| # |
Title |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
Zodiac jokes - 26079
- Q: How many Capricorns does it take to change a
lightbulb? A:
None. Capricorns can't afford new ...Read the whole joke |
519 |
0 |
| 2 |
Zodiac jokes - 26078
- Q: How many Cancerians does it take to change a
lightbulb? A: None: A Cancerian would worry hers...Read the whole joke |
561 |
0 |
| 3 |
Zodiac jokes - 26077
- Q: How many Cancerians does
it take to
change a lightbulb? A: Just one, and they'll use a
non-...Read the whole joke |
510 |
0 |
| 4 |
Zodiac jokes - 26076
- Q: How many Cancerians does it take
to
change a lightbulb? A: Just one. But it takes a therapist...Read the whole joke |
575 |
0 |
| 5 |
Zodiac jokes - 26075
- Q: How many Aquarians does it take to change a
lightbulb? A: Like, why don't you just get out of...Read the whole joke |
3079 |
0 |
| 6 |
Zodiac jokes - 26085
- Q: How many Leos does it take to change a
lightbulb? A: None: A Leo would order somebody else to...Read the whole joke |
515 |
0 |
| 7 |
Zodiac jokes - 16874
- Q: How many Arians does it take to change a
lightbulb? A: Just the one. You want to make somethi...Read the whole joke |
560 |
2.5 |
| 8 |
Zodiac jokes - 16876
- Q: How many Arians does it take to change a
lightbulb? A: Only one Arian, but an awful lot of li...Read the whole joke |
608 |
0 |
| 9 |
Zodiac jokes - 16877
- Q: How many Aquarians does it take to change a
lightbulb? A: Well, you
have to remember that eve...Read the whole joke |
559 |
0 |
| 10 |
Zodiac jokes - 16878
- Q: How many Aquarians
does it take to change
a lightbulb? A: A hundred, but they'll all be
com...Read the whole joke |
565 |
0 |
| 11 |
Zoo
jokes - 26305
- Starting his new job at the zoo, the eager young
zoo keeper
asked the Head keeper what he should...Read the whole joke |
185 |
0 |
| 12 |
Zoo jokes - 16884
- A kangaroo kept getting out of his enclosure at the
zoo. Knowing that he could hop high, the zoo...Read the whole joke |
293 |
0 |
| 13 |
Zoo jokes - 16885
- One day the zookeeper noticed that the orang-utang
was reading two books -- the Bible and Darwin...Read the whole joke |
280 |
0 |
| 14 |
Zoo jokes - 16886
- The manager of a large city
zoo was drafting a
letter to order a pair of animals. He sat at his ...Read the whole joke |
299 |
0 |
| 15 |
Zoo jokes - 16887
- Father and son standing outside the elephant's
cage in the Moscow
Zoo. Father tells son, "If we ...Read the whole joke |
241 |
0 |
| 16 |
Zoo jokes - 26290
- Why did the Irishman buy two tickets to the zoo?
One to get in and one to get out....Read the whole joke |
230 |
0 |
| 17 |
Zoo jokes - 26291
- I was in the zoo last week.
Really? Which cage
were you in?...Read the whole joke |
256 |
0 |
| 18 |
Zoo jokes - 26292
- I took my son to the zoo yesterday.
Really,
did they accept him?...Read the whole joke |
246 |
0 |
| 19 |
Zoo jokes - 26293
- Some vampires went to see Dracula. They
said,
"Drac, we want to open a zoo. Have you got any adv...Read the whole joke |
233 |
0 |
| 20 |
Zoo jokes - 26294
- Come on, Fred,
I'll take you to the zoo. If
the zoo wants me, let them come and get
me!...Read the whole joke |
306 |
0 |
| 21 |
Zoo jokes - 26300
- Fred's class was taken to the Natural History
Museum in New York. "Did you enjoy yourself?" aske...Read the whole joke |
232 |
0 |
| 22 |
Zoo jokes - 26301
- Fred was definitely more than a bit dumb; when his
pal asked him how he
had enjoyed his day at t...Read the whole joke |
248 |
0 |
| 23 |
Zoo jokes - 26302
- There was this truck driver who had to
deliver
500 penguins to the state zoo. As he was driving ...Read the whole joke |
255 |
0 |
| 24 |
Zoo jokes - 26303
- The
Crist family worked at a zoo. Each year
they predicted the general luck and
overall mood o...Read the whole joke |
239 |
0 |
| 25 |
Zoo jokes - 26322
- Zoo visitor: What's the new
baby hippo's
name? Hippopotamus keeper: I don't know, he won't tell ...Read the whole joke |
239 |
0 |
