| # |
Title |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
Dead and dying jokes - 19755 - Did you hear about the man
who left
his job at the mortuary?
It was a dead end job....Read the whole joke |
273 |
0 |
| 2 |
Dead and dying jokes - 19756 - Did you hear about the two men who were
cremated at the same time?
It was a dead heat....Read the whole joke |
268 |
0 |
| 3 |
Dead and dying jokes - 19757 - If a man was born in England, raised in
America and died in Spain, what does that make him?
De...Read the whole joke |
265 |
0 |
| 4 |
Dead and dying jokes - 19758 - Doctor, doctor, I feel dead from the
waist down.
I'll arrange for you to be halfburied....Read the whole joke |
268 |
0 |
| 5 |
Dead and dying jokes - 19759 - Waiter, waiter! There's a
dead fly
in my soup.
Oh no! Who's going to look after his family?...Read the whole joke |
295 |
0 |
| 6 |
Dead and dying jokes - 19760 - Why did the monster
take a dead man
for a drive in his car?
Because he was a car-case....Read the whole joke |
229 |
0 |
| 7 |
Dead and dying jokes - 19761 - Teacher: If I had ten flies on my desk,
and I swatted one, how many flies would be left?
Girl: ...Read the whole joke |
264 |
0 |
| 8 |
Dead and dying jokes - 19762 - Did you hear about the do-it-yourself
funeral?
They just loosen the earth and you sink down by...Read the whole joke |
232 |
0 |
| 9 |
Dead and dying jokes - 19763 - Did you
hear about the undertaker
who buried someone in the wrong place and was
sacked for the...Read the whole joke |
275 |
0 |
| 10 |
Dead and dying jokes - 19764 - Why do you want to be buried at sea?
Because my wife says she wants to dance on my grave....Read the whole joke |
307 |
0 |
| 11 |
Dead and dying jokes - 19765 - I was so sorry
to hear you buried
your mother last week.
Well, we had to, you know, she was dea...Read the whole joke |
264 |
0 |
| 12 |
Dead and dying jokes - 19766 - A monster and a zombie went
into
the undertaker's. "I'd like to order a coffin for a friend of
...Read the whole joke |
231 |
0 |
| 13 |
Dead and dying jokes - 19777 - A monster and a zombie went into a
funeral home. 'I'd like to order a coffin for a friend of min...Read the whole joke |
187 |
0 |
| 14 |
Dead and dying jokes - 19787 - What are you doing?
I'm trying to
call Washington!
Oh, haven't you heard? He's dead!...Read the whole joke |
219 |
0 |
| 15 |
Dead and dying jokes - 19786 - Why was George Washington buried at
Mount Vernon ?
Because he was dead !...Read the whole joke |
245 |
0 |
| 16 |
Dead and dying jokes - 19785 - When a knight in armour was killed in
battle, what sign did they put on
his grave ?
Rust in pea...Read the whole joke |
246 |
0 |
| 17 |
Dead and dying jokes - 19784 - Why did the cowboy
die with his
boots on ?
Because he didn't want to stub his toe when he kicke...Read the whole joke |
240 |
0 |
| 18 |
Dead and dying jokes - 19783 - What is posthumous work ?
Something
written by someone after they are dead !...Read the whole joke |
235 |
0 |
| 19 |
Dead and dying jokes - 19782 - What did the little kid do with the
dead
battery?
He buried it....Read the whole joke |
238 |
0 |
| 20 |
Dead and dying jokes - 19781 - What is the last thing you eat before
you die?
You bite the dust....Read the whole joke |
242 |
0 |
| 21 |
Dead and dying jokes - 19780 - I've been e-mailing William
Shakespeare.
William Shakespeare's dead, silly.
No wonder he hasn't ...Read the whole joke |
228 |
0 |
| 22 |
Dead and dying jokes - 19779 - Vampire 1: "I once went so long without
fresh blood that I
nearly died."
Vampire 2: "How awful...Read the whole joke |
217 |
0 |
| 23 |
Dead and dying jokes - 19778 - If a woman is born in Italy, grows up
in
England, goes to America and dies in Baltimore, what is...Read the whole joke |
234 |
0 |
| 24 |
Dead and dying jokes - 19769 - A chemist, a shopkeeper and a teacher
were
sentenced to death by firing squad. The chemist was t...Read the whole joke |
219 |
0 |
| 25 |
Dead and dying jokes - 19771 - A man
is calling on his best friend
to pay a condolence call the day after the
friend's wife h...Read the whole joke |
207 |
2 |