Funny jokes - Free collection of jokes

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1	Dog jokes 06 - \|Q: What kind of meat do you give a stupid dog?A: Chump chops!Q: How many seasons are there in a dog...Read the whole joke	Kids Jokes	310
2	Dog jokes 07 - \|Q: What do you get if you cross a cocker spaniel, a poodle and a rooster?A: Cockerpoodledoo!Q: What...Read the whole joke	Kids Jokes	316
3	Dog jokes 08 - \|Q: What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?A: He gets splinters in his mouth!...Read the whole joke	Kids Jokes	357
4	Elephant jokes 01 - \|What time is it when an elephant sits on the fence?Time to fix the fence!What's grey, stands in a r...Read the whole joke	Kids Jokes	282
5	Elephant jokes 02 - \|What' s big and grey with horns?An elephant marching band!What's yellow on the outside and grey on ...Read the whole joke	Kids Jokes	337
6	Elephant jokes 03 - \|What' s grey, has four legs and jumps up and down?An elephant on a trampoline!What's grey and wrink...Read the whole joke	Kids Jokes	326
7	Elephant jokes 04 - \|What grey, has a wand, huge wings and gives money to elephants?The tusk fairy!What has 3 tails, 4 t...Read the whole joke	Kids Jokes	340
8	Elephant jokes 05 - \|Why did the elephant paint his toenails red?So he could hide in the cherry tree!What do you get if ...Read the whole joke	Kids Jokes	347
9	Elephant jokes 06 - \|What's the difference between an injured elephant and bad weather?One roars with pain and the other...Read the whole joke	Kids Jokes	315
10	Elephant jokes 07 - \|Have you heard about the elephant that went on a crash diet?He wrecked three cars, a bus and two fi...Read the whole joke	Kids Jokes	292
11	Elephant jokes 08 - \|What to you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?An animal that tells you everything that it ...Read the whole joke	Kids Jokes	323
12	Elephant jokes 09 - \|How do you hire an elephant?Stand it on four bricks!What is the easy way to get a wild elephant?Get...Read the whole joke	Kids Jokes	294
13	Elephant jokes 10 - \|Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?Because of all the cheetahs!What do you call a...Read the whole joke	Kids Jokes	307
14	Elephant jokes 11 - \|What do you call an elephant with a machine gun?Sir!What can an elephant with a machine gun call yo...Read the whole joke	Kids Jokes	311
15	Elephant jokes 12 - \|What do you call an elephant creeping through the jungle in the middle of the night?Russell!A man w...Read the whole joke	Kids Jokes	286
16	Elephant jokes 13 - \|Why did the elephant walk on two feet?To give the ants a chance!Why do elephants have trunks?Becaus...Read the whole joke	Kids Jokes	284
17	Elephant jokes 14 - \|Why shouldn't you take an elephant to the zoo?Because he'd rather go to the movies!What's blue and ...Read the whole joke	Kids Jokes	301
18	Farm jokes 01 - \|Why did the bull rush?Because it saw the cow slip!What kind of bird lays electric eggs?A battery he...Read the whole joke	Kids Jokes	298
19	Farm jokes 02 - \|What do you get if you all sit under a cow?A pat on the head!What's the best way to make a bull swe...Read the whole joke	Kids Jokes	314
20	Farm jokes 03 - \|What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?Lumpy milkshakes!What is the definition of a goose?...Read the whole joke	Kids Jokes	318
21	Farm jokes 04 - \|Why do ducks have webbed feet?To stamp out forest fires!Why did the pig go to the casino?To play th...Read the whole joke	Kids Jokes	361
22	Farm jokes 05 - \|What is a cow's favorite TV show?Dr Moo!Why was the farmer hopping mad?Because someone had trodden ...Read the whole joke	Kids Jokes	327
23	Farm jokes 06 - \|Where do you take sick ponies?To the horsepital!What do you say if you see a flying pig?'I see baco...Read the whole joke	Kids Jokes	337
24	Farm jokes 07 - \|Where does a woodsman keep his pigs?In a hog cabin!What is the slowest racehorse in the world?A clo...Read the whole joke	Kids Jokes	286
25	Farm jokes 08 - \|What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?A pigtail!Where do cows go on a Saturday night?...Read the whole joke	Kids Jokes	326