| # |
Title |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
Mental health jokes - 23433
- What's the difference between a
psychologist and a magician?
A psychologist pulls habits out of...Read the whole joke |
263 |
0 |
| 2 |
Mental health jokes - 23434
- Psychiatrist to his nurse:
"Just say
we're very busy. Don't keep saying 'It's a
madhouse.'"...Read the whole joke |
245 |
0 |
| 3 |
Mental health jokes - 23435
- A guy goes in to see a psychologist. He
says, "It seems I can't
make any friends. Can you help m...Read the whole joke |
272 |
0 |
| 4 |
Mental health jokes - 23436
- Why is psychoanalysis
a lot quicker
for a man then for a women?
Because when it's time to go ba...Read the whole joke |
273 |
0 |
| 5 |
Mental health jokes - 23437
- A psychologist returned from a confrence
in Aspen lodge, where all
the psychologists were permit...Read the whole joke |
246 |
0 |
| 6 |
Mental health jokes - 23439
- Patient: Doctor, my
wife thinks I'm
crazy because I like sausages.
Psychiatrist: Nonsense! I l...Read the whole joke |
292 |
0 |
| 7 |
Mental health jokes - 23440
- When the new patient was settled
comfortably on the couch,
the physiatrist began his therapy ses...Read the whole joke |
337 |
0 |
| 8 |
Mental health jokes - 23441
- In a psychiatrist's waiting room two
patients are having a conversation. One says to the other, ...Read the whole joke |
241 |
0 |
| 9 |
Mental health jokes - 23442
- A man who thinks he's George Washington
has been seeing a
psychiatrist. He finishes up one sessi...Read the whole joke |
238 |
0 |
| 10 |
Mental health jokes - 23444
- One behaviorist to another after
lovemaking:
"Darling, that was wonderful for you. How was it ...Read the whole joke |
229 |
0 |
| 11 |
Mental health jokes - 23445
- How do
you tell the difference
between the staff and the inmates at a
psychiatric hospital?
...Read the whole joke |
265 |
0 |
| 12 |
Mental health jokes - 23438
- Two psychologists meet at their
twentieth college reunion. One of them looks like he just gradua...Read the whole joke |
240 |
0 |
| 13 |
Mental health jokes - 23446
- Doctor, doctor, people tell me I'm a
wheelbarrow.
Don't let people push you around....Read the whole joke |
238 |
0 |
| 14 |
Mental health jokes - 23447
- Doctor, doctor, nobody understands
me.
What do you mean by that?...Read the whole joke |
239 |
0 |
| 15 |
Mental health jokes - 23448
- Doctor, doctor, No one believes a word I
say.
Tell me the truth now, what's your REAL problem?...Read the whole joke |
268 |
0 |
| 16 |
Mental health jokes - 23449
- Doctor, doctor,
people keep telling
me I'm ugly!
Lay on the couch, face down....Read the whole joke |
238 |
0 |
| 17 |
Military jokes - 23557
- A warrant officer was crossing a road one-day
when a frog called
out to him and said, "If you ki...Read the whole joke |
322 |
0 |
| 18 |
Military jokes - 23558
- A
trooper asks a sergeant:
- Is it
true that man descended from a monkey?
- Yes, troopers ...Read the whole joke |
267 |
0 |
| 19 |
Military jokes - 23559
- A Maintenance
Battalion in Germany had
just received a brand new Executive Officer, an
Armor M...Read the whole joke |
231 |
0 |
| 20 |
Military jokes - 23560
- I was an Air Force ICBM launch control
officer in South Dakota. Two officers pulled 24-hour aler...Read the whole joke |
249 |
0 |
| 21 |
Military jokes - 23561
- A recruit examines the food served to him
in the batallion dining room.
- Do I have any choic...Read the whole joke |
257 |
0 |
| 22 |
Military jokes - 23562
- This is the difference between
a lousy
Golfer and a lousy Parachutist.
The lousy Golfer goes...Read the whole joke |
284 |
0 |
| 23 |
Military jokes - 23568
- Q. "Why do the commodes in
Marine
barracks have the cut-out type seats?"
A. "So that if the se...Read the whole joke |
251 |
0 |
| 24 |
Military jokes - 23567
- Q. "Why does the Navy put
Marines on
board ships?"
A. "Because sheep would be too obvious"...Read the whole joke |
266 |
0 |
| 25 |
Military jokes - 23566
- Q: "What has
an IQ of 42?"
A: "40
Marines plus their lieutenant"...Read the whole joke |
308 |
0 |
