| # |
Title |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
Mr. Clean
- Did you here Mr. Clean is in the hospital? He has ammonia....Read the whole joke |
270 |
0 |
| 2 |
Mr. Johnson
- Mr. Johnson, a businessman from Wisconsin, went on a business trip toLouisiana. He immediately sent ...Read the whole joke |
247 |
0 |
| 3 |
Mr. Owls
- Knock knock.- Who's there?Owls.- Owls who?That's right! Owls hoo!...Read the whole joke |
316 |
0 |
| 4 |
Mr.Richman has 3daughters...
- Mr.Richman has 3daughters. Their names are nobody, somebody and crazy.One day nobody and somebody ar...Read the whole joke |
202 |
0 |
| 5 |
Ms. Piggy Counts
- Q: Why can't Miss Piggy count to 70?A: Because she has a frog in her throat at 69!...Read the whole joke |
242 |
0 |
| 6 |
Much Improved
- A husband was worried about the decline in the quality of his marriage so he discreetly went to a ma...Read the whole joke |
252 |
1.5 |
| 7 |
Multi-syllable words
- Little Johnny goes to school, and the teacher says "Today we are going to learn multi-syllable words...Read the whole joke |
981 |
0 |
| 8 |
Murder
- A police detective was investigating a homicide. As he questioned the on-scene officer, he learned t...Read the whole joke |
1180 |
0 |
| 9 |
Murphy's Combat Laws
- Murphy's Laws Of Combat Operations Friendly fire - isn't. Recoilless rifles - aren't. Suppressive fi...Read the whole joke |
282 |
0 |
| 10 |
Murphy's Law regarding Children
- 1. The later you stay up, the earlier your child will wake up the next morning. 2. For a child to be...Read the whole joke |
266 |
0 |
| 11 |
Murphy's Laws (5)
- Never slap a man who chews tobacco.There are many many more asses in the world than donkeys.Wooden l...Read the whole joke |
294 |
0 |
| 12 |
Murphys Law on Love and Sex
- "Don't worry. I've had a vasectomy/hysterectomy." "I won't come in your mouth, I promise." "I'm not ...Read the whole joke |
274 |
0 |
| 13 |
Murphy\'s Laws Of Parenting
- Murphy's Laws Of Parenting...A child will not spill on a dirty floor.A lot of time has been wasted a...Read the whole joke |
460 |
0 |
| 14 |
Murphy\'s Laws on Sex
- MURPHY'S LAWS ON SEX1. The more beautiful the woman is who loves you, the easier it is to leave her ...Read the whole joke |
454 |
0 |
| 15 |
Museum Funny!
- Q: What did King Tut say to the museum? A: I want my mummy!...Read the whole joke |
243 |
0 |
| 16 |
Musical Instruments
- Why does Clinton play the saxophone?'Cause he can no longer play with his 'hore-monica!...Read the whole joke |
239 |
0 |
| 17 |
Mutated Gene
- All children who entered the world in the 1980s and later were born with a special mutated gene that...Read the whole joke |
262 |
0 |
| 18 |
Mutual Orgasm Riddle
- What do most men think Mutual Orgasm is?An insurance company....Read the whole joke |
396 |
0 |
| 19 |
My Aunt
- Joe says to Bill, "Want to see a picture of my Aunt?"Bill said, "Sure."So Joe takes out a picture.Bi...Read the whole joke |
246 |
0 |
| 20 |
My boy(s) Leroy!
- A woman went down to the Welfare Office to get aid. The office worker asked her, "How many children ...Read the whole joke |
213 |
0 |
| 21 |
My Call
- A doctor rushed out of his study room. "Get me my bag!" he shouted. "Why, what's the matter?" inquir...Read the whole joke |
273 |
0 |
| 22 |
My Car Is Shtolen!
- An Irishman walks out of a pub, stumbling back and forth with a key in his hand.A cop on the beat se...Read the whole joke |
250 |
0 |
| 23 |
My Car was stolen!!!
- A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car."They've stolen the dashboard, the ...Read the whole joke |
256 |
0 |
| 24 |
My Darling Son Letter!
- Dearest Darling Son and That Person You Married,Merry Christmas to you, and please don't worry about...Read the whole joke |
279 |
0 |
| 25 |
My daughter\'s a good girl!
- A mother took her daughter to the doctor and asked him to give her an examination to determine the c...Read the whole joke |
396 |
0 |
