| # |
Title |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
Mental health jokes - 23469
- When they arrived at the therapist's
office, the
therapist jumped right in and opened the floor ...Read the whole joke |
215 |
0 |
| 2 |
Mental health jokes - 23468
- The head doctors in an insane asylum had
a meeting and decided that one of their patients was po...Read the whole joke |
359 |
0 |
| 3 |
Mental health jokes - 23467
- What do Psychologists say to each
other when they meet?"
"You're fine, how am I? "...Read the whole joke |
265 |
0 |
| 4 |
Mental health jokes - 23466
- How many psychoanalysts does it take to
change a light bulb?
"How many do you think it takes?"...Read the whole joke |
212 |
0 |
| 5 |
Mental health jokes - 23465
- How many psychiatrists
does it take
to change a light bulb? One, but he must consult the
DSM-I...Read the whole joke |
238 |
0 |
| 6 |
Mental health jokes - 23464
- How many psychiatrists does it take to
change a light bulb? "Why does
the light bulb necessarily...Read the whole joke |
252 |
0 |
| 7 |
Mental health jokes - 23463
- How many psychiatrists does it take to
change a light bulb? "How long have you been having this ...Read the whole joke |
244 |
0 |
| 8 |
Mental health jokes - 23462
- How many psychologists does it
take
to change a light bulb? Just one, but it takes nine visits....Read the whole joke |
268 |
0 |
| 9 |
Mental health jokes - 23461
- How many
psychologists does it take
to change a light bulb? Just one, but the
light bulb reall...Read the whole joke |
252 |
0 |
| 10 |
Mental health jokes - 23460
- How many psychologists does
it take
to change a light bulb?
None. The light bulb will change it...Read the whole joke |
370 |
0 |
| 11 |
Mental health jokes - 23459
- Doctor, Doctor,
I think I'm a
bridge.
What's come over you?
Oh, two cars, a large truck and ...Read the whole joke |
354 |
0 |
| 12 |
Mental health jokes - 23458
- Patient: Doctor, you must help me. I'm
under such a lot of stress, I keep losing my temper with ...Read the whole joke |
222 |
0 |
| 13 |
Mental health jokes - 23457
- Doctor, I have a ringing in my
ears.
Don't answer!...Read the whole joke |
251 |
0 |
| 14 |
Mental health jokes - 23456
- Doctor, doctor, I've only got 59
seconds
to live.
Wait a minute please....Read the whole joke |
247 |
0 |
| 15 |
Mental health jokes - 23455
- Doctor, doctor, I feel like a small
bucket.
You do look a little pail....Read the whole joke |
353 |
0 |
| 16 |
Mental health jokes - 23454
- Doctor, doctor, I feel so short!
No
problem. Hop up on the couch....Read the whole joke |
251 |
0 |
| 17 |
Mental health jokes - 23453
- Doctor, doctor, I can't concentrate,
one minute I'm ok, and the next minute, I'm blank!
And how...Read the whole joke |
283 |
0 |
| 18 |
Mental health jokes - 23452
- Doctor, doctor, I keep
trying to get
into fights.
And how long have you had this complaint?
Wh...Read the whole joke |
271 |
0 |
| 19 |
Mental health jokes - 23451
- Doctor, doctor, I'm
manic-depressive.
Calm down. Cheer up. Clam down. Cheer up. Calm...Read the whole joke |
249 |
0 |
| 20 |
Mental health jokes - 23437
- A psychologist returned from a confrence
in Aspen lodge, where all
the psychologists were permit...Read the whole joke |
248 |
0 |
| 21 |
Mental health jokes - 23436
- Why is psychoanalysis
a lot quicker
for a man then for a women?
Because when it's time to go ba...Read the whole joke |
274 |
0 |
| 22 |
Mental health jokes - 23435
- A guy goes in to see a psychologist. He
says, "It seems I can't
make any friends. Can you help m...Read the whole joke |
273 |
0 |
| 23 |
Mental health jokes - 23434
- Psychiatrist to his nurse:
"Just say
we're very busy. Don't keep saying 'It's a
madhouse.'"...Read the whole joke |
246 |
0 |
| 24 |
Mental health jokes - 23433
- What's the difference between a
psychologist and a magician?
A psychologist pulls habits out of...Read the whole joke |
265 |
0 |
| 25 |
Mental health jokes - 16716
- A young woman
took her troubles to a
psychiatrist. "Doctor, you must help me," she
pleaded. "I...Read the whole joke |
306 |
0 |
