| # |
Title |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
Military jokes - 23547
- We have women
in the military, but they
don't put us in the front lines. They don't
know if we...Read the whole joke |
287 |
0 |
| 2 |
Military jokes - 23548
- Seems there was a
young soldier, who,
just before battle, told his sergeant that he didn't
hav...Read the whole joke |
216 |
0 |
| 3 |
Military jokes - 23549
- - How many Iraqis does it take to launch a
Scud missile?
- Two. One to launch it, one to watch ...Read the whole joke |
275 |
0 |
| 4 |
Military jokes - 23550
- - How many Russians does it take to screw in
a light bulb?
- That is a military secret. If I to...Read the whole joke |
303 |
0 |
| 5 |
Military jokes - 23551
- -
How many survivors of nuclear war does
it take to screw in a light bulb?
- None. People that ...Read the whole joke |
286 |
0 |
| 6 |
Military jokes - 23552
- Paddy 'n'
Mick join the army, and are
put on street patrol in a city with a
military curfew. T...Read the whole joke |
234 |
0 |
| 7 |
Military jokes - 23553
- A soldier at the Pentagon got out of the
shower, and
realized that his clothes were missing. And...Read the whole joke |
250 |
0 |
| 8 |
Military jokes - 23554
- At Parris Island, a sergeant was teaching a
private to
throw a grenade at a pracitice training c...Read the whole joke |
253 |
0 |
| 9 |
Military jokes - 23555
- - What do you think about the coming battle,
General?
- God knows it will be lost.
- Then ...Read the whole joke |
266 |
0 |
| 10 |
Military jokes - 23556
- A patrol of allied soldiers were in a
ruined city during World War Two. They are bragging and jo...Read the whole joke |
219 |
0 |
| 11 |
Military jokes - 23557
- A warrant officer was crossing a road one-day
when a frog called
out to him and said, "If you ki...Read the whole joke |
323 |
0 |
| 12 |
Military jokes - 23558
- A
trooper asks a sergeant:
- Is it
true that man descended from a monkey?
- Yes, troopers ...Read the whole joke |
268 |
0 |
| 13 |
Military jokes - 23559
- A Maintenance
Battalion in Germany had
just received a brand new Executive Officer, an
Armor M...Read the whole joke |
232 |
0 |
| 14 |
Military jokes - 23560
- I was an Air Force ICBM launch control
officer in South Dakota. Two officers pulled 24-hour aler...Read the whole joke |
250 |
0 |
| 15 |
Military jokes - 23561
- A recruit examines the food served to him
in the batallion dining room.
- Do I have any choic...Read the whole joke |
259 |
0 |
| 16 |
Military jokes - 23562
- This is the difference between
a lousy
Golfer and a lousy Parachutist.
The lousy Golfer goes...Read the whole joke |
285 |
0 |
| 17 |
Military jokes - 23563
- Father Murphy walked
into a pub and said
to the first Marine he met, "Do you want to go to
hea...Read the whole joke |
253 |
0 |
| 18 |
Military jokes - 23564
- A
soldier keeps a mug upside down and
tells the sergeant:
- I can't drink from this mug. It h...Read the whole joke |
316 |
0 |
| 19 |
Military jokes - 23565
- A general calls a colonel:
- Do you
have a couple of smart majors?
- Yes I do.
- Send the...Read the whole joke |
337 |
0 |
| 20 |
Military jokes - 23566
- Q: "What has
an IQ of 42?"
A: "40
Marines plus their lieutenant"...Read the whole joke |
309 |
0 |
| 21 |
Military jokes - 23567
- Q. "Why does the Navy put
Marines on
board ships?"
A. "Because sheep would be too obvious"...Read the whole joke |
267 |
0 |
| 22 |
Military jokes - 23568
- Q. "Why do the commodes in
Marine
barracks have the cut-out type seats?"
A. "So that if the se...Read the whole joke |
252 |
0 |
| 23 |
Military jokes - 23580
- A draftee went in for his physical wearing a
truss and with a little convincing acting got his p...Read the whole joke |
301 |
0 |
| 24 |
Military jokes - 23581
- Colin
Powell, once USA's highest ranking
military officer, (now Secretary of
State), loves to ...Read the whole joke |
270 |
0 |
| 25 |
Military jokes - 23582
- Soldier Ivanov was ordered to peel a
barrel of potatos.
- In this day and age, the army shoul...Read the whole joke |
265 |
0 |
