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1	A Son's Love - An old man lived alone in Ireland. He wanted to dig his potato garden, but it was very hard work.His...Read the whole joke	Clean Jokes	4.79475234449
2	A couple, age 67, went to the doctors office... - A couple, age 67, went to the doctor's office. The doctor asked, "What canI do for you?"The man said...Read the whole joke	Elderly	4.4296875
3	All Aboard - A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her son playing with his new electric train in the ...Read the whole joke	Men Jokes	4.15893554688
4	Are the pilots flying blind? - \|One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner are seated waiting for the pilot...Read the whole joke	Common Jokes	4.125
5	A woman's seminars - \|New Summer Seminars for WomenThe Auto Hood Release, What Is It And Why Is It There Life Beyond Shoe...Read the whole joke	Gender Jokes	4.0625
6	a nerd, a nude, and a bike - A nerd was walking on campus one day when his friend, another nerd, rode up on an incredible shiny n...Read the whole joke	Clean Jokes	4.04736328125
7	ATM procedures - Chase is very pleased to announce that we are installing newDrive-thru ATMs where customers will be ...Read the whole joke	Women	4.04296875
8	A defending attorney was cross examining a coroner... - A defending attorney was cross examining a coroner.The attorney asks, "Before you signed thedeath ce...Read the whole joke	Legal	3.8125
9	Two men were talking to each other about how pussy tastes... - Two men were talking to each other about how pussy taste.The first guy said"I think it taste like ch...Read the whole joke	Sex	3.75
10	A recently divorced woman is walking along the beach... - A recently divorced woman is walking along the beach contemplating how badlyscrewed she got over the...Read the whole joke	Women	3.75
11	A Drunk Scottsman - There was a scottsman and he was too drunk to walk home from the bar. He decides to lay down a park...Read the whole joke	Foreigners	3.75
12	A man's translations - \|These translations are for all of you wonderful women out there, so that you will know what we real...Read the whole joke	Mixed Jokes	3.75
13	Accountants and Engineers on a Train - Three engineers and three accountants are traveling by train to a conference. At the station, the th...Read the whole joke	Clean Jokes	3.61492919922
14	A lawyer named Strange died... - A lawyer named Strange died, and his friend asked the tombstone maker to inscribe on his tombstone, ...Read the whole joke	Legal	3.5
15	A WOMANS SCHEDULE - A WOMAN'S SCHEDULE1. Get up. 2. Pee. 3. Drink raspberry-cranberry tea. 4. Pee. 5. Apply makeup. Pee ...Read the whole joke	Women	3.4765625
16	A man comes home with his little daughter, whom he has... - A man comes home with his little daughter, whom he has just takento work. The little girl asks, "I s...Read the whole joke	At Work	3.375
17	A man with a glass eye is here to see you - \|Nurse: Doctor, there is a man in the waiting room with a glass eye named Brown.Doctor: What does he...Read the whole joke	Doctor Jokes	3.34375
18	All numbers are equal - \|Theorem: All numbers are equal.Proof: Choose arbitrary a and b, and let t = a + b. Thena + b = t(a ...Read the whole joke	Stats/Math Jokes	3.3125
19	A brain goes to a local bar - \|A brain walks into a bar and says, "I'll have a pint of beer please."The barman looks at him and sa...Read the whole joke	Bar Jokes	3.21875
20	A bet made at the local bar - \|A man walks into a bar, and as he makes his way to the counter, he stops and talks to everyone in t...Read the whole joke	Bar Jokes	3.20360314846
21	A man lay sprawled across three entire seats... - A man lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh theater. When the usher came by and notice...Read the whole joke	Celebrities	3.1875
22	A little boy walks up to his father and says... - A little boy walks up to his father and says, "Dad, what does a pussy look like?" Father respond...Read the whole joke	Women	2.96196603775
23	A love for material goods - \|A lawyer was driving his big BMW down the highway, singing to himself, "I love my BMW, I love my BM...Read the whole joke	Lawyer Jokes	2.875
24	College Rules - On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some of the rules: "The f...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	2.76171875
25	An economist's speech - \|The following is supposedly a true story.An economist was about to give a presentation in Washingto...Read the whole joke	Business Jokes	2.75