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1	Music jokes - 23908 - Q: What is the range of a tuba? A: Twenty yards if you've got a good arm....Read the whole joke	220
2	Music jokes - 23909 - Tuba Player: Did you hear my last recital? Friend: I hope so....Read the whole joke	225
3	Music jokes - 23910 - Q: How do you fix a broken tuba? A: With a "tuba glue."...Read the whole joke	196
4	Music jokes - 23911 - Q: What is the best recording of the Walton viola concerto? A: Music Minus One....Read the whole joke	252
5	Music jokes - 23912 - Q: What is the difference between a viola and a trampoline? A: You take off your shoes before y...Read the whole joke	213
6	Music jokes - 23913 - Q: What is the difference between the first and last desk of a viola section? A: Half a measure...Read the whole joke	231
7	Music jokes - 23914 - Conductor: Again from measure 5, if you please. Voice from viola section: But Maestro, we have no...Read the whole joke	223
8	Music jokes - 23915 - Q: What do you call a person who plays the viola? A: A violator....Read the whole joke	240
9	Music jokes - 23916 - Q: Why are violas so large? A: It is an optical illusion. It's not that the violas are large, jus...Read the whole joke	209
10	Music jokes - 23917 - Q: What do you call the folks who hang around the musicians at conservatories? A: Violists....Read the whole joke	215
11	Music jokes - 23918 - Q: What is the difference between a dog and a viola? A: The dog knows when to stop scratching....Read the whole joke	247
12	Music jokes - 23919 - Q: Why can't you hear a viola on a digital recording? A: Recording technology has reached such ...Read the whole joke	237
13	Music jokes - 23920 - Q: What is the definition of a major seventh? A: A violist playing octaves....Read the whole joke	244
14	Music jokes - 23921 - Q: How is lightning like a violist's fingers? A: Neither one strikes in the same place twice....Read the whole joke	250
15	Music jokes - 23922 - Q: Which positions does a violist use? A: First, third, and emergency....Read the whole joke	223
16	Music jokes - 23923 - Q: Why are orchestra intermissions only twenty minutes long? A: So the violists don't need to b...Read the whole joke	225
17	Music jokes - 23924 - Q: When a 16-inch viola and a 17-inch viola are dropped simultaneously from a 30-story buildin...Read the whole joke	220
18	Music jokes - 23925 - Q: How do you get a viola section to play spiccato? A: Write a whole note with "solo" above it....Read the whole joke	216
19	Music jokes - 23926 - A violist and a cellist were standing on a sinking ship together. "Help!" cried the cellist, ...Read the whole joke	216
20	Music jokes - 23927 - A violist comes home late at night to discover fire trucks, police cars, and a smoking crater ...Read the whole joke	219
21	Music jokes - 23928 - Q: How can you tell if a violin is out of tune? A: The bow is moving....Read the whole joke	225
22	Music jokes - 23929 - Q: How do you make a violin sound like a viola? A: Sit in the back and don't play....Read the whole joke	207
23	Music jokes - 23930 - Q: How do you make a violin sound like a viola? A: Play in the low register with a lot of wrong...Read the whole joke	210
24	Music jokes - 23931 - Q: What is the difference between a violin and a viola? A: A viola burns longer....Read the whole joke	231
25	Music jokes - 23932 - Q: Why does a viola burn longer than a violin? A: It is usually still in the case....Read the whole joke	226

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