Situations Jokes - Free collection of jokes

#	Title	Hits	Rating
1	A man walks into a jewellers shop... - A man walks into a jewellers shop, unzips his trousers and placeshis tool upon the counter. The lady...Read the whole joke	312	0
2	A man was driving up a steep and narrow mountain road... - A man was driving up a steep and narrow mountain road.A woman was driving down the same road. As the...Read the whole joke	382	0
3	A man was looking for a cheap prostitute in a brothel... - A man was looking for a cheap prostitute in a brothel.He went up to the pimp, and asked him what he ...Read the whole joke	1643	0
4	A man with a wooden eye was sitting at a bar... - A man with a wooden eye was sitting at a bar one night.He glanced across the room and noticed a very...Read the whole joke	225	0
5	A perfect choice - A woman who had been married twice and divorced twice was fed up. Her first husband beat her, and ...Read the whole joke	324	0
6	A Programmer and an Engineer are sitting next to each other... - A Programmer and an Engineer are sitting next to each other on a longflight from LA to NY. The Progr...Read the whole joke	268	0
7	A Purple Heart - A decorated war veteran, fresh off the bus, is looking for a place to stay. He hears that room and b...Read the whole joke	1261	0
8	A push - A man is in bed with his wife when there is a rat-a-tat-tat on the door.He rolls over and looks at h...Read the whole joke	274	0
9	A rancher from Central Arizona died and went on... - A rancher from Central Arizona died and went on to the Great Beyond. As heapproached the great gate,...Read the whole joke	2377	0
10	A rookie police officer was assigned... - A rookie police officer was assigned to ride in a cruiser with an experienced partner. A call came o...Read the whole joke	233	0
11	A strange jigsaw puzzle - Paddy gets a phone call from Murphy. "Paddy," says Murphy, "I've got a problem.""What's the matter?...Read the whole joke	2802	0
12	A stuffy matron is with a new man in a top restaurant... - A stuffy matron is with a new man in a top restaurant. The onion soup getsto her, and as the waiter ...Read the whole joke	236	0
13	A wide selection - "Hey, Pal", the irate druggist shouted, "Put that cigar outwhile you are in my store!""I bought this...Read the whole joke	294	0
14	A wild party - Sam has been in the computer business for 25 years and is finally sick of the stress. He quits his j...Read the whole joke	309	0
15	A woman enters a butcher shop and asks... - A woman enters a butcher shop and asks the counter assistant,"Do you have pigs ears?"The counter ass...Read the whole joke	226	0
16	A woman gives birth to twins, a girl and a boy... - A woman gives birth to twins, a girl and a boy.Her husband isn't there, and she doesn't wantto name ...Read the whole joke	234	0.5
17	A woman in the labor ward of the general hospital... - A woman in the labor ward of the general hospital, legs spread wide, lets out a loud yell and out po...Read the whole joke	231	0
18	A woman selling apples in New York... - A woman selling apples in New York is puzzled by a man who alwayscomes by, pays a quarter, but never...Read the whole joke	231	0
19	A woman strode angrily into the large... - A woman strode angrily into the large drug-store-cum-general-store, slapped a package on the counter...Read the whole joke	255	0
20	A woman walks into a shop that sells very expensive Persian rugs... - A woman walks into a shop that sells very expensive Persian rugs. She looks around and spots the per...Read the whole joke	223	0
21	A woman walks into a tattoo parlour... - A woman walks into a tattoo parlour and asks 'Do you do custom work?''Why of course!''Good. I'd like...Read the whole joke	258	0
22	A woman went to the bar with a black eye... - A woman went to the bar with a black eye."How'd ya get that?" asked the bartender."From my husband,"...Read the whole joke	246	0
23	A yard sale - A man was walking one day, when he came to this big house in a nice neighborhood. Suddenly he realiz...Read the whole joke	280	0
24	A young man walks into a singles bar with a roll of quarters... - A young man walks into a singles bar with a roll of quarters taped inside the crotch of his jeans. H...Read the whole joke	263	0
25	A young wife, her boorish husband and a young good looking... - A young wife, her boorish husband and a young good looking sailor wereshipwrecked on an island. One...Read the whole joke	246	0

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