| # |
Title |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
Monster jokes - 23699 - Little monster: Mom, I've finished. Can I
leave the table?
Mommy monster: Yes, I'll save it fo...Read the whole joke |
250 |
0 |
| 2 |
Monster jokes - 23700 - First monster: I
have a hunch.
Second
monster: I thought you were a funny shape....Read the whole joke |
222 |
0 |
| 3 |
Monster jokes - 23701 - Did you hear the
joke about the two
monsters who crashed?
They fell off a cliff, boom, boom....Read the whole joke |
262 |
0 |
| 4 |
Monster jokes - 23702 - How do you address a monster?
Very
politely....Read the whole joke |
272 |
0 |
| 5 |
Monster jokes - 23703 - Did you hear about the monster who had twelve
arms and
no legs? He was all fingers and thumbs....Read the whole joke |
250 |
0 |
| 6 |
Monster jokes - 23704 - HWhy did the monster lie on his back?
To
trip up low-flying aircraft....Read the whole joke |
238 |
0 |
| 7 |
Monster jokes - 23705 - What do you get if you cross a plum
with a
man eating monster?
A purple people eater....Read the whole joke |
297 |
0 |
| 8 |
Monster jokes - 23706 - Where is the monster's temple?
On the
side of his head....Read the whole joke |
267 |
0 |
| 9 |
Monster jokes - 23707 - How do you communicate with the Loch Ness
Monster at 20,000 fathoms?
Drop him a line....Read the whole joke |
258 |
0 |
| 10 |
Monster jokes - 23708 - What should you call a polite, friendly, kind,
good
looking monster?
A failure....Read the whole joke |
261 |
0 |
| 11 |
Monster jokes - 23709 - Boy: Did you know you can get fur from a three
headed mountain monster?
Girl: Really? What kin...Read the whole joke |
251 |
0 |
| 12 |
Monster jokes - 23710 - How can you tell if a monster has a
glass
eye?
Because it comes out in conversation...Read the whole joke |
279 |
0 |
| 13 |
Monster jokes - 23711 - What makes an ideal present for
a monster?
Five pairs of gloves one for each hand....Read the whole joke |
255 |
0 |
| 14 |
Monster jokes - 23712 - Did you hear about the
monster who lost
all his hair in the war?
He lost it in a hair raid....Read the whole joke |
251 |
0 |
| 15 |
Monster jokes - 23713 - What did the big, hairy monster do when he
lost a hand?
He went to the second-hand shop....Read the whole joke |
271 |
0 |
| 16 |
Monster jokes - 23714 - Did you hear about the monster who had an
extra pair of hands? Where did he keep them?
In a ha...Read the whole joke |
226 |
0 |
| 17 |
Monster jokes - 23715 - Why was the monster standing on his head?
He was turning things over in his mind....Read the whole joke |
252 |
0 |
| 18 |
Monster jokes - 23716 - What do you get if you cross
a tall green
monster with a fountain pen?
The Ink-credible Hulk....Read the whole joke |
263 |
0 |
| 19 |
Monster jokes - 23717 - Did you hear about the Irish monster who went
to night school to learn to read in the dark?...Read the whole joke |
265 |
0 |
| 20 |
Monster jokes - 23718 - Why did the monster
take his nose apart?
To see what made it run....Read the whole joke |
255 |
0 |
| 21 |
Monster jokes - 23719 - What happened when the monster stole a bottle
of perfume?
He was convicted of fragrancy....Read the whole joke |
277 |
0 |
| 22 |
Monster jokes - 23720 - On her annual visit to another planet,
an
old lady turns to the cabin steward and says. "I hope ...Read the whole joke |
258 |
0 |
| 23 |
Monster jokes - 23721 - Mr Monster:
Oi, hurry up with my supper.
Mrs Monster: Oh, do be quiet I've only got three pair...Read the whole joke |
242 |
0 |
| 24 |
Monster jokes - 23722 - What's big, heavy, furry, dangerous and has
sixteen wheels?
A monster on roller-skates....Read the whole joke |
237 |
0 |
| 25 |
Monster jokes - 23723 - What should you do if a monster runs
through your front door?
Run through the back door....Read the whole joke |
258 |
0 |