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Dentist jokes
- Dentist begging the patient: Could you help
me?
Could you give out a few of your loudest, most p...Read the whole joke |
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- Patient: "It must be
tough spending all
day with your hands in someone's mouth."
Dentist: "I ju...Read the whole joke |
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- "I am sorry, madam, but I shall have to charge
you hundred dollars for
pulling your boy's tooth....Read the whole joke |
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- What does
the dentist of the year get?...A
little plaque....Read the whole joke |
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- Why did the dentist
make a poor date with
the manicurist?
Because they fought both tooth and na...Read the whole joke |
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- How many dentists does it take to change a
light bulb?
Three. One to administer the anaesthetic...Read the whole joke |
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- What did the
werewolf eat after he'd had
his teeth taken out?
The dentist....Read the whole joke |
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- Monster: Doctor, doctor, I'm a blood-sucking
monster
and I keep needing to eat doctors.
Doctor...Read the whole joke |
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- Fred's mother was on the
telephone to the
boy's dentist. "I don't understand it," she
complain...Read the whole joke |
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- Nigel: You said
the school dentist would
be painless, but he wasn't.
Teacher: Did he hurt you?...Read the whole joke |
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- Why are you laughing?
My dentist just
pulled one of my teeth out. I don't see much to laugh
ab...Read the whole joke |
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- As the judge said to the dentist: Do you
swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth, and nothing b...Read the whole joke |
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- Why was the man arrested for looking at sets
of dentures in a dentist's
window?
Because it was...Read the whole joke |
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- Who has
the most dangerous job in
Transylvania?
Dracula's dentist....Read the whole joke |
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- I'm suffering from bad breath
You should
do something about it!
I did.
I just sent my wife to...Read the whole joke |
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- Dentist: Don't worry. I'm
painless.
Patient: I'm not....Read the whole joke |
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- Patient: Doc, what should I do with all the
gold
and silver in my mouth?
Dentist: Don't smile i...Read the whole joke |
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- Patient: Hey, that tooth
you pulled
wasn't the one I wanted pulled.
Dentist: Relax, I'm coming ...Read the whole joke |
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- Father: Don't you feel better now
that
you've gone to the dentist?
Son: Sure do. He wasn't in....Read the whole joke |
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- Cloyd went to a Charleston dentist
complaining his gums had shriveled up and his teeth were fall...Read the whole joke |
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- I thought, Miss Smith, that you wanted
yesterday afternoon off because you were seeing your dent...Read the whole joke |
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- At what time do most people go to the
dentist?
At tooth-hurty (2:30)....Read the whole joke |
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- What did the dentist say to the
golfer?
"You have a hole in one. "...Read the whole joke |
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- Why does a dentist seem moody?
Because he
always looks down in the mouth....Read the whole joke |
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- Why do dentists like
potatoes?
Because
they are so filling....Read the whole joke |
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