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1	What do you give the paedophile who has everything? - What do you give the paedophile who has everything?Another parish...Read the whole joke	Religion	279
2	What do you call a nun riding piggyback on the... - What do you call a nun riding piggyback on the hunchback of Notre Dame?Virgin on the ridiculous....Read the whole joke	Religion	242
3	A crowd had gathered around a whore and... - A crowd had gathered around a whore and they were about to stone her.Jesus stepped in front of her a...Read the whole joke	Religion	656
4	A young priest, who is still unsure of the penance to dole out... - A young priest, who is still unsure of the penance to dole out duringconfession, asks an older pries...Read the whole joke	Religion	231
5	What's the difference between a rabbi and a priest? - What's the difference between a rabbi and a priest?A rabbi cuts it off, and a priest sucks it off....Read the whole joke	Religion	344
6	What was the First Commandment? - What was the First Commandment?"Adam, eat my pussy."...Read the whole joke	Religion	300
7	What's the difference between Jesus and... - Q: What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?A: It only takes one nail to hang the ...Read the whole joke	Religion	363
8	Did you hear about the dyslectic agnostic with insomnia? - Q: Did you hear about the dyslectic agnostic with insomnia?A: He used to lay awake at night wonderin...Read the whole joke	Religion	274
9	Divine Right - Several years ago, the Catholic Church required women to wear a headcovering in order to enter the s...Read the whole joke	Religion	373
10	Two Irishmen were digging a ditch directly across from a brothel... - Two Irishmen were digging a ditch directly across from a brothel.Suddenly, they saw a rabbi walk up ...Read the whole joke	Religion	154
11	A Lutheran pastor, a Catholic priest and a Rabbi... - A Lutheran pastor, a Catholic priest and a Rabbi were fishing from a boatnot from the lake shore. Th...Read the whole joke	Religion	2084
12	A dangerous animal - The preacher was wired for sound with a lapel mike, and as he preached, he moved briskly about the p...Read the whole joke	Religion	772
13	Jesus and Moses are sitting in a boat fishing... - Jesus and Moses are sitting in a boat fishing and Jesus says to Moses "I want to do a miracle so we ...Read the whole joke	Religion	303
14	A stupid dog - While leading the Friday evening services, the Rabbi noticed a member ofthe congregation, Bernie, wa...Read the whole joke	Religion	901
15	A man was leaving church one day... - A man was leaving church one day. The Pastor was standing at the door (as he always is) to shake han...Read the whole joke	Religion	845
16	An anti-bat spray - Three Pastors from the south were having lunch in a diner. One said, "Ya know, since summer started ...Read the whole joke	Religion	389
17	Change my mind - The church was conducting its annual fund drive. One member of the congregation said, "I give ten do...Read the whole joke	Religion	301
18	A preacher was completing a temperance sermon... - A preacher was completing a temperance sermon: with great expression he said, "If I had all the beer...Read the whole joke	Religion	769
19	And Jesus said unto his disciples... - And Jesus said unto his disciples, "Whom do men say that I am?"And His disciples answered unto Him, ...Read the whole joke	Religion	280
20	What's the difference between a nun and a woman... - What's the difference between a nun and a woman taking a shower?The nun has hope in her soul....Read the whole joke	Religion	437
21	Two nuns were driving alone out in the boonies... - Two nuns were driving alone out in the boonies. They ran out of gas. Fortunately they could walk to ...Read the whole joke	Religion	158
22	What do a priest and a Christmas tree have in common? - Q. What do a priest and a Christmas tree have in common?A. They both have balls just for decoration....Read the whole joke	Religion	306
23	How can you tell if someone is half Catholic and half Jewish? - Q. How can you tell if someone is half Catholic and half Jewish?A. When he goes to confession, he ta...Read the whole joke	Religion	268
24	Where to send him? - A Jesuit, a Dominican and a Franciscan were walking along an old road, debating the greatness of the...Read the whole joke	Religion	225
25	On the airplane on his way back to Rome, the Pope was... - On the airplane on his way back to Rome, the Pope was doing a crossword puzzle. After a while, he tu...Read the whole joke	Religion	274