Animal World Jokes - Free collection of jokes

#	Title	Hits
1	Want some chicken? - Want some chicken? A man was driving along a freeway when he noticed a chicken running along sid...Read the whole joke	2
2	What are 3 problems about being an egg? - What are 3 problems about being an egg?You only get laid once, the only woman to sit on your faceis ...Read the whole joke	3
3	What are the five reasons for not wanting to be an egg? - What are the five reasons for not wanting to be an egg ? 1) You only get laid once. 2) You only ...Read the whole joke	4
4	What came first, the chicken or the egg? - What came first, the chicken or the egg? - I'd have to say it was the rooster!...Read the whole joke	4
5	What did one Lesbian Frog say to the other? - What did one Lesbian Frog say to the other? Gee, we really do taste like chicken....Read the whole joke	4
6	What did the dog get when he multiplied 88 x 7? - What did the dog get when he multiplied 88 x 7?The wrong answer....Read the whole joke	3
7	What did the elephant say to the naked man? - What did the elephant say to the naked man?That's cute, but can it pick up peanuts!...Read the whole joke	4
8	What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall? - What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?"Dam"....Read the whole joke	3
9	What do chain saws and monkeys have in common? - What do chain saws and monkeys have in common?They both fuck up trees!...Read the whole joke	1
10	What do you call a dog with no back legs and balls of steel? - What do you call a dog with no back legs and balls of steel?SparkySent by Shawn...Read the whole joke	3
11	What do you call a dog with no legs? - What do you call a dog with no legs?Hehe...it doen't matter, it's not going to come anyway!Sent by M...Read the whole joke	3
12	What do you call a dog with two balls and no hind legs? - What do you call a dog with two balls and no hind legs?Sparky...Read the whole joke	1
13	What do you call a rabbit with a bent dick? - What do you call a rabbit with a bent dick? Fucks funny!...Read the whole joke	3
14	What do you call a sleeping bull? - What do you call a sleeping bull?A bulldozer...Read the whole joke	3
15	What do you call a woodpecker without a beak? - What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?A headbanger...Read the whole joke	1
16	What do you do when a Rottweiler gets amorous on your leg? - What do you do when a Rottweiler gets amorous on your leg?Fake an orgasm....Read the whole joke	1
17	What do you do with a dog with no legs? - What do you do with a dog with no legs?Take it for a drag....Read the whole joke	4
18	What do you get if you sleep under a cow? - What do you get if you sleep under a cow?A PAT on the head.Sent by Jimmy...Read the whole joke	3
19	What do you get when you breed a Bulldog and a Shitzu together? - Q: What do you get when you breed a Bulldog and a Shitzu together?A: Bullshit...Read the whole joke	3
20	What do you get when you cross a Rooster with an owl? - What do you get when you cross a Rooster with an owl?A Cock that can stay up all night!!...Read the whole joke	2
21	What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle? - Here's a sad one...Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle? A: A dead poodle wit...Read the whole joke	1
22	What does a lion call a antelope? - What does a lion call a antelope?Fast food.Sent by jessica...Read the whole joke	3
23	What does an elephant keep up its trunk? - What does an elephant keep up its trunk?A Yard 'n' half o' snot!...Read the whole joke	1
24	What does an elephant use as a vibrator? - What does an elephant use as a vibrator? An epilectic....Read the whole joke	1
25	What does the snail say when he gets on the turtle? - What does the snail say when he gets on the turtle?"Wheeeeeeeeeeeee!"...Read the whole joke	2

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