Medicine Jokes - Free collection of jokes

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1	The 70-year-old man sat down in the orthopedic... - The 70-year-old man sat down in the orthopedic surgeon's office. "You know, Doc," he said, "I've mad...Read the whole joke	8
2	The bad news and the good news - Harry answers the telephone, and it's an Emergency Room doctor.The doctor says, "Your wife was in a ...Read the whole joke	5
3	The doctor looked at the woman who had come to him... - The doctor looked at the woman who had come to him for an examination. "Mrs. Brown, I have some good...Read the whole joke	2
4	The doctor took Bill into the room and said... - The doctor took Bill into the room and said,"Bill, I have some good news and some bad news." Bill sa...Read the whole joke	2
5	The evils of marijuana - A certain college professor was notorious for getting off the topic ofthe lecture, and on to his fav...Read the whole joke	2
6	The following statements were found on patient charts... - The following statements were found on patient's charts during a recent review of medical records....Read the whole joke	2
7	The medical student was asked four reasons... - The medical student was asked four reasons why mother'smilk was better for babies than cow's milk. T...Read the whole joke	3
8	The patient came into the doctor's office... - The patient came into the doctor's office, suffering from amnesia.The doctor asked, "Have you ever h...Read the whole joke	7
9	The young lady entered the doctor's office carrying an infant... - The young lady entered the doctor's office carrying an infant. "Doctor," she explained, "the baby se...Read the whole joke	6
10	There was a costume party at a mental hospital... - There was a costume party at a mental hospital; the theme of the party was "war". The first person c...Read the whole joke	4
11	There was the surgeon who was arrested for drunken driving... - There was the surgeon who was arrested for drunkendriving. They let him go, though. He was already a...Read the whole joke	3
12	There was this man in a mental hospital... - There was this man in a mental hospital. All day he would put his ear tothe wall and listen. The doc...Read the whole joke	6
13	This guy walks into a psychiatrist's office with a... - This guy walks into a psychiatrist's office with a concerned look on his face. "Doc," he says, "I'm...Read the whole joke	7
14	This male prostitute contracted leprosy... - This male prostitute contracted leprosy.He did okay for a while, but then his business dropped off....Read the whole joke	2
15	This male prostitute contracted syphilis... - This male prostitute contracted syphilis.He did okay for a while, but then his business dropped off....Read the whole joke	3
16	This woman goes into a dentist's office... - This woman goes into a dentist's office, after he is through examining her he says: "I am sorry to t...Read the whole joke	4
17	Three nurses all decided to play a joke on the doctor... - Three nurses all decided to play a joke on the doctor they worked for. Later in the day, they all go...Read the whole joke	5
18	Two doctors found themselves on the beach in Hawaii... - Two doctors found themselves on the beach in Hawaii.As a real bevy of bikini-clad females walked by,...Read the whole joke	2
19	Two gynecologists meet at lunch... - Two gynecologists meet at lunch.The first one says, "I had a patient this morning witha clit like a ...Read the whole joke	2
20	Two very successful psychoanalysts occupied offices... - Two very successful psychoanalysts occupied offices in the same building. One was 40 years old, the ...Read the whole joke	2

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