| # |
Title |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
Doctor and nurse jokes - 20297
- Doctor, Doctor I snore so loud I
keep myself awake
Sleep in another room then!...Read the whole joke |
1685 |
0 |
| 2 |
Doctor and nurse jokes - 20298
- Doctor, doctor my baby's swallowed a
bullet
Well don't point him at anyone until I get there!...Read the whole joke |
264 |
0 |
| 3 |
Doctor and nurse jokes - 20299
- Doctor, Doctor I've just swallowed a
pen
Well sit down and write your name!...Read the whole joke |
248 |
0 |
| 4 |
Doctor and nurse jokes - 20300
- Doctor, Doctor I'm becoming
invisible.
Yes I can see you're not all there!...Read the whole joke |
236 |
0 |
| 5 |
Doctor and nurse jokes - 20301
- Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking
I'm a frog
What's wrong with that
I think I'm going to croak...Read the whole joke |
232 |
0 |
| 6 |
Doctor and nurse jokes - 20302
- Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm a
vampire.
Necks please!...Read the whole joke |
379 |
0 |
| 7 |
Doctor and nurse jokes - 20303
- Doctor how can I cure my sleep
walking?
Sprinkle tin-tacks on your bedroom floor!...Read the whole joke |
230 |
0 |
| 8 |
Doctor and nurse jokes - 20304
- Doctor, Doctor my sister thinks she
is
a lift!
Well tell her to come in
I can't she doesn't st...Read the whole joke |
222 |
0 |
| 9 |
Doctor and nurse jokes - 20305
- Doctor: You seem to be in
excellent health. Your pulse is as regular as clockwork.
Patient: Tha...Read the whole joke |
2005 |
0 |
| 10 |
Doctor and nurse jokes - 20306
- Doctor:
You seem to be in
excellent health. Your pulse is as regular as
clockwork.
Patient:
...Read the whole joke |
7401 |
0 |
| 11 |
Doctor and nurse jokes - 20307
- Doctor,
Doctor, everyone keeps
ignoring me.
Next please!...Read the whole joke |
291 |
0 |
| 12 |
Doctor and nurse jokes - 20308
- Doctor, Doctor, some days I feel like
a tee-pee and
other days I feel like a wig-wam.
You're t...Read the whole joke |
246 |
0 |
| 13 |
Doctor and nurse jokes - 20309
- Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm a
dog.
Sit on the couch and we will talk about it.
But I'm ...Read the whole joke |
253 |
0 |
| 14 |
Doctor and nurse jokes - 20310
- Doctor, Doctor I've a split
personality
Well, you'd better both sit down then!...Read the whole joke |
242 |
0 |
| 15 |
Doctor and nurse jokes - 20311
- Doctor, Doctor I keep
thinking
I'm a nit
Will you get out of my hair!...Read the whole joke |
252 |
0 |
| 16 |
Doctor and nurse jokes - 20312
- Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I'm a
caterpillar
Don't worry you'll soon change!...Read the whole joke |
243 |
0 |
| 17 |
Doctor and nurse jokes - 20313
- Doctor, Doctor you've taken out my
tonsils, my adenoids, my gall bladder, my varicose veins and ...Read the whole joke |
256 |
0 |
| 18 |
Doctor and nurse jokes - 20314
- Doctor, Doctor I've got bad teeth,
foul breath and smelly feet.
Sounds like you've got Foot and...Read the whole joke |
235 |
0 |
| 19 |
Doctor and nurse jokes - 20315
- Doctor, Doctor my
husband smells
like fish
Poor sole!...Read the whole joke |
212 |
0 |
| 20 |
Doctor and nurse jokes - 20316
- Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm a
spider
What a web of lies!...Read the whole joke |
229 |
0 |
| 21 |
Doctor and nurse jokes - 20317
- Doctor, Doctor I'm a
burglar!
Have you taken anything for it?...Read the whole joke |
257 |
0 |
| 22 |
Doctor and nurse jokes - 20318
- Doctor, Doctor my baby is the image
of his father
Never mind just so long as he's healthy!...Read the whole joke |
222 |
0 |
| 23 |
Doctor and nurse jokes - 20319
- Doctor, Doctor I've lost my
memory!
When did this happen?
When did what happen?...Read the whole joke |
276 |
0 |
| 24 |
Doctor and nurse jokes - 20320
- Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a rubber
band
Why don't you stretch yourself out on the couch there an...Read the whole joke |
554 |
0 |
| 25 |
Doctor and nurse jokes - 20321
- Doctor, Doctor everyone thinks I'm a
liar
I can't believe that!...Read the whole joke |
229 |
0 |
