Funny jokes - Free collection of jokes

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1	Two bags - Mr. Goldfarb was walking down the street. In each arm he carried a bag. He ran into Mr. Klein. Mr. K...Read the whole joke	Ethnic	402
2	How do a jewish couple have oral sex? - How do a jewish couple have oral sex?... "SET AT OPPOSITE ENDS OF THE BED AND YELL SCREW YOU TO ONE ...Read the whole joke	Ethnic	315
3	One day there was an indian chief who was constipated... - One day there was an indian chief who was constipated. he sent one of hiswarriors to the witch docto...Read the whole joke	Ethnic	306
4	Two Polish guys went away on their annual hunting expedition... - Two Polish guys went away on their annual hunting expedition, andby accident one was shot by the oth...Read the whole joke	Ethnic	203
5	Why do New Zealanders have sex with sheep on the... - Q: Why do New Zealanders have sex with sheep on the edge of mountains?A: So they push back harder....Read the whole joke	Ethnic	178
6	Where do you find 60 million french jokes? - Q: Where do you find 60 million french jokes?A: In France....Read the whole joke	Ethnic	182
7	There were these three blokes sitting on the high cliffs... - There were these three blokes sitting on the high cliffs of a lonely beach, with a rope going down i...Read the whole joke	Ethnic	301
8	A girl sat sobbing in the police station... - A girl sat sobbing in the police station. "I was raped by an Italian."She wailed."How do you know it...Read the whole joke	Ethnic	777
9	What happened to the Irishman who tried to kill... - Q: What happened to the Irishman who tried to kill himself by?.swallowing 100 pain killers?A: After ...Read the whole joke	Ethnic	132
10	Why did the Jews wander in the desert for forty years? - Q: Why did the Jews wander in the desert for forty years?A: Somebody dropped a shekel....Read the whole joke	Ethnic	194
11	If Tarzan and Jane were Jewish, what would Cheetah be? - Q: If Tarzan and Jane were Jewish, what would Cheetah be?A: A fur coat....Read the whole joke	Ethnic	296
12	Why do Jews wear yarmulkes? - Why do Jews wear yarmulkes?Because the little propellers cost extra!...Read the whole joke	Ethnic	359
13	How do Catholics separate the men from the boys? - Q: How do Catholics separate the men from the boys?A: With a crowbar....Read the whole joke	Ethnic	304
14	St Peter is standing at the pearly gates one day... - An Australian joke...St Peter is standing at the pearly gates one day when a pair of Abo's stroll up...Read the whole joke	Ethnic	292
15	An Irishman, Englishman and Scotchman sitting... - An Irishman, Englishman and Scotchman sitting on a beach notice a mermaid sitting on a rock. The En...Read the whole joke	Ethnic	258
16	Paddy Murphy had just returned to Ireland from a holiday... - Paddy Murphy had just returned to Ireland from a holiday in Australia.His mate asked him what it was...Read the whole joke	Ethnic	275
17	This black guy is walking along a beach when... - This black guy is walking along a beach when he looks down a sees an antique lamp. Thinking that he'...Read the whole joke	Ethnic	263
18	All-inclusive - An Englishman, an Irishman, a Scotsman, an Aussie, an Abo, a Yank, an African, an elephant, a refrig...Read the whole joke	Ethnic	283
19	Did you hear about the man who was half Jewish & half Italian? - Did you hear about the man who was half Jewish & half Italian?He made himself an offer he couldn't u...Read the whole joke	Ethnic	255
20	What's long and hard that a Greek bride gets... - What's long and hard that a Greek bride gets on her wedding night?A new last name....Read the whole joke	Ethnic	211
21	Did you hear about the fire in the rednecks library? - Did you hear about the fire in the rednecks library?Both the books got burned, and one hadn't even b...Read the whole joke	Ethnic	263
22	How do Jewish people celebrate Christmas? - How do Jewish people celebrate Christmas?They all gather around their cash registers and sing"What a...Read the whole joke	Ethnic	276
23	What's the difference between an Italian mother and a Jewish mother? - What's the difference between an Italian mother and a Jewish mother?An Italian mother says, "If you ...Read the whole joke	Ethnic	236
24	What's the one thing you can do to a Jewish... - What's the one thing you can do to a Jewish girl's assholeto make her squeal with delight? ...Read the whole joke	Ethnic	209
25	Did you hear about the Jewish Santa Claus? - Q: Did you hear about the Jewish Santa Claus?A: He comes down the chimney, wakes up the children and...Read the whole joke	Ethnic	286