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1	Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist? - Q: Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist?A: He sold his soul to Santa....Read the whole joke	Religion	263
2	The minister of a small congregation was about to start his sermon... - The minister of a small congregation was about to start his sermon when he noticed a young woman in ...Read the whole joke	Religion	236
3	There was this hooker who mistook a Salvation Army man for... - There was this hooker who mistook a Salvation Army man fora soldier and propositioned him. The Salva...Read the whole joke	Religion	232
4	What do you give the paedophile who has everything? - What do you give the paedophile who has everything?Another parish...Read the whole joke	Religion	281
5	What do you call a nun riding piggyback on the... - What do you call a nun riding piggyback on the hunchback of Notre Dame?Virgin on the ridiculous....Read the whole joke	Religion	246
6	A crowd had gathered around a whore and... - A crowd had gathered around a whore and they were about to stone her.Jesus stepped in front of her a...Read the whole joke	Religion	673
7	A young priest, who is still unsure of the penance to dole out... - A young priest, who is still unsure of the penance to dole out duringconfession, asks an older pries...Read the whole joke	Religion	232
8	What's the difference between a rabbi and a priest? - What's the difference between a rabbi and a priest?A rabbi cuts it off, and a priest sucks it off....Read the whole joke	Religion	348
9	What was the First Commandment? - What was the First Commandment?"Adam, eat my pussy."...Read the whole joke	Religion	302
10	What's the difference between Jesus and... - Q: What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?A: It only takes one nail to hang the ...Read the whole joke	Religion	366
11	Did you hear about the dyslectic agnostic with insomnia? - Q: Did you hear about the dyslectic agnostic with insomnia?A: He used to lay awake at night wonderin...Read the whole joke	Religion	276
12	Divine Right - Several years ago, the Catholic Church required women to wear a headcovering in order to enter the s...Read the whole joke	Religion	376
13	Two Irishmen were digging a ditch directly across from a brothel... - Two Irishmen were digging a ditch directly across from a brothel.Suddenly, they saw a rabbi walk up ...Read the whole joke	Religion	156
14	A Lutheran pastor, a Catholic priest and a Rabbi... - A Lutheran pastor, a Catholic priest and a Rabbi were fishing from a boatnot from the lake shore. Th...Read the whole joke	Religion	2119
15	A dangerous animal - The preacher was wired for sound with a lapel mike, and as he preached, he moved briskly about the p...Read the whole joke	Religion	786
16	Jesus and Moses are sitting in a boat fishing... - Jesus and Moses are sitting in a boat fishing and Jesus says to Moses "I want to do a miracle so we ...Read the whole joke	Religion	305
17	A stupid dog - While leading the Friday evening services, the Rabbi noticed a member ofthe congregation, Bernie, wa...Read the whole joke	Religion	913
18	A man was leaving church one day... - A man was leaving church one day. The Pastor was standing at the door (as he always is) to shake han...Read the whole joke	Religion	860
19	An anti-bat spray - Three Pastors from the south were having lunch in a diner. One said, "Ya know, since summer started ...Read the whole joke	Religion	392
20	Change my mind - The church was conducting its annual fund drive. One member of the congregation said, "I give ten do...Read the whole joke	Religion	304
21	A preacher was completing a temperance sermon... - A preacher was completing a temperance sermon: with great expression he said, "If I had all the beer...Read the whole joke	Religion	782
22	And Jesus said unto his disciples... - And Jesus said unto his disciples, "Whom do men say that I am?"And His disciples answered unto Him, ...Read the whole joke	Religion	282
23	What's the difference between a nun and a woman... - What's the difference between a nun and a woman taking a shower?The nun has hope in her soul....Read the whole joke	Religion	441
24	Two nuns were driving alone out in the boonies... - Two nuns were driving alone out in the boonies. They ran out of gas. Fortunately they could walk to ...Read the whole joke	Religion	159
25	What do a priest and a Christmas tree have in common? - Q. What do a priest and a Christmas tree have in common?A. They both have balls just for decoration....Read the whole joke	Religion	307