Medicine Jokes - Free collection of jokes

#	Title	Hits
1	What do you call an armless, legless leper in a swimming pool? - What do you call an armless, legless leper in a swimming pool?Bob...Read the whole joke	6
2	What do you do if someone's having a seizure in a bathtub? - What do you do if someone's having a seizure in a bathtub?Throw in a load of laundry....Read the whole joke	3
3	What do you do when an epilectic takes a bath? - What do you do when an epilectic takes a bath? Throw in your laundry....Read the whole joke	1
4	What is red and sticky and crawls up a girls thigh? - What is red and sticky and crawls up a girls thigh?A home-sick abortion....Read the whole joke	3
5	What is the difference between an oral and rectal thermometer? - What is the difference between an oral and rectal thermometer? The taste....Read the whole joke	6
6	What is the worst part about getting a lung transplant? - What's the worst part about getting a lung transplant?The first couple of times you cough, its not y...Read the whole joke	1
7	What should you give a man who has everything? - What should you give a man who has everything? Penicillin...Read the whole joke	1
8	What's a definition of a gynecologist? - What's a definition of a gynecologist?Gynecologist is a person who looks for problems in a place whe...Read the whole joke	7
9	What's the definition of bravery? - What's the definition of bravery?A man with diarrhea chancing a fart!...Read the whole joke	2
10	What's the difference between an oral thermometer and... - What's the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?The taste....Read the whole joke	7
11	Whats blue and does not fit any more? - Whats blue and doesn't fit any more? - A dead epileptic....Read the whole joke	1
12	Where are the fingers? - Jon's working at the lumberyard, pushing a tree through the buzz saw, and accidentally shears off al...Read the whole joke	4
13	Who's got my pen? - A doctor walked into a bank. Preparing to endorse a check, he pulled a rectal thermometer out of his...Read the whole joke	4
14	Why are they having such a hard time finding a cure for AIDS? - Here's a pretty nasty one:Why are they having such a hard time finding a cure for AIDS?The scientist...Read the whole joke	3
15	Why do doctors slap babies when they are born? - Why do doctors slap babies when they are born? To knock the penises off the smart ones....Read the whole joke	6
16	Why is psychoanalysis quicker for men than for women? - Why is psychoanalysis quicker for men than for women?When it's time to go back to childhood, he's al...Read the whole joke	1
17	Will it hurt doctor? - Patient: (to cosmetic-surgeon) 'Will it hurt, doctor?Surgeon: 'Only when you get my bill, Mrs Brown'...Read the whole joke	4

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