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1	True stupid stories 02 - Saddam Hussein's stockpile is deadly. The smoke from his biological weapons could mix with sulfur fr...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	246
2	True stupid stories 01 - Really Stupid People Police in Wichita, Kansas, arrested a 22-year-old man at an airport hotel after...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	277
3	Ultra dumb people 02 - A man walked in to a Topeka, Kansas Kwik Shop, and asked for all the money in the cash drawer. Appar...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	362
4	Ultra dumb people 01 - The incredibly dumb ATT fired President John Walter after nine months, saying he lacked intellectual...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	414
5	Truly stupid people 02 - Top honors for "Human Projectile of the Month" go to an as-of-yet unidentified dude who is also a se...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	240
6	Truly stupid people 01 - A man buys a brand new Grand Cherokee for $30,000+, and has $400.00+ in monthly payments. He's prett...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	261
7	Quotes from stupid 03 - These are supposedly actual quotes taken from around the world. Newsreader, BBC Radio 4: "Working mo...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	361
8	Quotes from stupid 02 - These are supposedly actual quotes taken from around the world. "That race was all about competition...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	399
9	Quotes from stupid 01 - These are supposedly actual quotes taken from around the world. "The effects are fleeting and linger...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	433
10	Insult Collection #7 - I hear you are a real humanitarian. You have kept three or four detectives working regularly. I hear...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	264
11	Stupid Insults 31/31 - Uses thumbtacks to post notes -- on his refrigerator. Uses two hands to eat with chopsticks. Using a...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	258
12	Stupid Insults 30/31 - Traveling faster than light, but left his sneakers behind. Traveling without a passport/towel. Trips...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	307
13	Stupid Insults 29/31 - The two put together have an IQ over 150. The wheel's spinning but the hamster's dead. There she sit...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	286
14	Stupid Insults 28/31 - Spent a decade on the leading edge of drug experimentation. Still boots to DOS. Still sending messag...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	257
15	Stupid Insults 27/31 - Slow out of the gate. Smarter than the average bear. Smoke doesn't make it to the top of his chimney...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	308
16	Stupid Insults 26/31 - Running U.S. appliances on British current. Runs squares around the competition. Rusty springs in th...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	259
17	Stupid Insults 25/31 - Posts empty articles to Usenet, and enjoys rereading them later. Prefers three left turns to one rig...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	288
18	Stupid Insults 24/31 - Operating in stand-by mode. Ought to have a warning label on his forehead. Out there where the buses...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	240
19	Stupid Insults 23/31 - One node short of a network. One of the early failures of electroshock therapy. One pane short of a ...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	230
20	Stupid Insults 22/31 - Off by one. Off his rocker/trolley. Oil doesn't reach his dipstick. On permanent leave of absence fr...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	240
21	Stupid Insults 21/31 - Not an idiot, but plays one in his life. Not as dumb as he looks, but that would be impossible. Not ...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	234
22	Stupid Insults 20/31 - Missing a layer of insulation in his attic. Monorail doesn't go all the way to Tomorrowland. Mooring...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	293
23	Stupid Insults 19/31 - Lights not burning too bright. Like a barometer -- vacuum at the top. Like a loose-leaf folder in wi...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	298
24	Stupid Insults 18/31 - In line for brains, thought they said were handing out milkshakes, and he asked for "extra thick." I...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	278
25	Stupid Insults 17/31 - If he gets any denser, the geocentric theory of the universe will come true. If he had a lobotomy he...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	286