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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
Clinton jokes
- Saddam Hussein calls President Clinton
and
tells him, "Bill, I had a
wonderful dream last night...Read the whole joke |
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253 |
0 |
| 2 |
0
- Q: How can
you tell Bill Clinton apart from
a cow?
A: By the wise look in the eyes....Read the whole joke |
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240 |
0 |
| 3 |
College jokes
- An applicant was being interviewed for
admission
to a prominent medical school. "Tell me," inqui...Read the whole joke |
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323 |
0 |
| 4 |
0
- Teenage Driver: But,
officer, I'm a
college man.
Policeman: Sorry, but ignorance is no excuse....Read the whole joke |
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259 |
0 |
| 5 |
0
- Why do University of
Arkansas graduates
tape their diplomas to the windshields of their cars?
...Read the whole joke |
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258 |
0 |
| 6 |
0
- How do you know a Brigham
Young student's
been mowing the lawn?
The welcome mat is destroyed....Read the whole joke |
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267 |
0 |
| 7 |
0
- What does the N on the Nebraska
football
helmet stand for?
"Nowledge."...Read the whole joke |
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265 |
0 |
| 8 |
Cow jokes
- Q: What do you call cattle with a sense of
humor?
A: Laughing stock....Read the whole joke |
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269 |
0 |
| 9 |
0
- What did the farmer call the cow that would not
give him any milk ?
An udder failure !...Read the whole joke |
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287 |
0 |
| 10 |
0
- Camper: Look at that bunch of cows.
Farmer: Not
bunch, herd.
Camper: Heard what?
Farmer: Of cow...Read the whole joke |
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269 |
0 |
| 11 |
0
- Why do cows wear bells
around their
necks?
Because their horns don't work....Read the whole joke |
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297 |
0 |
| 12 |
0
- A man climbed over a fence into a
field to pick
some flowers. He noticed a bull nearby.
Say, f...Read the whole joke |
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292 |
0 |
| 13 |
Cowboy jokes
- The cowboy lay sprawled across three entire
seats
in the posh Amarillo theatre. When the usher c...Read the whole joke |
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274 |
0 |
| 14 |
0
- Three cowboys
were hanging out in the
bunkhouse. "I know that smart aleck Tex,"
said the first...Read the whole joke |
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244 |
0 |
| 15 |
0
- The cowboy
was trying to buy a health
insurance policy. The insurance agent was
going down the...Read the whole joke |
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216 |
0 |
| 16 |
0
- Teacher: When do
astronauts eat?
Pupil:
At launch time!...Read the whole joke |
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274 |
0 |
| 17 |
0
- A cowboy and a biker are on death row, and are
to be executed on the same day. The day comes, an...Read the whole joke |
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263 |
0 |
| 18 |
Criminal jokes
- Several years ago, Andy was sentenced to
prison. During his stay, he got along well with the gua...Read the whole joke |
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250 |
0 |
| 19 |
0
- A murderer, sitting in the electric chair, was
about to be
executed.
"Have you any last reque...Read the whole joke |
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239 |
0 |
| 20 |
0
- Two men,
sentenced to die in the electric
chair on the same day were led down to
the room in w...Read the whole joke |
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280 |
0 |
| 21 |
0
- A prisoner at
the Edmonton Max started
training a large fly to do tricks.
For years, for thou...Read the whole joke |
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227 |
0 |
| 22 |
0
- Why do they put a suicide watch on death row
prisoners? Why
would you care if a man you're plann...Read the whole joke |
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256 |
0 |
| 23 |
Dance jokes
- Q. What do you have when only one line dancer
comes to your party?
A. A One Liner!...Read the whole joke |
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1544 |
0 |
| 24 |
0
- Q. What do you call two line dancers doing the
dance
Shoot the Rooster?
A. A Pair of Shoot (par...Read the whole joke |
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2818 |
0 |
| 25 |
0
- Q. What do you call a one legged
linedancer?
A. Eileen (I Lean)...Read the whole joke |
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