| # |
Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
Why Men Can\'t Show True Feelings
- Why don't men often show their true feelings?Because they don't have feelings....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
436 |
0 |
| 2 |
Men And Cats Similar?
- How are a husband and a cat similar when it comes to housework?They're both afraid of the vacuum cle...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
192 |
0 |
| 3 |
Change Toilet Paper?
- How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?Nobody knows. It has never happened....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
206 |
0 |
| 4 |
Why Women Make Less
- A job negotiator and a feminist were in dispute... The feminist was arguing over the different pay s...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
242 |
0 |
| 5 |
Chauvinist Pigs...Bulb?
- How many male chauvinistic pigs does it take to change a light bulb?None. Let the bitch do it by her...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
118 |
0 |
| 6 |
Reason For Divorce
- One of the reasons that fifty percent of marriages end in divorce is that those men who promised tha...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
240 |
0.5 |
| 7 |
Why Divorce Now?
- After 40 years of marriage, Jimmy decides to leave Katherine.She starts crying and then asks, "How c...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
202 |
1.5 |
| 8 |
On Alimony
- Alimony:1) A contraction of the term "all-his-money".2) A splitting headache.3) It's the screwing yo...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
250 |
0 |
| 9 |
On Divorce
- Divorce is bachelorhood, with strings attached...Tis better to have loved and lost....than have to l...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
271 |
0 |
| 10 |
Learning to Pick Up Toys
- Dad: Look at this room. It's a mess. When will our kids start picking up toys?Mom: When they have ki...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
224 |
0 |
| 11 |
Our Peak Mental Activity
- The years of peak mental activity are surely between age four and18.At four, we know all the questio...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
206 |
0 |
| 12 |
Different Balls
- A young couple had identical twin sons and nearly everyone had a heck of a time telling them apart. ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
229 |
0 |
| 13 |
Guide To Parenthood
- The String And Octopus Guide To Parenthood by Colin BowlesPreparation for parenthood is not just a m...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
213 |
0 |
| 14 |
Tell On You Too!
- I heard a story of a woman going into a bank with her son who was about 5 or6. He was being a brat a...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
238 |
0 |
| 15 |
Why Two Nostrils?
- A mother was having dinner with her two young children when her three year old daughter asked her wh...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
220 |
0 |
| 16 |
Laws of Household Physics
- Ever notice that the laws of household physics are every bit as real as every other law in the unive...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
430 |
0 |
| 17 |
Rough Boys
- A little girl asked her mother, "Can I go outside and play with the boys?"Her mother replied, "No, y...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
306 |
0 |
| 18 |
Help Me Ring the Bell
- Walking down the street, a man passes a house and notices a little boy trying to reach the doorbell....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
207 |
0 |
| 19 |
Sleep Deprivation
- In the sleepy city of Sherrill, N.Y., two unsuspecting adults have found themselves the objects of s...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
504 |
0 |
| 20 |
No More Fishing For Baby Sis
- A boy was taking care of his baby sister while his parents went to town shopping. He decided to go f...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
248 |
0 |
| 21 |
Why Babies Need Lots Of Clothes
- 1. Because baby eats. Eating is a messy job for a baby. If you wrap a baby in a towel sized bib...ba...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
264 |
0 |
| 22 |
Everyone Is Busy
- Sales person: Hello, may I speak to the man of the house please? Youngster: (whispering) No, he's bu...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
225 |
0 |
| 23 |
Toddler\'s Creed
- If I want it, it's mine.If I give it to you and change my mind later, it's mine.If I can take it awa...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
457 |
0 |
| 24 |
Having Children Is Like:
- Having children is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain or, having children will turn...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
182 |
0 |
| 25 |
Let\'s Swear
- Mother calls up stairs, "You boys better get down here and eat your breakfast or you'll be late for ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
362 |
0 |
