Animal World Jokes - Free collection of jokes

#	Title	Hits	Rating
1	What has four legs and eight arms? - Q: What has four legs and eight arms?A: A pit-bull terrier at a children's play area....Read the whole joke	168	0
2	What has two legs and bleeds? - What has two legs and bleeds? Half a dog....Read the whole joke	299	0
3	What has two legs, spots, and bleeds? - What has two legs, spots, and bleeds? Half a cheetah....Read the whole joke	181	0
4	What is grey and comes in quarts? - What is grey and comes in quarts?An Elephant....Read the whole joke	196	0
5	What is the difference between a dog and a fox? - What is the difference between a dog and a fox? Eight beers....Read the whole joke	202	0
6	What is the last thing to go through the mind of a mosquito... - What is the last thing to go through the mindof a mosquito when it hits your windscreen?It's ass....Read the whole joke	146	0
7	What is the worst thing that can happen to a bat while it sleeps? - What is the worst thing that can happen to a bat while it sleeps?Diarrhoea!...Read the whole joke	161	0
8	What's brown and crispy on the outside... - What's brown and crispy on the outside, and white and creamy on the inside? A c...Read the whole joke	302	0
9	What's green and has wheels? - What's green and has wheels?A FrogI lied about the wheels...Read the whole joke	272	0
10	What's the biggest drawback in the jungle? - What's the biggest drawback in the jungle?The Elephants foreskin....Read the whole joke	198	0
11	What's the difference between a bull and a cow? - What's the difference between a bull and a cow?A bull smiles when you milk it....Read the whole joke	257	0
12	What's the difference between a duck and a cow? - What's the difference between a duck and a cow? They both swim, except for the cow....Read the whole joke	209	0
13	What's the difference between a rotwieler and a poodle? - What's the difference between a rotwieler and a poodle?If a rotwieler starts humping your leg you le...Read the whole joke	333	0
14	What's the worst thing about washing your cat? - Q: What's the worst thing about washing your cat?A: Getting the fur off your tongue afterwards....Read the whole joke	211	0
15	Where do you find a no legged dog? - Where do you find a no legged dog?Right where you left him....Read the whole joke	185	1.5
16	Why did the cactus cross the road? - Why did the cactus cross the road?It was stuck to the dumb chickenSent by Robbie...Read the whole joke	160	0
17	Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? - Why did the monkey fall out of the tree ? - Because it was dead. Why did the baby fall out of t...Read the whole joke	424	0
18	Why do dogs stick their noses in women's crotches? - Why do dogs stick their noses in women's crotches?Because they can....Read the whole joke	239	0
19	Why do elephants have 4 feet? - Why do elephants have 4 feet? -Because 4 inches isn't enough....Read the whole joke	192	0
20	Why do elephants paint thier testicles red? - A double whammy:Why do elephants paint thier testicles red?So they can hide in cherry trees.What's t...Read the whole joke	157	0
21	Why do gorillas have big noses? - Why do gorillas have big noses? Because they have big finger...Read the whole joke	262	0
22	Why do you wrap duct tape around a hamster? - Why do you wrap duct tape around a hamster?So it doesn't explode when you fuck it....Read the whole joke	277	0
23	Why does a cow wear a bell? - Why does a cow wear a bell?Because his horns are broke!...Read the whole joke	260	0
24	Why does a dog lick his balls? - Why does a dog lick his balls? Because he can't make a fist....Read the whole joke	166	0
25	Why does an elephant have four feet? - Why does an elephant have four feet?Because it would look silly with six inches....Read the whole joke	175	0

Page(s) 1 2 3