Women Jokes - Free collection of jokes

#	Title	Hits	Rating
1	What are the three fastest means of communication? - What are the three fastest means of communication?Internet Telephone Telawoman!...Read the whole joke	338	0
2	What do cow pies and cowgirls have in common? - What do cow pies and cowgirls have in common?The older they get the easier they are to pick up....Read the whole joke	333	0
3	What do you call a truckload of vibrators? - What do you call a truckload of vibrators? -Toys for Twats....Read the whole joke	298	0
4	What do you get if you put your hand down an pyschic pants? - What do you get if you put your hand down an pyschic's pants? Your palm red once a month....Read the whole joke	238	0
5	What does a girl with bulimia call two fingers? - What does a girl with bulimia call two fingers?Desert....Read the whole joke	323	0
6	What does a woman of 40 have between her breasts that a woman of 20 does not? - What does a woman of 40 have between her breasts that a woman of 20doesn't?A belly-button!...Read the whole joke	257	0
7	What has a woman got in common with a box of Kentucky Fried Chicken? - What has a woman got in common with a box of Kentucky Fried Chicken?Once you get past the tender bre...Read the whole joke	245	0
8	What is that white stuff you find in the bottom of girls undies? - What's the white stuff you find in the bottom of girls' undies? Clitty litter....Read the whole joke	286	0
9	What is the difference between a blonde and a brunette? - What is the difference between a blonde and a brunette? Wel...Read the whole joke	379	0
10	What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb? - What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?You can unscrew a light bulb!...Read the whole joke	280	0
11	What is the difference between women and men? - What's the difference between women and men? One has morning sickness, the other has morning st...Read the whole joke	276	2.5
12	What is the difference? - Q: What is the difference between a single 40-year-old woman and a single 40-year-old man? A: The ...Read the whole joke	286	0
13	WHAT IS THE IDEAL AGE TO GET MARRIED? - Age WHAT'S THE IDEAL AGE TO GET MARRIED? 17 17 25 25 35 ...Read the whole joke	303	0
14	What is the loose skin around the pussy called? - What is the loose skin around the pussy called? -The woman....Read the whole joke	341	0
15	What is the meaning of "sanctity"? - What is the meaning of "sanctity"?It's french, for a lady with five breasts.Sent by Darrell...Read the whole joke	265	0
16	What kind of a woman - "Would you sleep with me for ten thousand dollars?" asked John"Yes, I will." Paula replied."Would yo...Read the whole joke	357	0
17	What would you call a virgin on a water bed? - What would you call a virgin on a water bed?A cherry float!...Read the whole joke	319	0
18	What's long and hard and excites a girl... - What's long and hard and excites a girl whenshe's finally lucky enough to get on it?The road to succ...Read the whole joke	366	0
19	What's the difference between a barmaid in the evening and... - What's the difference between a barmaid inthe evening and a barmaid at night?A barmaid in the evenin...Read the whole joke	637	0
20	What's the difference between a woman with PMS and... - Q: What's the difference between a woman with PMS and a pit bull?A: Lipstick....Read the whole joke	387	0
21	What's the difference between men and women? - What's the difference between men and women?Women must play hard to get; men must get hard to play!...Read the whole joke	370	0
22	What's the difference between women and men? - What's the difference between women and men?One has morning sickness, the other has morning stiffnes...Read the whole joke	379	0
23	What's the one thing worse than a male chauvinist pig? - What's the one thing worse than a male chauvinist pig?A woman who won't do what she's told....Read the whole joke	380	0
24	What's the quickest way to a woman's heart? - Q: What's the quickest way to a woman's heart?A: Straight through the rib cage....Read the whole joke	388	0
25	Whats the definition of a perfect woman? - Whats the definition of a perfect woman ? a) Three feet tall with a round hole for a mouth ...Read the whole joke	302	0

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