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Fish jokes 05
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What kind of money do fishermen make?Net profits!What do you get if you cross a salmon, a bird's leg and a hand?Birdsthigh fish fingers!What kind of noise annoys an oyster?A noisy noise annoys an oyster! (Try saying that fast!)What kind of fish goes well with ice-cream?Jellyfish!What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?'Your plaice or mine'!Where does seaweed look for a job?In the 'Kelp-wanted' adds!Why is a fish easy to weigh?Because it has its own scales!Why are fish boots the warmest ones to wear?Because they have electric 'eels!Why are dolphins cleverer than humans?Within 3 hours they can train a man to stand at the side of a pool and feed them fish!To whom do fish go to borrow money?The loan shark!
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