| # |
Title |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
Parking Problem
- A driver tucked a note under her windshield wiper and dashed off:"I've circled the block for 20 minu...Read the whole joke |
266 |
0 |
| 2 |
Parrot with no legs
- This guy is setting at a bar, and he's had a lot to drink that night; he asks the bartender for anot...Read the whole joke |
234 |
0 |
| 3 |
Particular Kind Of Woman
- The bachelor who complained that the women he selected would notremain his friend for more than a fe...Read the whole joke |
264 |
0 |
| 4 |
Passenger
- Q: Why is it good to have a blonde passenger?A: You can park in the handicap zone....Read the whole joke |
218 |
0 |
| 5 |
Pat and Mike at the brewery.
- Pat and Mike work at the Guinness Brewery, and one day there's an accident.Pat calls Mike's wife, Ma...Read the whole joke |
198 |
0 |
| 6 |
Patenting A Peach...
- A farmer goes to the patent office to patent a peach, and the patent officer says- "you can't patent...Read the whole joke |
196 |
0 |
| 7 |
Patient & Doctor
- Patient: Doctor, I feel like a bridge. Doctor: What's comes over you? Patient: 2 trucks, 4 vans and ...Read the whole joke |
203 |
0 |
| 8 |
Payback IS a Bit....
- A man walks into a bar one night. He goes up to the bar and asks for a beer. "Certainly, sir, that'l...Read the whole joke |
211 |
0 |
| 9 |
Paying the Dentist
- As soon as the dentist asked the patient to sit down, he pulled out his wallet.Seeing this the denti...Read the whole joke |
223 |
0 |
| 10 |
PC Support
- Tech Support hotlines are not easy work, you get calls from all sorts of idiotic users that apparent...Read the whole joke |
223 |
0 |
| 11 |
Pedestrians And Catholics
- The traffic light wasn't working on the corner of Broadway and 72nd Street, so the blonde stood with...Read the whole joke |
228 |
0 |
| 12 |
Peeing Dilemma! (very long)
- *** COPIED FROM A NEWSGROUP POSTING ***(the male author was responding to a woman who accidentally w...Read the whole joke |
253 |
0 |
| 13 |
Pencils
- How can you tell a blonde is under stress?She's got her tampax behind one ear and she can't find her...Read the whole joke |
237 |
0 |
| 14 |
Penguin goes into a bar
- So ,this penguin goes into a bar and says to the barman "have you seen my brother?"... and the barma...Read the whole joke |
1308 |
0 |
| 15 |
Penile Operation
- A guy who has a stuttering problem goes in to his doctor and says "Ex-ex-ex-cu-cu-se m-m-me d-d-oc b...Read the whole joke |
255 |
0 |
| 16 |
Penis and the Windsheild
- A couple are driving along the freeway and the husband, who is driving, is complaining about everyth...Read the whole joke |
279 |
0 |
| 17 |
Penis holding
- An old woman in a Nursing Home looks up one day to find an elderly man looking down on her. She smil...Read the whole joke |
250 |
0 |
| 18 |
Penis Shape Research
- After much discussion the scientific community decided to try to determine why the human penis was s...Read the whole joke |
230 |
0 |
| 19 |
Penis Tax
- New IRS Tax PolicyGOVERNMENT NOTICEJanuary 1, 1995To: All Male TaxpayersFrom: IRSRE: Notice of Incre...Read the whole joke |
273 |
0 |
| 20 |
Penny Offer
- Q: What do you get when you offer a blonde a penny for herthoughts?A: Change....Read the whole joke |
255 |
0 |
| 21 |
Penquins on Tour
- A motorist pulls up to the gas pumps and says "fill it up, please". The Attendant notices that the f...Read the whole joke |
211 |
0 |
| 22 |
Penuts! Popcorn!
- President Ronald Regan told this joke about Fidel Castro:Castro was addressing a large audience in C...Read the whole joke |
255 |
0 |
| 23 |
People who don't believe in retaliation...
- What to do if you fall into a conversation with someone about the terrorist attacks who doesn't beli...Read the whole joke |
197 |
0 |
| 24 |
Perfect Day
- The Perfect Day According To:HER8:45 Wake up to hugs and kisses9:00 5 pounds lighter on the scale9:3...Read the whole joke |
221 |
0 |
| 25 |
Perfect Girlfriend
- I recently attended a meeting of the International Singles Club here in Silicon Valley. I met a Chin...Read the whole joke |
221 |
0 |
