| # |
Title |
Category |
Hits |
| 1 |
If Airlines Sold Paint
- IF AIRLINES SOLD PAINT . . .Customer: Hi. How much is your paint?Clerk: Well, sir, that all depends ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
180247 |
| 2 |
What do gay men refer to hemorrhoids as?
- Q. What do gay men refer to hemorrhoids as?................A. Speed bumps...Read the whole joke |
Science |
85524 |
| 3 |
Death sentence cleared
- |The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the story is most lik...Read the whole joke |
Real Jokes |
24088 |
| 4 |
A woman asks the hardware store clerk...
- "Do you have any batteries?" a woman asks the hardware store clerk. "Yes, m'am." The clerk gesture...Read the whole joke |
Women |
19462 |
| 5 |
Answering machine
- |Hello, this is probably 438-9012, yes, the house of the famous statistician. I'm probably not at ho...Read the whole joke |
Stats/Math Jokes |
13560 |
| 6 |
Advice from lawyers
- |George and Lenny decide to cross North America in a hot air balloon. However, neither were particul...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
11374 |
| 7 |
An elderly patient needed a heart transplant...
- An elderly patient needed a heart transplant and discussed his options with his doctor. The doctor s...Read the whole joke |
Legal |
10495 |
| 8 |
Clinton jokes
- Q: What is the difference between Bill Clinton
and Jimmy Carter?
A: Jimmy Carter waited until a...Read the whole joke |
More Jokes |
10490 |
| 9 |
Cow jokes
- What happened to the lost cattle?
Nobody's
herd....Read the whole joke |
More Jokes |
10320 |
| 10 |
0
- What game do little cows like to play?
Moonopoly....Read the whole joke |
More Jokes |
10087 |
| 11 |
Blonde jokes
- Q: How did the blonde kill her toy
poodle?
A: Trying to put batteries in it....Read the whole joke |
More Jokes |
9923 |
| 12 |
0
- Q: How do you drown a blonde?
A: When he
asks for a lifesaver, ask him what flavor he wants....Read the whole joke |
More Jokes |
9795 |
| 13 |
0
- Q: What did the blonde do when she found out
she
was pregnant with triplets?
A: She went look...Read the whole joke |
More Jokes |
9792 |
| 14 |
Clinton jokes
- Q: Why can't Bill Clinton file a defamation
of character suit against his critics?
A: Because B...Read the whole joke |
More Jokes |
9537 |
| 15 |
Doctor and nurse jokes
- Doctor, Doctor When I press with my
finger
here... it hurts, and here... it hurts, and here... a...Read the whole joke |
More Jokes |
9534 |
| 16 |
Blonde jokes
- Q:
How many blonde jokes are there?
A: One - the rest are all true....Read the whole joke |
More Jokes |
9518 |
| 17 |
Unfit words to hear
- |A woman was being questioned in a court trial involving slander. "Please repeat the slanderous stat...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
9512 |
| 18 |
Cow jokes
- What famous painting do cows love to look
at?
The Moona Lisa!...Read the whole joke |
More Jokes |
9339 |
| 19 |
Blonde jokes
- Q: Why did
the blonde only smell good on
the right side?
A: She didn't know where to buy Left...Read the whole joke |
More Jokes |
9191 |
| 20 |
0
- Q: What do you call a blonde
in a leather
jacket?
A: Married....Read the whole joke |
More Jokes |
9021 |
| 21 |
Clinton jokes
- Q: Why did Clinton choose Canada as the site
for his summit with
Yeltsin?
A: So he could look u...Read the whole joke |
More Jokes |
8788 |
| 22 |
Cow jokes
- What has four legs and goes, "Oom! Oom!"?
A
cow walking backwards!...Read the whole joke |
More Jokes |
8765 |
| 23 |
0
- What is the golden rule for cows?
Do unto
udders as you would have udders do to you!...Read the whole joke |
More Jokes |
8726 |
| 24 |
Blonde jokes
- Q. How do you know a blonde has been
using
the computer?
A. There is cheese in front of the m...Read the whole joke |
More Jokes |
8645 |
| 25 |
Cow jokes
- What magazine makes cows stampede to the
newsstand?
Cows-mopolitan!...Read the whole joke |
More Jokes |
8631 |
