Funny jokes - Free collection of jokes

#	Title	Category	Hits	Rating
1	Lollihops! - \|What's a toads favorite sweet?Lollihops!...Read the whole joke	Kids Jokes	474	0
2	A croak and dagger agent! - \|hat do you call a frog spy?A croak and dagger agent!...Read the whole joke	Kids Jokes	2096	0
3	He simply croaked! - \|How did the toad die?He simply croaked!...Read the whole joke	Kids Jokes	275	0
4	In the croakroom! - \|Where do frogs leave their hats and coats?In the croakroom!...Read the whole joke	Kids Jokes	360	0
5	Reptiles! - \|What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?Reptiles!...Read the whole joke	Kids Jokes	296	0
6	I'll get you next slime! - \|What did the slug say to the other who had hit him and run off?I'll get you next slime!...Read the whole joke	Kids Jokes	368	0
7	About one mile a day! - \|What was the snail doing on the highway?About one mile a day!...Read the whole joke	Kids Jokes	287	0
8	A snail with a housing problem! - \|What is the definition of a slug?A snail with a housing problem!...Read the whole joke	Kids Jokes	282	0
9	How slime flies! - \|What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?How slime flies!...Read the whole joke	Kids Jokes	276	0
10	slugs leave a trail - \|How do you know your kitchen floor is dirty?The slugs leave a trail on the floor that reads "clean ...Read the whole joke	Kids Jokes	343	0
11	Leave them to slug it out! - \|What do you do when two snails have a fight?Leave them to slug it out!...Read the whole joke	Kids Jokes	314	0
12	School dinners come on a plate! - \|What is the difference between school dinners and a pile of slugs?School dinners come on a plate!...Read the whole joke	Kids Jokes	358	0
13	They use snail varnish! - \|How do snails get their shells so shiny?They use snail varnish!...Read the whole joke	Kids Jokes	290	0
14	Where do you find giant snails? - \|Where do you find giant snails?At the end of giants fingers!...Read the whole joke	Kids Jokes	236	0
15	Why is the snail the strongest animal? - \|Why is the snail the strongest animal?Because he carries a house on his back!...Read the whole joke	Kids Jokes	223	0
16	Why did the spider buy a car? - \|Why did the spider buy a car?So he could take it out for a spin!...Read the whole joke	Kids Jokes	233	0.5
17	He goes up the wall! - \|What does a spider do when he gets angry?He goes up the wall!...Read the whole joke	Kids Jokes	301	0
18	ride it to hospital! - \|What would happen if tarantulas were as big as horses?If one bit you, you could ride it to hospital...Read the whole joke	Kids Jokes	331	0
19	They have webbed feet! - \|Why are spiders good swimmers?They have webbed feet!...Read the whole joke	Kids Jokes	259	0
20	How do you spot a modern spider? - \|How do you spot a modern spider?He doesn't have a web he had a website!...Read the whole joke	Kids Jokes	262	0
21	Spiders! - \|What are spiders webs good for?Spiders!...Read the whole joke	Kids Jokes	366	0
22	Spin doctors! - \|What kind of doctors are like spiders?Spin doctors!...Read the whole joke	Kids Jokes	350	0
23	cross a spider and an elephant - \|What do you get if you cross a spider and an elephant?I'm not sure, but if you see one walking acro...Read the whole joke	Kids Jokes	267	0
24	come to the webbing - \|What did the spider say to the fly?We're getting married do you want to come to the webbing?...Read the whole joke	Kids Jokes	280	0
25	chef found a daddy long legs - \|What happened when the chef found a daddy long legs in the salad?It became a daddy short legs!...Read the whole joke	Kids Jokes	308	0