	0