Situations Jokes - Free collection of jokes

#	Title	Hits	Rating
1	A guy goes into a restaurant/lounge... - A guy goes into a restaurant/lounge wearing a shirt open at the collarand is met by a bouncer who te...Read the whole joke	223	0
2	A guy goes to a travel agent and books a two-week... - A guy goes to a travel agent and books a two-week cruise for himself and his girlfriend. A couple ...Read the whole joke	231	0
3	A guy leaves his place at the bar to go have a piss... - A guy leaves his place at the bar to go have a piss. He comes back about10 Minutes later, sits down ...Read the whole joke	1800	0
4	A guy says to a salesgirl... - A guy says to a salesgirl, "I want to buy some toilet paper."She says, "What color?"He says, "Just g...Read the whole joke	218	0
5	A guy takes his greenhorn wife hunting on a ranch... - A guy takes his greenhorn wife hunting on a ranch. When they reach their deer blinds, the guy says, ...Read the whole joke	244	0
6	A guy walks into a drugstore operated by a prudish woman... - A guy walks into a drugstore operated by a prudish woman. He asks, "Can I have a dozen condoms, Miss...Read the whole joke	255	0
7	A guy was attending a masquerade Halloween Ball... - A guy was attending a masquerade Halloween Ball, and dancing with a girl who was wearing a map of Te...Read the whole joke	220	0
8	A guy's on the electric chair... - A guy's on the electric chair. The warden's just about to pull the switchwhen the guy gets the hiccu...Read the whole joke	282	0
9	A hunchback is running along a street being chased by... - A hunchback is running along a street being chased by a pack of children.He stops, turns around and ...Read the whole joke	223	0
10	A little girl was playing up a tree near a church... - A little girl was playing up a tree near a church. The priest was takinga walk when he happened to l...Read the whole joke	237	0
11	A little town had a high birth rate that... - A little town had a high birth rate that had attracted the attention of the sociologists at the stat...Read the whole joke	218	0
12	A man and a woman are on an elevator at the top... - A man and a woman are on an elevator at the top of theworld's tallest building, when all of a sudden...Read the whole joke	1990	0
13	A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves... - A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves in the same sleeping carriage of a train...Read the whole joke	201	0
14	A man and his date walk into a very posh Rodeo Drive... - A man and his date walk into a very posh Rodeo Drive furrier afterhaving eaten a very expensive lunc...Read the whole joke	262	0
15	A man decided to have a face lift... - A man decided to have a face lift for his birthday. He spends $5,000 and feels really great about t...Read the whole joke	221	0
16	A man entered a restaurant and sat at the only open table... - A man entered a restaurant and sat at the only open table. As hesat down, he knocked the spoon off t...Read the whole joke	221	0
17	A man enters a barber shop for a shave... - A man enters a barber shop for a shave. While the barber is foaming him up, he mentions the problems...Read the whole joke	230	0
18	A man is driving down the road and notices a car in the ditch... - A man is driving down the road and notices a car in the ditch. He doesn't usually help many people s...Read the whole joke	201	0
19	A man is walking along one day and he comes upon a ladder... - A man is walking along one day and he comes upon a ladder. Looking up, he sees that the ladder dis...Read the whole joke	266	0
20	A man is walking past this house when a used condom... - A man is walking past this house when a used condom comes flying out of the second story window and ...Read the whole joke	247	0
21	A man let out a humongous burp... - A man let out a humongous burp. Nearby, a man loudly says,"How dare you burp before my wife!" The bu...Read the whole joke	215	0
22	A man spoke frantically into the phone... - A man spoke frantically into the phone: "My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minut...Read the whole joke	225	0
23	A man stops by a diner at noon... - A man stops by a diner at noon, the busiest time of day, sits down at the counter and asks for a cup...Read the whole joke	287	0
24	A man walked into the bar and there was a gorilla... - A man walked into the bar and there was a gorillasitting on a barstool.The man asked the bartender w...Read the whole joke	223	1
25	A man walks into a bank and says he wants to borrow... - A man walks into a bank and says he wants to borrow$200 for six months. The loan officer asks him wh...Read the whole joke	231	0

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