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1	Facts of Life - Women love to talk on the phone. A woman can visit her girlfriend for two weeks, and upon returning ...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	355
2	11 Signs of PMS - 1. Everyone around you has an attitude problem. 2. You add chocolate chips to your cheese omelet. 3....Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	1115
3	Cosmetic Surgery - A woman named Shirley was from Beverly Hills. One day, she had a heart attack and was taken to Cedar...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	982
4	Female Laws To Live By - The female always make the rules. The rules are subject to change at any time without prior notifica...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	759
5	Chinese Couple - A Chinese couple had a new baby. The nurse brings over a lovely, healthy, bouncy, black baby boy. "C...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	1619
6	Great Reasons To Be A Guy - Your ass is never a factor in a job interview. Your orgasms are real. Always. Your last name stays p...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	455
7	Female Stages Of Life - AGE DRINK 17 - Wine Coolers 25 - White wine 35 - Red wine 48 - Dom Perignon 66 - Shot of Jack with a...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	249
8	Fatal Things To Say To Your Pregnant Wife - 17. "I finished the Oreo's." 16. "Not to imply anything, but I don't think the kid weighs forty poun...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	764
9	Her Age - Harold's wife bought a new line of expensive cosmetics guaranteed to make her look years younger. Af...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	224
10	He Said She Said - He said.. I don't know why you wear a bra you've got nothing to put in it. She said..You wear briefs...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	302
11	The Perfect Story - There was a perfect man who met a perfect woman. After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect weddi...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	244
12	The Diaper - One day, shortly after the birth of their new baby, the mother had to go out to run some errands. Th...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	1021
13	Mr Right Application - Dear ________, I regret to inform you that you have been eliminated from further contention as Mr. R...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	235
14	Nearly Fatal Clock - A wife complains, "A wall clock almost killed my mother-in-law today. It fell only seconds after she...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	363
15	Most Men and Real Men - The Difference between Most Men and REAL Men Real Men..put you on the phone when their mothers call....Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	385
16	Not So Dumb - Two bored casino dealers were waiting at a craps table. A very attractive blonde woman arrived and b...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	255
17	Men Are Like - ..Placemats. They only show up when there's food on the table. ..Mascara. They usually run at the fi...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	1092
18	How To Drive Your Wife Crazy - Start asking her questions (don't mistakenly do anything) about cooking, cleaning, and laundry. Say,...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	1155
19	His And Hers Road Trip - HERS: Pulls off at wrong exit. Opens window. Asks directions from a knowledgeable police officer. Ar...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	239
20	Great Job - A guy came home to his wife and said to her: "Guess what? I've found a great job. A 10 AM start, 2 P...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	236
21	Men Should Listen - A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. A woman is driving down the same road. As they pa...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	274
22	Marriage Quotes By Men - I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always. It's not true that married men l...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	257
23	Majorly Busted - Every Saturday morning he has an early tee time. He gets up early and eager, golfs all day long, som...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	675
24	Looking Good - While her husband was lying down, his wife removed his glasses. "You know, honey," she said sweetly,...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	265
25	Male Bashing - Q. What did God say after creating Adam A. I must be able to do better than that. Q. How do you get ...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	1314