| # |
Title |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
Marriage jokes - 23294
- The groom, upon his engagement, went to his
father and said, "I've
found a woman just like moth...Read the whole joke |
225 |
0 |
| 2 |
Marriage jokes - 23293
- Adam and Eve had an ideal marriage. He
didn't have to hear about all the men she could have marr...Read the whole joke |
225 |
0 |
| 3 |
Marriage jokes - 23292
- John: "I'm a man of few words."
Bill:
"I'm married, too."...Read the whole joke |
249 |
0 |
| 4 |
Marriage jokes - 23291
- Q:
What do you call two spiders who just
got married?
A: Newlywebs....Read the whole joke |
223 |
0 |
| 5 |
Marriage jokes - 23290
- Both of my marriages have been
disappointing. My first wife left me and my second one didn't.mar...Read the whole joke |
235 |
0 |
| 6 |
Marriage jokes - 23289
- BARTENDER: I think you've had enough,
sir.
DRUNK: I just lost my wife, buddy!
BARTENDER: Well, i...Read the whole joke |
265 |
0 |
| 7 |
Marriage jokes - 23288
- Before we got married,
I caught her in my
arms.
Now I catch her in my pockets....Read the whole joke |
261 |
0 |
| 8 |
Marriage jokes - 23287
- Q: How is a
marriage like a hot
bath?
A: Once you get used to it, it's not so hot....Read the whole joke |
287 |
0 |
| 9 |
Marriage jokes - 23286
- Q: How do you know when you're at a
hillbilly
wedding?
A: Everyone is sitting on the same side ...Read the whole joke |
286 |
0 |
| 10 |
Marriage jokes - 23285
- Where did the burgers go after
their
wedding?
On a bun-eymoon!...Read the whole joke |
274 |
0.5 |
| 11 |
Marriage jokes - 23284
- Hey, you just shot my wife.
I'm so sorry,
have a shot at mine !...Read the whole joke |
228 |
0.5 |
| 12 |
Marriage jokes - 23283
- She was two thirds married once.
What do
you mean ?
Well, she turned up, the Minster turned up, ...Read the whole joke |
263 |
0 |
| 13 |
Marriage jokes - 23282
- Why was the broom late ?
It over swept
!...Read the whole joke |
311 |
0 |
| 14 |
Marriage jokes - 23281
- Why did the 280-pound girl
marry the
400-pound man?
She wanted a big wedding....Read the whole joke |
294 |
0 |
| 15 |
Marriage jokes - 23280
- Why is a bride always out of luck on her
wedding day?
Because she never marries the best man....Read the whole joke |
248 |
0 |
| 16 |
Marriage jokes - 23279
- Marriage is a three-ring circus:
Engagement ring...
Wedding ring...
Suffering!!!...Read the whole joke |
249 |
0 |
| 17 |
Marriage jokes - 23278
- Young
Actor: Dad, guess what? I've just
got my first part in a play. I play
the part of a man ...Read the whole joke |
239 |
0 |
| 18 |
Marriage jokes - 23277
- A woman was in court
charged with wounding her
husband. "But why did you stab him over a hundred...Read the whole joke |
232 |
0 |
| 19 |
Marriage jokes - 23257
- A woman entered the hospital to deliver
her 15th child. "Congratulations,"
said the nurse, "bu...Read the whole joke |
247 |
0 |
| 20 |
Marriage jokes - 23254
- An English professor wrote the words, "woman
without her man is a savage"
on the blackboard an...Read the whole joke |
295 |
0 |
| 21 |
Marriage jokes - 23255
- How do you
turn a Fox into a Pit
Bull?
Marry her !...Read the whole joke |
279 |
0 |
| 22 |
Marriage jokes - 23256
- "I was in a very generous mood today," a
woman says to
her friend.
"I gave a poor beggar $25."
...Read the whole joke |
267 |
0 |
| 23 |
Marriage jokes - 23259
- "Will the father be present during the
birth?"
asked the obstetrician.
"Nah," replied the
mo...Read the whole joke |
254 |
0 |
| 24 |
Marriage jokes - 23260
- A family was having dinner on
Mother's
Day. For some reason
the mother was unusually quiet. Fin...Read the whole joke |
242 |
2.5 |
| 25 |
Marriage jokes - 23253
- A couple came upon a wishing
well. The
husband leaned over, made a wish
and threw in a penny. ...Read the whole joke |
256 |
0 |
