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Category |
Hits |
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Bed jokes
- What should you do if you find a snake in your bed?
Sleep in the wardrobe....Read the whole joke |
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325 |
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| 2 |
0
- What do you call a python with a great bedside
manner?
A snake charmer....Read the whole joke |
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305 |
0 |
| 3 |
0
- What should you do if you find a witch in your bed?
Run!...Read the whole joke |
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318 |
0 |
| 4 |
0
- Father: Why did you put a toad in your sister's
bed?
Son: I couldn't find a spider....Read the whole joke |
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325 |
0 |
| 5 |
Bicycle jokes
- While crossing the US-Mexican border on his
bicycle, the man was stopped by a guard who pointed ...Read the whole joke |
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319 |
0 |
| 6 |
0
- What is a ghost-proof bicycle?
One with no
spooks in it....Read the whole joke |
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298 |
0 |
| 7 |
0
- "Lie flat on your backs, class, and circle
your feet in the air as if you were riding your bikes...Read the whole joke |
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295 |
0 |
| 8 |
0
- Did you hear about the vampire bicycle
that
went round biting people's arms off?
It was a vici...Read the whole joke |
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293 |
0 |
| 9 |
0
- My dog is a nuisance.
He chases everyone on
a bicycle.
What can I do?
Take his bike away....Read the whole joke |
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285 |
0 |
| 10 |
Biologist jokes
- Two biologists are in the field following the
tracks of a radio-collared grizzly bear. All of a ...Read the whole joke |
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294 |
0 |
| 11 |
0
- A boy was assigned a paper on childbirth and
asked his
mother, "How was I born?"
"Well honey......Read the whole joke |
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277 |
0 |
| 12 |
0
- How do you eat a DNA
spaghetti?
With a
replication fork (you can also use your zinc fingers...)...Read the whole joke |
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262 |
0 |
| 13 |
0
- A
biologist was interested in studying how
far bullfrogs can jump. He
brought a bullfrog into ...Read the whole joke |
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282 |
0 |
| 14 |
0
- A boy frog telephones the Psychic Hotline and
his Personal
Psychic Advisor tells him: "You are g...Read the whole joke |
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278 |
0 |
| 15 |
Bird jokes
- A man with a talking parrot is getting married. On
the day of the wedding he says to the parrot ...Read the whole joke |
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306 |
1 |
| 16 |
0
- David received a parrot for his birthday. This
parrot was fully grown with a bad attitude and te...Read the whole joke |
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267 |
0 |
| 17 |
0
- Q: Why do hens lay eggs?
A: If they dropped
them, they'd break...Read the whole joke |
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307 |
0 |
| 18 |
0
- Q: What is a crowbar?
A: A place were crows go
to get a drink!...Read the whole joke |
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288 |
0 |
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0
- Q: Why did the turkey cross
the road?
A: To
prove he wasn't chicken....Read the whole joke |
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286 |
0 |
| 20 |
Birthday jokes
- A man asked his wife, "What would you most
like for your birthday?"
She said, "I'd love to be...Read the whole joke |
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365 |
0.5 |
| 21 |
0
- A couple have not been getting along for years,
so the husband
thinks,
"I'll buy my wife a ceme...Read the whole joke |
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339 |
0 |
| 22 |
0
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Age Jokes
"That's an
excellent essay for someone your age," said the English
tea...Read the whole joke |
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296 |
0 |
| 23 |
0
- Johnny was racing
around the garden on his
new bicycle and called out to his mother to
watch h...Read the whole joke |
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335 |
0 |
| 24 |
0
- First boy: Are you having a party for your
birthday?
Second boy: No, I'm having a witch do.
Fi...Read the whole joke |
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257 |
0 |
| 25 |
Blind jokes
- One day two blind men started
fighting.
Pretty soon a crowd surrounded them.
Then one of the...Read the whole joke |
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269 |
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