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| Q: What happened when the lion ate the comedian?A: He felt funny!Q: What's striped and bouncy?A: A tiger on a pogo stick!Q: What is the cat's favorite TV show?A: The evening mews!Q: How can you get a set of teeth put in for free?A: Smack a lion!Q: What's worse than raining cats and dogs?A: Hailing taxi cabs!Q: How is cat food sold?A: Usually purr can!Q: What flies around your light at night and can bite off your head?A: A tiger moth!Q: What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?A: 'Let us prey.' |
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