Funny jokes - Free collection of jokes

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1	Dog jokes - Which dog looks like a cat? A police dog in disguise....Read the whole joke	More Jokes	303	2
2	0 - Which dog tastes better when eaten? A hot dog....Read the whole joke	More Jokes	314	0
3	0 - Why did the dog go to the doctor after a tomato fell on his head? The tomato was in a can....Read the whole joke	More Jokes	304	2.5
4	0 - Why did the dog mistake the dog catcher for a grape? He was colour-blind....Read the whole joke	More Jokes	325	0
5	0 - Why did the dog run in circles? He was a watchdog and needed winding....Read the whole joke	More Jokes	325	0
6	0 - Why did the dog say he was an actor? His leg was in a cast....Read the whole joke	More Jokes	272	0
7	0 - Why did the dog sleep so poorly? By mistake he plugged his electric blanket into the toaster and ...Read the whole joke	More Jokes	371	0
8	0 - Why did the dog's owner think his dog was a great mathematician? When he asked the dog what six...Read the whole joke	More Jokes	261	0
9	0 - Why did the thoughtful father buy his six children a dachshund? He wanted a dog they could all pe...Read the whole joke	More Jokes	261	0
10	0 - Why didn't the dog play cards on his ocean cruise? Because the captain stood on the deck....Read the whole joke	More Jokes	240	0
11	0 - Why do dogs turn around three times before lying down? One good turn deserves another....Read the whole joke	More Jokes	289	0
12	0 - Why does a d dog scratch himself? He is the only one that knows where it itches....Read the whole joke	More Jokes	258	0
13	0 - Why doesn't a dog ever have a nose 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot....Read the whole joke	More Jokes	279	0
14	0 - Why is a dog like a baseball player? He runs for home when he sees the catcher coming....Read the whole joke	More Jokes	244	0
15	0 - Why is a dog so warm in Summer? He wears a coat and pants....Read the whole joke	More Jokes	262	0
16	0 - Why was the mother flea so unhappy? All her children had gone to the dogs....Read the whole joke	More Jokes	293	0
17	0 - Would you rather have a 300-pound dog chase you or a tiger? I'd rather have him chase the tiger...Read the whole joke	More Jokes	249	0
18	0 - Why is a dog with a lame leg like adding 6 and 7s? He puts down the three and carries the one....Read the whole joke	More Jokes	243	0
19	0 - My dog is great at math. Really ? Ask him how much is two minus two. But two minus two is no...Read the whole joke	More Jokes	267	0
20	0 - A man and his son were shovelling the driveway after a heavy snowfall when their dog, Lady, wand...Read the whole joke	More Jokes	2460	0
21	0 - Four workers were discussing how smart their dogs were. The first was an engineer who said his...Read the whole joke	More Jokes	2650	0
22	Dog jokes - I bought a dog the other day... I named him Stay. It's fun to call him... "Come here, Stay! Co...Read the whole joke	More Jokes	252	0
23	Dog jokes - The front door was accidentally left open and our dog was gone. After unsuccessfully whistling...Read the whole joke	More Jokes	2674	0
24	0 - What dog is a cousin to the Dalmatian? A spot-weiler!...Read the whole joke	More Jokes	1820	0
25	0 - Dad, I spotted a Dalmatian! No need to, it already has its own spots!...Read the whole joke	More Jokes	1435	0