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1	Idiot and fool jokes - Fred: Do you think I'm a fool? Harry: No. But what's my opinion against thousands of others?...Read the whole joke	More Jokes	506
2	0 - Did you hear about the fool who keeps going round saying "no"? No. Oh, so it's you!...Read the whole joke	More Jokes	544
3	0 - A man went into a pet shop to buy a parrot. He was shown an especially fine one which he liked t...Read the whole joke	More Jokes	503
4	0 - How does an idiot call for his dog? He puts two fingers in his mouth and then shouts Rover....Read the whole joke	More Jokes	579
5	0 - Did you hear about the idiot who made his chickens drink boiling water? He thought they would ...Read the whole joke	More Jokes	513
6	0 - Did you hear about the village idiot buying bird seed? He said he wanted to grow some birds....Read the whole joke	More Jokes	557
7	0 - I can't understand the critics saying that only an idiot would like that television program. I r...Read the whole joke	More Jokes	528
8	0 - What do you get when you cross an idiot with a watch? A cuckoo clock....Read the whole joke	More Jokes	503
9	0 - Why did the idiot plant nickels in his garden? He wanted to raise some hard cash....Read the whole joke	More Jokes	527
10	0 - Two men were knocking in nails to the sides of a house, one of them kept throwing them away. "W...Read the whole joke	More Jokes	506
11	0 - What did the stupid ghost do? He used to climb over walls....Read the whole joke	More Jokes	532
12	0 - What do you call a stupid skeleton? Bonehead....Read the whole joke	More Jokes	513
13	0 - Did you hear about the stupid wizard? He couldn't remember if he used to be forgetful....Read the whole joke	More Jokes	530
14	0 - Did you hear about the stupid woodworm? He was found in a brick....Read the whole joke	More Jokes	519
15	0 - What do stupid kids do at Halloween? They carve a face on an apple and go bobbing for pumpkins....Read the whole joke	More Jokes	557
16	0 - A stupid glazier was examining a broken window. He looked at it for a while and then said, "It's...Read the whole joke	More Jokes	550
17	0 - My friend is so stupid that he thinks twice before saying nothing....Read the whole joke	More Jokes	564
18	0 - Did you hear about the stupid photographer? He saved burned out lightbulbs for use in his darkr...Read the whole joke	More Jokes	532
19	0 - I don't know what it is that makes you stupid but whatever it is, it works....Read the whole joke	More Jokes	551
20	0 - My friend is so stupid he thinks that an autograph is a chart showing sales figures for cars....Read the whole joke	More Jokes	229
21	0 - An idiotic laborer was told by an equally idiotic foreman to dig a hole in the road. "And what s...Read the whole joke	More Jokes	233
22	0 - A stupid man was struggling out of his house with a big table. His neighbor said to him, "Hell...Read the whole joke	More Jokes	235
23	0 - An Irishman saw a notice outside a police station which read: MAN WANTED FOR ROBBERY. So he we...Read the whole joke	More Jokes	221
24	0 - Did you hear about the idiot who invented the one-piece jigsaw puzzle?...Read the whole joke	More Jokes	243
25	0 - What do you call an alien starship that drips water? A crying saucer....Read the whole joke	More Jokes	235