| # |
Title |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
Mouse jokes - 23819
- What squeaks as it solves crimes ?
Miami
mice !...Read the whole joke |
254 |
0 |
| 2 |
Mouse jokes - 23820
- What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the
freezer ?
Mice cubes !...Read the whole joke |
224 |
0 |
| 3 |
Mouse jokes - 23821
- What is a mouse's favorite record ?
'Please cheese me' !...Read the whole joke |
242 |
0 |
| 4 |
Mouse jokes - 23822
- What have 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and
can't see ?
Three blind mice !...Read the whole joke |
232 |
0 |
| 5 |
Mouse jokes - 23823
- What is small, furry and smells like bacon ?
A hamster !...Read the whole joke |
273 |
0 |
| 6 |
Mouse jokes - 23824
- Is there a mouse in the house ?
No, but
there's a moose on the loose !...Read the whole joke |
231 |
0 |
| 7 |
Mouse jokes - 23825
- When should a mouse carry an
umbrella ?
When it's raining cats and dogs !...Read the whole joke |
219 |
0 |
| 8 |
Mouse jokes - 23826
- What are crisp, like milk and go
'eek, eek,
eek' when you eat them ?
Mice Krispies !...Read the whole joke |
231 |
0 |
| 9 |
Mouse jokes - 23827
- What is small, furry and brilliant at sword
fights ?
A mouseketeer !...Read the whole joke |
249 |
0 |
| 10 |
Mouse jokes - 23828
- What do you get if you try to cross a mouse with
a skunk ?
Dirty looks from the mouse !...Read the whole joke |
217 |
0 |
| 11 |
Mouse jokes - 23829
- What's the definition of a narrow
squeak ?
A thin mouse !...Read the whole joke |
238 |
0 |
| 12 |
Mouse jokes - 23830
- What goes eek, eek, bang?
A mouse in a
minefield !...Read the whole joke |
219 |
0 |
| 13 |
Mouse jokes - 23831
- What's gray, squeaky and hangs around in
caves ?
Stalagmice !...Read the whole joke |
246 |
0 |
| 14 |
Mouse jokes - 23832
- What mouse was a Roman emperor ?
Julius
Cheeser !...Read the whole joke |
228 |
0 |
| 15 |
Mouse jokes - 23833
- Who is king of all the mice ?
Mouse Tse Tung
!...Read the whole joke |
217 |
0 |
| 16 |
Mouse jokes - 23834
- What do angry rodents send each other at
Christmas
time ?
Cross mouse cards !...Read the whole joke |
232 |
0 |
| 17 |
Mouse jokes - 23835
- What's the hardest part of milking a mouse ?
Getting it to fit over a bucket !...Read the whole joke |
210 |
0 |
| 18 |
Mouse jokes - 23836
- Hickory hickory dock.
The mouse ran up the
clock
The clock struck one
But the rest got away wit...Read the whole joke |
272 |
0 |
| 19 |
Mouse jokes - 23837
- What's gray and furry on
the inside and
white on the outside ?
A mouse sandwich !...Read the whole joke |
217 |
0 |
| 20 |
Mouse jokes - 23838
- How do mice celebrate when they move home ?
With a mouse warming party !...Read the whole joke |
231 |
0 |
| 21 |
Mouse jokes - 23839
- What is a mouse's favourite game ?
Hide and
squeak !...Read the whole joke |
227 |
0 |
| 22 |
Mouse jokes - 23840
- Why did the mouse eat a candle ?
For some
light refreshment!...Read the whole joke |
233 |
0 |
| 23 |
Mouse jokes - 23841
- What goes dot, dot, dash, squeak ?
Mouse
code !...Read the whole joke |
236 |
0 |
| 24 |
Mouse jokes - 23842
- What do you get if cross a mouse woth a packet
of
washing up powder ?
Bubble and squeak !...Read the whole joke |
219 |
0 |
| 25 |
Mouse jokes - 23843
- What's a mouse's favourite record ?
Please
cheese me !...Read the whole joke |
215 |
0 |
