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1	Heaven And Hell - In Heaven: The cooks are French, The policemen are English, The mechanics are German, The lovers are...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	239
2	Great Writer - There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer. When as...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	228
3	America Offline - [To the tune of "American Pie"] A long, long, time ago I can still remember when I dialed up their h...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	420
4	You've been programming too long when - When you are counting objects, you go "0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,A,B,C,D...". When asked about a bus sched...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	324
5	Is Windows a Virus - No, Windows is not a virus. Here's what viruses do: 1.They replicate quickly - okay, Windows does th...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	373
6	The Less You Know, The More You Make - "Salary Theorem" states that "Engineers and Scientists can never earn as much as Business Executives...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	360
7	Farts With Lumps - The teacher asked little Johnny to use the word " definitely " in a sentence. Little Johnny replies,...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	356
8	Revenge Is Sweet - There once was an old couple who had been married for thirty years. Every morning the old boy would ...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	380
9	Farting All The Time - Doctor, "What seems to be the problem?" Patient, "Doc, I've got the farts. I mean I fart all the tim...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	411
10	Bathtime fun - A man worked hard all day digging the garden and felt very stiff and sore. His wife fluttered about ...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	239
11	Food laughs and humor - From Harper's Magazine: Amount of pizza eaten each day in U.S. (acres): 75 -------------------------...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	245
12	Bad corporate slogans - These are fabricated corporate slogans that would never have made if far if they entered the real wo...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	469
13	Menu Items Translated - Cold shredded children and sea blubber in spicy sauce - China Indonesian Nazi Goreng - Hong Kong Mus...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	271
14	True Marketing Errors - Below are fine examples of what happens when marketing translations fail to reach a foreign country ...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	254
15	Public announcements - Public service announcements around the world. USA: "It's ten o'clock. Do you know where your childr...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	241
16	Real classified ads 05 - CLASSIFIED ERRORS, from a small-town daily: (Monday) FORE SALE - R. D. Jones has one sewing machine ...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	255
17	Real classified ads 04 - These are supposedly actual classified ads that have appeared in various papers across the world. LA...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	289
18	Real classified ads 03 - These are supposedly actual classified ads that have appeared in various papers across the world. WH...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	327
19	Real classified ads 02 - These are supposedly actual classified ads that have appeared in various papers across the world. FO...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	311
20	Real classified ads 01 - These are supposedly actual classified ads that have appeared in various papers across the world. SN...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	262
21	Real news headlines 13 - Here are a few genuine news bloopers gleaned from American newspapers. These were taken from an arti...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	260
22	Real news headlines 12 - These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Killer Sentenced to Di...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	238
23	Real news headlines 11 - These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Queen Mary Having Bott...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	254
24	Real news headlines 10 - These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. March Planned For Next...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	256
25	Real news headlines 09 - These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Bible church's focus i...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	265