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1	Computer jokes - Q: What does a proud computer call his little son? A: A microchip off the old block....Read the whole joke	More Jokes	263
2	0 - Q: What happens if you cross a midget and a computer? A: You get a short circut....Read the whole joke	More Jokes	269
3	0 - An office technician got a call from a user. The user told the tech that her computer was not wo...Read the whole joke	More Jokes	278
4	0 - A person turned on the computer without a keyboard plugged in. When she turns on the computer...Read the whole joke	More Jokes	250
5	0 - While trying to diagnose a problem over the phone I told the user to type out his autoexec.bat f...Read the whole joke	More Jokes	222
6	0 - Webster's Dictionary definition of Windows 95 Windows95: n. 32 bit extensions and a graphic...Read the whole joke	More Jokes	267
7	0 - Why did the school bully kick the classroom computer? Someone told him he was supposed to boot ...Read the whole joke	More Jokes	282
8	0 - The Three Laws of Secure Computing 1) Don't buy a computer. 2) If you do buy a computer, don...Read the whole joke	More Jokes	254
9	0 - Computers manufacturer is considering changing the command "Press Any Key" to "Press Return Key"...Read the whole joke	More Jokes	238
10	0 - Technical support had a caller complaining that her mouse was hard to control with the dust co...Read the whole joke	More Jokes	311
11	0 - A technician received a call from a man complaining that the system wouldn't read word processin...Read the whole joke	More Jokes	292
12	0 - A customer was asked to send a copy of her defective diskettes to the technician. A few days lat...Read the whole joke	More Jokes	243
13	0 - A technician advised his customer to put his troubled floppy back in the drive and close the doo...Read the whole joke	More Jokes	235
14	0 - A customer called to say he couldn't get his computer to fax anything. After 40 minutes of troub...Read the whole joke	More Jokes	239
15	0 - A customer needed help setting up a new program, so the technician suggested he go to the loca...Read the whole joke	More Jokes	241
16	0 - A customer called to complain that his keyboard no longer worked. He had cleaned it by filling...Read the whole joke	More Jokes	241
17	0 - A technician received a call from a customer who was enraged because his computer had told him...Read the whole joke	More Jokes	310
18	0 - An exasperated caller to Tech Support couldn't get her new computer to turn on. After ensuring t...Read the whole joke	More Jokes	315
19	0 - Another customer called Tech Support to say her brand-new computer wouldn't work. She said she u...Read the whole joke	More Jokes	278
20	0 - Many people in computer labs will assure you, beyond a shadow of a doubt, that they were doing e...Read the whole joke	More Jokes	345
21	0 - Customer: "How do I print my voicemail?"...Read the whole joke	More Jokes	249
22	0 - Student: "Would it be possible to install Arabic language support on those computers?" Compute...Read the whole joke	More Jokes	272
23	0 - Tech Support: "How may I help you today, sir?" Customer: "Hello...hey, er...I think I've got the...Read the whole joke	More Jokes	261
24	0 - Me: "What is that noise?" Customer: "Hey Martinez!! I'm on the phone! Cut it out!" Me: "What w...Read the whole joke	More Jokes	271
25	0 - Customer: "My disk is stuck in my disk drive. Clicking eject doesn't work." Tech Support: "Ok,...Read the whole joke	More Jokes	322