Funny jokes - Free collection of jokes

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1	The bar and chain. - A man walks into a bar pulling a heavy chain. The bartender asksthe man what he could get him and wh...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	205
2	Grounds for Divorce - A woman goes into her lawyers office requesting a divorce. He istaking all of her background informa...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	227
3	Full House! - Little Johnny has a question, so he goes around the house to find his father. He opens his dad's bed...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	197
4	Girls and Hockey - Why can't girls play hockey?Because they have to change their pads every period!...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	271
5	The Splatted Toad - Why did the toad cross the road?TO Show his girlfriend he has GUTS!...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	217
6	Lonely Cow in Field - Q: What do you call a bull in the middle of a field spanking his monkey?A: Beef Stroganoff...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	243
7	Virgina Girl - A young West Virginian girl wanted to go to college at UVA. But her father said 'No Way! You're goin...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	325
8	Your momma is... - Your momma is like a doorknob - everyone gets a turn!...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	177
9	Smitty the Parrot\'s Birthday - Harry says to his pet parrot Smitty, "What do you want for your birthday?" Smitty says, "I want to g...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	485
10	Banana - What do you get when you cut a banana in two?A BANANA SPLIT!...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	265
11	No Brakes - Did you ever hear about Blitzen the Brown nosed reindeer?He is twice as fast as Rudolf but doesn't s...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	235
12	Another chicken crosses the road. - Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?A: To show the squirrel it CAN be done!...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	283
13	Unfaithful Mates - Otis, Henry, and Tom were sitting in a bar discussing their wives. Henry started by saying, "I think...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	373
14	Are there Jews in China? - Sid and Al were sitting in a Chinese restaurant. "Sid," asked Al, "are there any Jews in China?""I d...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	341
15	Nurse converse. - Several nurses on break in the Boston General cafeteria werediscussing boyfriends, past and present....Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	323
16	Chinese dog treat - There were three men: an Englishman, a Scotsman, and a Chinese guy. They were having a competition t...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	202
17	Not so wise - In a small southern town I saw a wonderful nativity scene, but one feature bothered me. The three wi...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	293
18	What a way to go! - Brenda O'Malley is home making dinner as usual, when Tim Finnegan arrives at her door. "Brenda, may ...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	284
19	Itch - ouch -itch - ouch. - What is total agony? A one-armed man hanging from a twenty storybuilding, with a serious case of joc...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	228
20	No Irish Lawyers? - Q: Why are there so few Irish lawyers?A: The majority of them can't pass the bar!...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	183
21	Choo-Choo! - Why are Blondes like railroad tracks?Because they are famous for getting laid all over the world!!!...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	247
22	Sheep Shagging - A researcher is conducting a survey into sheep shagging. First of all he visits a Cornish farmer."So...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	268
23	Medium Smeduim! - For months, Mrs. Pitzel had been nagging her husband to go with her to the seance parlor of Madame F...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	243
24	YMCA - What did the blonde say when she saw the YMCA sign??LOOK!!! They spelled MACY's wrong!!!!...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	399
25	Liver and Cheese. - A Border Patrol agent is on duty. He spots two Mexicans and stopsthem. They show him their papers, b...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	233