| # |
Title |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
Men jokes - 23431
- Anytime you see a young man open a car door for
his girlfriend, either the car is new or the gir...Read the whole joke |
253 |
0 |
| 2 |
Men jokes - 23430
- Q: What do you call a man who marries an old, ugly
and
poor woman?
A: Desperate!...Read the whole joke |
254 |
0 |
| 3 |
Men jokes - 23429
- This man says to his friend," I stopped
driving 10 years ago. Now my wife drives and I just sit ...Read the whole joke |
269 |
0 |
| 4 |
Men jokes - 23428
- A neighbor of
mine was bit by a stray rabid
dog. I went to see how he was and found him
writin...Read the whole joke |
262 |
0 |
| 5 |
Men jokes - 23427
- Brian was dating
Lorraine and they were very
close. While they were dating he met another
woma...Read the whole joke |
290 |
0 |
| 6 |
Men jokes - 23426
- Q: How many Real Men does it take to change a
light bulb?
A: None. Real Men aren't afraid of t...Read the whole joke |
277 |
0 |
| 7 |
Men jokes - 23425
- Q: Men will brag that
there are women waiting
by the phone at this very moment for their call.
...Read the whole joke |
234 |
0 |
| 8 |
Men jokes - 23424
- What is the difference between men and
pigs?
Pigs don't turn into men when they drink....Read the whole joke |
291 |
0 |
| 9 |
Men jokes - 23423
- Question: If a man speaks in the
forest and
there is no woman around to hear him, is he still
...Read the whole joke |
264 |
0 |
| 10 |
Men jokes - 23422
- Question: How many men does it take to mop the
floor?
Answer: None, it's a women's job....Read the whole joke |
262 |
0 |
| 11 |
Men jokes - 23421
- Men are like plungers.
They spend most of their
lives in a hardware store or the
bathroom...Read the whole joke |
268 |
0 |
| 12 |
Men jokes - 23420
- Men are like horoscopes.
They always tell you
what to do and are usually wrong....Read the whole joke |
267 |
0 |
| 13 |
Men jokes - 23419
- Men are like department
stores.
Their
clothes should always be half off....Read the whole joke |
260 |
0 |
| 14 |
Men jokes - 23418
- Men are
like plastic wrap.
Cheap. Clingy.
And very easy to see through....Read the whole joke |
271 |
0 |
| 15 |
Men jokes - 23417
- Men are like old
car tires.
Balding, full
of hot air, and it never hurts to have a spare....Read the whole joke |
231 |
0 |
| 16 |
Men jokes - 23416
- Men are like pillows.
Eventually, even the best
ones get soft and lumpy....Read the whole joke |
258 |
0 |
| 17 |
Men jokes - 23415
- Men are like
soap operas.
They're fun to
watch, but don't believe everything you hear....Read the whole joke |
278 |
0 |
| 18 |
Men jokes - 23414
- Men
are like road kill.
They usually just
lie around until they start to smell....Read the whole joke |
265 |
0 |
| 19 |
Men jokes - 23413
- Men are like vacuum
cleaners.
They're not
much fun, but at least you get to push them around....Read the whole joke |
242 |
0 |
| 20 |
Men jokes - 23399
- Men are like fine wine. They all
start out
like grapes, and it's a woman's job to stomp on them ...Read the whole joke |
265 |
0 |
| 21 |
Men jokes - 23397
- A man parked his car at the supermarket and was
walking
past an empty cart when he heard a woman...Read the whole joke |
246 |
0 |
| 22 |
Men jokes - 23398
- QUESTION: Why are lifesavers better than men?
ANSWER: They come in five flavors....Read the whole joke |
310 |
0 |
| 23 |
Men jokes - 23396
- What a woman says: "This place is a mess C'mon,
you and I need to clean up.
Your stuff is ly...Read the whole joke |
275 |
0 |
| 24 |
Men jokes - 23400
- One Saturday afternoon, a man was sitting in his
lawn
chair drinking beer and watching his wife ...Read the whole joke |
197 |
0 |
| 25 |
Men jokes - 23401
- Wanting to lose weight, a woman placed a picture
of a shapely, pinup model in her refrigerator t...Read the whole joke |
281 |
0 |
