Funny jokes - Free collection of jokes

#	Title	Category	Hits	Rating
1	An old retired man goes to his wife one day... - An old retired man goes to his wife one day, and says to her, "I don't know how to tell you this dea...Read the whole joke	Elderly	319	0
2	There was a little old man who had a bit of a speech impediment... - There was a little old man who had a bit of a speech impediment.One day he went shopping, his first ...Read the whole joke	Elderly	467	0
3	Is it worth it? - Minutes before the cremation, the undertaker quietly sat down next to the grieving widow. "How old w...Read the whole joke	Elderly	3699	0
4	One day an older fella was in for a checkup... - One day an older fella was in for a checkup.After his examination, his doctor was amazed."Holy cow! ...Read the whole joke	Elderly	3699	0
5	The 75 year old man and his young, knockout wife... - The 75 year old man and his young, knockout wife wereshopping in an upscale jewelry boutique when th...Read the whole joke	Elderly	437	0
6	An old man and an old woman were sitting... - An old man and an old woman were sitting at the breakfasttable on the morning of their 50th wedding ...Read the whole joke	Elderly	3464	0
7	Here is this guy who really takes care of his body... - Here is this guy who really takes care of his body,he lifts weights and jogs five miles every day.On...Read the whole joke	Elderly	3289	0
8	THERE WERE THREE OLD LADIES SITTING AROUND THE KITCHEN TABLE... - THERE WERE THREE OLD LADIES SITTING AROUND THE KITCHEN TABLE; GERTRUDE, SOPHIA, AND HARRIET. GERTRU...Read the whole joke	Elderly	4133	0
9	Three elderly men are at the doctor for a memory test... - Three elderly men are at the doctor for a memory test. Thedoctor says to the first man, "What is thr...Read the whole joke	Elderly	1934	0
10	A driver pulled up beside a rundown farmhouse... - A driver pulled up beside a rundown farmhouse. He got out and knocked at the door. A very old woman ...Read the whole joke	Elderly	1296	0
11	Don't Forget! - An 80-year-old couple were having problems remembering things, so theydecided to go to their doctor ...Read the whole joke	Elderly	350	0
12	An old lady lived by herself in a small house... - An old lady lived by herself in a small house in a small town. One day she went to the local grocer...Read the whole joke	Elderly	3728	2
13	Too much attention - One evening a family brings their frail, elderly mother toa nursing home and leaves her, hoping she ...Read the whole joke	Elderly	841	0
14	Partial Dosage - Partial DosageAn elderly gentleman went to the local drug store and asked thepharmacist for Viagra. ...Read the whole joke	Elderly	3207	0
15	Seventy year old George went for his annual physical... - Seventy year old George went for his annual physical. All of his tests came back with great results....Read the whole joke	Elderly	1319	0
16	What's the worst thing about having to kiss Grandma? - What's the worst thing about having to kiss Grandma?When the damn coffin lid falls and hits you in t...Read the whole joke	Elderly	1278	0
17	Two old women were sitting on a bench waiting for their bus... - Two old women were sitting on a bench waiting for their bus. The buses were running late, and a lot ...Read the whole joke	Elderly	1295	0
18	Bending it further - The old man was saying to his doctor,"You know, Doc, when I was young, it was as hard as a rock. As ...Read the whole joke	Elderly	1074	0
19	A man was walking down the street when he noticed... - A man was walking down the street when he noticed his grandpa sitting on the porch, in the rocking c...Read the whole joke	Elderly	758	0
20	A use for Viagra - A man goes to visit his 85-year-old grandpa in the hospital. "How are you grandpa?" he asks."Feelin...Read the whole joke	Elderly	993	0
21	Perfectly good eyesight - Two really old guys decided they would go out and try to play a round of golf together. They get on ...Read the whole joke	Elderly	2051	0
22	An elderly couple, still very loving after all these years... - An elderly couple, still very loving after all these years, is shocked when the woman's doctor says ...Read the whole joke	Elderly	1864	0
23	What's the best thing about turning 65? - What's the best thing about turning 65?No more calls from insurance salesmen....Read the whole joke	Elderly	4809	0
24	Can't do - "What's wrong, sonny?" asked the old timer sympathetically, coming overto the little kid who was sit...Read the whole joke	Elderly	331	0
25	Amicable old lady - "Dear Reyer School, God bless you for the beautiful radio I won at your recent senior citizen's lunc...Read the whole joke	Elderly	2600	0