Funny jokes - Free collection of jokes

#	Title	Category	Hits	Rating
1	When I stopped the bus to pick up little five year old Chris... - When I stopped the bus to pick up little five year old Chris forpreschool, I noticed an older woman ...Read the whole joke	Children	223	0
2	A necessary condition - There were three little boys visiting their grandparents. The oldest came out and asked his grandpa,...Read the whole joke	Children	920	0.5
3	A circumcision - Little Joey and Little Danny, both aged 5, are walking home fromschool. Danny says "I won't be goin...Read the whole joke	Children	1093	1.375
4	One day shortly after the birth of their new baby... - One day shortly after the birth of their new baby, the mother had to goout to do some errands. So th...Read the whole joke	Children	242	0
5	A man was taking his wife... - A man was taking his wife, who was pregnant with twins,to the hospital when his car went out of cont...Read the whole joke	Children	3686	0
6	Little Johnny catches his parents going at it... - Little Johnny catches his parents going at it. He yells in, "Hey, Pop! What are you doin'?"His fathe...Read the whole joke	Children	229	2.5
7	One day the teacher decides to play an animal game... - One day the teacher decides to play an animal game. She holds up a picture of a giraffe and asks if ...Read the whole joke	Children	234	0
8	A young boy on his way home from school must pass by a group... - A young boy on his way home from school must pass by a group of hookers. Everyday as he passes them,...Read the whole joke	Children	241	0
9	Johnny missed his final exam due to the flu... - Johnny missed his final exam due to the flu, but he'd done so wellduring the year that the teacher s...Read the whole joke	Children	270	0
10	Who signed the Declaration of Independence? - A Kentucky teacher was quizzing her students. "Johnny, who signed theDeclaration of Independence?" ...Read the whole joke	Children	284	0
11	Charlie was playing with his little brother Mickey... - Charlie was playing with his little brother Mickey when the little boy asked whether he could fly li...Read the whole joke	Children	245	0
12	What is Pink and Red and sits in a corner? - What is Pink and Red and sits in a corner? A baby with a razor blade....Read the whole joke	Children	310	0
13	One Sunday morning the pastor noticed little Johnny... - One Sunday morning the pastor noticed little Johnny was standing staring up at the large plaque that...Read the whole joke	Children	330	0
14	Matering checking - Her teenage son was having trouble mastering the fine points of balancing his new checking account. ...Read the whole joke	Children	308	0
15	Little Johnny is in class. The teacher... - Little Johnny is in class. The teacher is going through the alphabet,having each child think up a wo...Read the whole joke	Children	257	0
16	A teacher was working with a group of underprivileged children... - A teacher was working with a group of underprivileged children,trying to broaden their horizons thro...Read the whole joke	Children	232	0
17	Finding the right answers - Did you hear about the 10 year old boy who asked his recentlydivorced mother her age? She told him t...Read the whole joke	Children	398	0
18	What is the difference between boogers and spinach? - What is the difference between boogers and spinach? You can't get your kids to ea...Read the whole joke	Children	303	0
19	A youngster devoted an entire rainy indoors afternoon to a... - A youngster devoted an entire rainy indoors afternoon to adrawing he was doing with varicolored cray...Read the whole joke	Children	255	0
20	Late one night, little Johnny woke up to the some loud noises... - Late one night, little Johnny woke up to the some loud noisescoming from his parents' bedroom. He go...Read the whole joke	Children	246	0
21	What are you doing, Tommy? - Vicar: Whats that you're doing, Tommy?Tommy: Sticking bangers up frogs arses, Vicar.Vicar: Rectum, T...Read the whole joke	Children	338	0
22	A lesson in ebonics - A sixth grade class is doing some spelling drills. The teacher asks Tommy if he can spell 'before.' ...Read the whole joke	Children	2579	0
23	The Teacher tells the class they are going to play a game... - The Teacher tells the class they are going to play a game,she will describe an object and the studen...Read the whole joke	Children	265	0
24	A clear moral - One day at the end of class little Billy's teacher has the class go home and think of a story and th...Read the whole joke	Children	1824	1.875
25	Homework - One day, when Billy came home from school, his mom asked him how his day went. He said, "We're learn...Read the whole joke	Children	326	0