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Title |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
Mental health jokes - 23462
- How many psychologists does it
take
to change a light bulb? Just one, but it takes nine visits....Read the whole joke |
267 |
0 |
| 2 |
Mental health jokes - 23463
- How many psychiatrists does it take to
change a light bulb? "How long have you been having this ...Read the whole joke |
243 |
0 |
| 3 |
Mental health jokes - 23464
- How many psychiatrists does it take to
change a light bulb? "Why does
the light bulb necessarily...Read the whole joke |
251 |
0 |
| 4 |
Mental health jokes - 23465
- How many psychiatrists
does it take
to change a light bulb? One, but he must consult the
DSM-I...Read the whole joke |
237 |
0 |
| 5 |
Mental health jokes - 23466
- How many psychoanalysts does it take to
change a light bulb?
"How many do you think it takes?"...Read the whole joke |
211 |
0 |
| 6 |
Mental health jokes - 23467
- What do Psychologists say to each
other when they meet?"
"You're fine, how am I? "...Read the whole joke |
264 |
0 |
| 7 |
Mental health jokes - 23468
- The head doctors in an insane asylum had
a meeting and decided that one of their patients was po...Read the whole joke |
358 |
0 |
| 8 |
Mental health jokes - 23469
- When they arrived at the therapist's
office, the
therapist jumped right in and opened the floor ...Read the whole joke |
214 |
0 |
| 9 |
Mental health jokes - 23470
- Patient: I'm really depressed.
Therapist: I see. Yes. You are depressed.
Patient: Nothing is g...Read the whole joke |
222 |
0 |
| 10 |
Mental health jokes - 23471
- One out of every four people is
suffering from some
form of mental illness.
Check three friend...Read the whole joke |
222 |
0 |
| 11 |
Mental health jokes - 23472
- "Great news,
Mr. Oscarson," the
psychiatrist reported. "After eighteen months of
therapy, I ca...Read the whole joke |
224 |
0 |
| 12 |
Mental health jokes - 23473
- Patient: Doctor, I get the feeling that
people don't give a hoot about anything I say.
Psychia...Read the whole joke |
204 |
0 |
| 13 |
Mental health jokes - 23474
- Three patients at a psychiatric clinic
are up for
release. The shrink informs them that they wil...Read the whole joke |
243 |
0 |
| 14 |
Mental health jokes - 23475
- How many
Borderline P.D. does to
take to change a lightbulb?
Just one. To threaten suicide if y...Read the whole joke |
229 |
0 |
| 15 |
Mental health jokes - 23476
- How many Obsessive-Compulsive P.D. does
to take to change a lightbulb?
Just one. But he has to ch...Read the whole joke |
210 |
0 |
| 16 |
Mental health jokes - 23477
- How
many Passive Aggressive P.D.
does to take to change a lightbulb?
Oops.I can't believe I bro...Read the whole joke |
208 |
0 |
| 17 |
Mental health jokes - 23498
- Fred: "Why are you so upset?"
Harry:
"My wife introduced me to her psychiatrist this morning."
...Read the whole joke |
231 |
0 |
| 18 |
Mental health jokes - 23492
- The
psychology instructor had just
finished a lecture on mental health and
was giving an oral ...Read the whole joke |
211 |
0 |
| 19 |
Mental health jokes - 23493
- A guy had been feeling down for so long
that he finally decided to seek the aid of a
psychiatr...Read the whole joke |
235 |
0 |
| 20 |
Mental health jokes - 23494
- Why did the witch go to the
psychiatrist?
Because she thought everybody loved her....Read the whole joke |
240 |
0 |
| 21 |
Mental health jokes - 23495
- Psychiatrist: Well, what's
your
problem?
Patient: I prefer brown shoes to black
shoes.
Psyc...Read the whole joke |
256 |
0 |
| 22 |
Mental health jokes - 23496
- What
happens if you tell a
psychiatrist you are schizophrenic?
He charges you double....Read the whole joke |
266 |
0 |
| 23 |
Mental health jokes - 23497
- "The trouble is," said the entertainer
to
the psychiatrist, "that I can't sing, I can't dance, I...Read the whole joke |
261 |
0 |
| 24 |
Mental health jokes - 23503
- What do you know when you see three
rabbits walking down the street wearing tuxedos and top hats...Read the whole joke |
285 |
0 |
| 25 |
Mental health jokes - 23502
- Doctor ! Doctor ! I think I'm
going
crazy. I have a carrot growing out of my ear.
Amazing ! so ...Read the whole joke |
248 |
0 |
