Funny jokes - Free collection of jokes

#	Title	Category	Hits	Rating
1	Dead Plants - Bombeck's Rule of Medicine: Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died!...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	276	0
2	Death - Death: What some patients do in the end, to humiliate the doctor....Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	298	0
3	After a Tonsilectomy? - After her operation, the famous lady soap opera star was propped up in bed in her private room, as t...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	245	0
4	Be Patient - A doctor dies and goes to heaven. St. Peter meets him at the pearly gates and checks him in. After h...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	243	0
5	Getting Better - Patient: Please tell me, doctor, am I getting better? Doctor: I think so. But to be sure, let me fee...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	253	0
6	Long Life - Doctor: You're in good health. You'll live to be80. Patient: But, doctor, I am 80 right now. Doctor:...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	234	1.5
7	Blonde with Big Tummy - Trish: My tummy is getting awfully big, doctor. Doctor: You should diet. Trish: Really? What color?...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	227	0
8	Driving Examiner - Liz: I get so nervous and frightened during driving tests! Doctor: Never mind, you'll pass eventuall...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	205	0
9	Who\'s God? - Interns think of God, residents pray to God, doctors talk to God, nurses ARE God!...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	450	0
10	Bit by Bit - Prisoner: Look here, doc! You've already removed my spleen, tonsils, adenoids, and one of my kidneys...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	239	0
11	Lose Weight - John: How can I lose twelve pounds of ugly fat? Doctor: Cut your head off!...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	235	0
12	Preventative Medicine - Mavis: My daughter believes in preventative medicine, doctor. Doctor: Oh, really? Mavis: Yes, she tr...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	233	0
13	Help! - Operator, operator, call me an ambulance!!! Okay, sir, you're an ambulance!...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	221	0
14	Food for Thought - Patient: Doctor, you've gotta help me. I eat apples, apples later come out into the toilet. I eat ba...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	223	0
15	Many Bones - Doctor: Did you know that there are more than 1,000 bones in the human body?Tom: Shhh, doctor! My do...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	246	0
16	Stirring Prescription - Patient: Doctor, what I need is something to stir me up; something to put me in a fighting mood. Did...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	242	0
17	New Treasury Bonds - The U.S. Treasury has just announced that it will sell three new types of bonds:1. The Al Gore bond,...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	232	0
18	Panic - Mrs. Smith: Help me, doctor! Little Tommy's swallowed the can-opener!Doctor: Don't panic. He'll be a...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	370	0
19	Can\\\'t Hear - Doctor: What seems to be the trouble? Patient: Doctor, I keep getting the feeling that nobody can he...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	359	0
20	Is It Serious? - Patient: Tell me, doctor. Is it serious? Doctor: Well, I wouldn't advise you to start watching any s...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	262	0
21	Get a Life - Patient: Doctor, I have a problem. I feel unhealthy and depressed. Doctor: You should cut down on dr...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	240	0
22	Good Sneeze! - Patient: Doctor, ya gotta help me. Every time I sneeze, I have an orgasm. Doctor: Really! What are y...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	332	0
23	Ticklish Tongue - Patient: My tongue tingles when I touch it to a cracked walnut wrapped in aluminum foil, what's wron...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	209	0
24	Being Old and Bent - Patient: Doctor, is there anything worse than being old and bent? Doctor: Yes there is - being young...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	202	0
25	File Your Nails - Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails? Doctor: No, throw them away like everybody else....Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	213	0