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1	Why cannot Jesus eat M & Ms? - Q: Why can't Jesus eat M & M's?A: Because they fall through the holes in his hands....Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	132
2	What did Jesus do when he got to the Holiday Inn? - Q: What did Jesus do when he got to the Holiday Inn?A: He threw some nails down on the counter and a...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	149
3	Why is a violist like a terrorist? - Q: Why is a violist like a terrorist?A: They both fuck up bowings....Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	214
4	What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree? - Q. What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree ?A. Hold on to your nuts, this is going to be a he...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	285
5	What do elephants use for tampoons? - Q. What do elephants use for tampoons ?A. Sheep....Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	183
6	What's the brown stuff between the elephants toes? - Q. What's the brown stuff between the elephants toes ?A. Slow natives....Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	278
7	Why don't cannibals eat clowns? - Q: Why don't cannibals eat clowns?A: They taste funny!!...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	251
8	What is the difference between a blonde and Dennis Rodman? - What is the difference between a blonde and Dennis Rodman?There is no difference....Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	221
9	Do you know what a dog and a screen door have in common? - Do you know what a dog and a screen door have in common?the more you bang them the looser they get.S...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	175
10	What did the egg say to the boiling water? - What did the egg say to the boiling water?"I just got laid and now you want me to get hard?!"Sent by...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	190
11	An artist asked the gallery owner... - An artist asked the gallery owner if there had been any interest in his paintings on display at that...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	267
12	Cheap widow - A woman goes into the local newspaper office to see that the obituaryfor her recently deceased husba...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	276
13	A man moves into a nudist colony... - A man moves into a nudist colony. He receives a letterfrom his mother asking him to send her a curre...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	250
14	What's the difference between a policeman's knightstick and... - Q: What's the difference between a policeman's knightstickand a magician's wand?A: A Magician's wand...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	254
15	How do you tell two KKK members apart? - How do you tell two KKK members apart?Ask their wife. After all, she's their mother.......Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	190
16	What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? - Q: What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?A: A quarter-pounder with cheese....Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	186
17	What would Princess Diana be doing right... - Q: What would Princess Diana be doing right now if she were alive today?A: Scratching on the lid o...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	159
18	What has four legs, is big, green, fuzzy... - What has four legs, is big, green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree would kill you?A pool table....Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	141
19	A woman goes into a bar and orders a beer... - A woman goes into a bar and orders a beer. She grabs the beer and tips it down the back of her skirt...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	250
20	What is the rallying cry of the International Dyslexic Pride movement? - What is the rallying cry of the International Dyslexic Pride movement? Dyslex...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	211
21	Why are there so many Jones's in the phone book? - Why are there so many Jones's in the phone book? Because they all have phones...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	242
22	A pedophile dies in a car crash and goes to heaven... - A pedophile dies in a car crash and goes to heaven. He's stopped atthe pearly gates by St. Peter, wh...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	237
23	There were these three morticians talking about... - There were these three morticians talking about their greatest feats. The first one says, "I had thi...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	174
24	Have you ever wondered why you wonder why? - Have you ever wondered why you wonder why?I used to wonder why, but now I don't wonder why I wonder ...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	336
25	What's brown and sticky? - What's brown and sticky?A stick....Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	317