Funny jokes - Free collection of jokes

#	Title	Category	Hits	Rating
1	The world's greatest hypnotist is on stage... - The world's greatest hypnotist is on stage in front of hundredsof people swinging a long chain with ...Read the whole joke	Situations	277	0
2	Cronin goes to a barber shop to get his hair cut... - Cronin goes to a barber shop to get his hair cut. The barber cuts his hair, and after he gets done, ...Read the whole joke	Situations	249	0
3	A hunchback is running along a street being chased by... - A hunchback is running along a street being chased by a pack of children.He stops, turns around and ...Read the whole joke	Situations	234	0
4	While enjoying a drink with a mate one night... - While enjoying a drink with a mate one night, this bloke decides to try his luck with an attractive ...Read the whole joke	Situations	270	0
5	A woman selling apples in New York... - A woman selling apples in New York is puzzled by a man who alwayscomes by, pays a quarter, but never...Read the whole joke	Situations	237	0
6	Little Johnny's dad is sitting on the side of the bed... - Little Johnny's dad is sitting on the side of the bed rolling on acondom about to give his wife some...Read the whole joke	Situations	321	0
7	A little girl was playing up a tree near a church... - A little girl was playing up a tree near a church. The priest was takinga walk when he happened to l...Read the whole joke	Situations	244	0
8	Two car salesmen were sitting at the bar... - Two car salesmen were sitting at the bar. One complained to the other, "Boy, business sucks. If I do...Read the whole joke	Situations	141	0
9	A woman went to the bar with a black eye... - A woman went to the bar with a black eye."How'd ya get that?" asked the bartender."From my husband,"...Read the whole joke	Situations	254	0
10	A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet... - A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady. He stepped out for a smoke, only to r...Read the whole joke	Situations	619	0
11	First Aid Course - When a car skidded on wet pavement and struck a telephone pole, severalbystanders ran over to help t...Read the whole joke	Situations	2156	0
12	Is this her first?.. - A guy calls the hospital. He says, "You gotta send help! My wife's goinginto labor!"The nurse says, ...Read the whole joke	Situations	3171	0
13	Ten pounds of pride - A Texan bought a round of drinks for all in the bar and announced that his wife had just produced a ...Read the whole joke	Situations	2216	0
14	The other day my house caught fire... - The other day my house caught fire. The insurance agent said, "Shouldn't be a problem. What kind of ...Read the whole joke	Situations	359	0
15	The hit-and-run - The hit-and-run victim was just getting to his feet when apoliceman ran up to help. "My mother-in-la...Read the whole joke	Situations	2066	1.5
16	A rancher from Central Arizona died and went on... - A rancher from Central Arizona died and went on to the Great Beyond. As heapproached the great gate,...Read the whole joke	Situations	2406	0
17	A strange jigsaw puzzle - Paddy gets a phone call from Murphy. "Paddy," says Murphy, "I've got a problem.""What's the matter?...Read the whole joke	Situations	3251	0
18	Make my own bed - Innkeeper: The room is $15. a night. It's $5. if you make your own bed.Guest: I'll make my own bed.I...Read the whole joke	Situations	1990	0
19	Two men were walking through the woods when... - Two men were walking through the woods when a large bearwalked out into the clearing no more than 50...Read the whole joke	Situations	164	0
20	An old man and his son had a one-horse farm where they... - An old man and his son had a one-horse farm where they barely made aliving. Then, one day, the son h...Read the whole joke	Situations	234	0
21	Cop coming upon a young couple making out... - Cop coming upon a young couple making out....Cop: What the hell are you two doing?Boy: See honey, I ...Read the whole joke	Situations	244	0
22	A guy leaves his place at the bar to go have a piss... - A guy leaves his place at the bar to go have a piss. He comes back about10 Minutes later, sits down ...Read the whole joke	Situations	1833	0
23	A college professor's going to bed with his wife... - A college professor's going to bed with his wife. He's not that tired, so he's gonna stay awake and ...Read the whole joke	Situations	3094	0
24	Joan, a rather well-proportioned & near-sighted secretary... - Joan, a rather well-proportioned & near-sighted secretary, spent almost all of her vacation sunbathi...Read the whole joke	Situations	260	0
25	Mike Mooney, a Yankee was driving through the south... - Mike Mooney, a Yankee was driving through the south when he decided he wanted to buy a pig. He stopp...Read the whole joke	Situations	2514	0