Funny jokes - Free collection of jokes

#	Title	Category	Hits	Rating
1	What do you get when you breed a Bulldog and a Shitzu together? - Q: What do you get when you breed a Bulldog and a Shitzu together?A: Bullshit...Read the whole joke	Animal World	280	0
2	What is grey and comes in quarts? - What is grey and comes in quarts?An Elephant....Read the whole joke	Animal World	199	0
3	There was once a wide mouth frog... - There was once a wide mouth frog. She had babies and she didn't know what to feed them. She went to ...Read the whole joke	Animal World	222	0
4	One day Mongo is in his back yard digging a hole... - One day Mongo is in his back yard digging a hole. His neighbor, seeinghim there, decides to investig...Read the whole joke	Animal World	244	0
5	Did you hear about the blind skunk... - Did you hear about the blind skunk who fell in love with a fart?...Read the whole joke	Animal World	216	0
6	What do chain saws and monkeys have in common? - What do chain saws and monkeys have in common?They both fuck up trees!...Read the whole joke	Animal World	266	1
7	What did the elephant say to the naked man? - What did the elephant say to the naked man?That's cute, but can it pick up peanuts!...Read the whole joke	Animal World	283	0
8	What do you do when a Rottweiler gets amorous on your leg? - What do you do when a Rottweiler gets amorous on your leg?Fake an orgasm....Read the whole joke	Animal World	303	0
9	What's the difference between a bull and a cow? - What's the difference between a bull and a cow?A bull smiles when you milk it....Read the whole joke	Animal World	265	0
10	A Duck walks into a bar... - A Duck walks into a bar. Duck: You got any bread?Barman: No, sorry, we don't have any bread[After a ...Read the whole joke	Animal World	880	0
11	A man takes his sick dog to the vet... - A man takes his sick dog to the vet. The vet lifts the dog ontothe the operating table, looks down a...Read the whole joke	Animal World	222	0
12	It's so easy to milk a cow... - It's so easy to milk a cow. Any jerk can do it....Read the whole joke	Animal World	363	0
13	What has four legs and eight arms? - Q: What has four legs and eight arms?A: A pit-bull terrier at a children's play area....Read the whole joke	Animal World	170	0
14	Two male flies are buzzing around... - Two male flies are buzzing around, cruising for goodlooking females. One spots a real cutie sitting ...Read the whole joke	Animal World	138	0
15	A guy walks into a pet store wanting a parrot... - A guy walks into a pet store wanting a parrot. The store clerk shows him two beautiful ones out on t...Read the whole joke	Animal World	4951	0
16	Two goldfish are in a tank... - Two goldfish are in a tank.One said to the other:'Do you know how to drive this thing?'Sent by Clair...Read the whole joke	Animal World	232	0
17	Two guys were out hunting, but they weren't... - Two guys were out hunting, but they weren't getting any ducks. "What do you think the problem is?" o...Read the whole joke	Animal World	205	0
18	What do you do with a dog with no legs? - What do you do with a dog with no legs?Take it for a drag....Read the whole joke	Animal World	254	0
19	For all animal lovers out there - For all animal lovers out there:How do you make a cat go 'woof'? Soak it in petrol, and set it on fi...Read the whole joke	Animal World	310	0
20	What has two legs, spots, and bleeds? - What has two legs, spots, and bleeds? Half a cheetah....Read the whole joke	Animal World	183	0
21	A farmer comes home with a lively young bull... - A farmer comes home with a lively young bull. His two old bullshave fallen on sad days. He's letting...Read the whole joke	Animal World	5035	0
22	A boy and girl octopus out on a date... - A boy and girl octopus out on a date walked down the street arm in arm in arm in arm......Read the whole joke	Animal World	1343	2.5
23	Two goldfish are in a tank when one turns to the other... - Two goldfish are in a tank when one turns to the other and says "Do you know how to drive this thin...Read the whole joke	Animal World	306	0
24	What do you call a woodpecker without a beak? - What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?A headbanger...Read the whole joke	Animal World	243	0
25	What do you call a dog with no legs? - What do you call a dog with no legs?Hehe...it doen't matter, it's not going to come anyway!Sent by M...Read the whole joke	Animal World	256	0