Kids Jokes - Free collection of jokes

#	Title	Hits
1	Wart's new! - \|What do you say if you meet a toad?Wart's new!...Read the whole joke	32
2	What did the maggot say to another? - \|What did the maggot say to another?What's a nice maggot like you doing in a joint like this!...Read the whole joke	31
3	What do you get if you cross a glow worm with a python? - \|What do you get if you cross a glow worm with a python?A 15 foot strip light that can strangle you ...Read the whole joke	33
4	What is a grasshopper? - \|What is a grasshopper?An insect on a pogo stick!...Read the whole joke	22
5	What is a myth? - \|What is a myth?A female moth!...Read the whole joke	29
6	What's a glow worms favorite song? - \|What's a glow worms favorite song?Wake me up before you glow glow!...Read the whole joke	41
7	What's up Pussycat! - \|What's a mouse's least favorite record?What's up Pussycat!...Read the whole joke	29
8	Whats the world weakest animal? - \|Whats the world weakest animal?A toad, he croaks if you even touch him!...Read the whole joke	20
9	When it's becing toad! - \|When is a car like a frog?When it's becing toad!...Read the whole joke	23
10	When it's raining cats and dogs! - \|When should a mouse carry an umbrella?When it's raining cats and dogs!...Read the whole joke	28
11	Where do frogs keep their money? - \|Where do frogs keep their money?In a river bank!...Read the whole joke	27
12	Where do frogs keep their treasure? - \|Where do frogs keep their treasure?In a croak of gold at the end of the rainbow!...Read the whole joke	21
13	Where do you find giant snails? - \|Where do you find giant snails?At the end of giants fingers!...Read the whole joke	20
14	Where in earth have you been! - \|What did the worm say to the other when he was late home?Where in earth have you been!...Read the whole joke	24
15	Where would you put an injured insect? - \|Where would you put an injured insect?In an antbulance!...Read the whole joke	19
16	which end of a worm is which - \|How can you tell which end of a worm is which?Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs!...Read the whole joke	23
17	Which fly makes films? - \|Which fly makes films?Stephen Speilbug!...Read the whole joke	21
18	Why are spiders like tops? - \|Why are spiders like tops?They are always spinning!...Read the whole joke	24
19	Why did the fly fly? - \|Why did the fly fly?Because the spider spied 'er!...Read the whole joke	18
20	Why did the lizard go on a diet? - \|Why did the lizard go on a diet?It weighed too much for its scales!...Read the whole joke	21
21	Why did the spider buy a car? - \|Why did the spider buy a car?So he could take it out for a spin!...Read the whole joke	19
22	Why didn't the female frog lay eggs? - \|Why didn't the female frog lay eggs?Because her husband spawned her affections!...Read the whole joke	31
23	Why do mice have long tails? - \|Why do mice have long tails?Well, they'd look silly with long hair!...Read the whole joke	18
24	Why is a frog luckier than a cat? - \|Why is a frog luckier than a cat?Because a frog croaks all the time but a cat only gets to croak ni...Read the whole joke	27
25	Why is the snail the strongest animal? - \|Why is the snail the strongest animal?Because he carries a house on his back!...Read the whole joke	24

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