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Q.) What does it mean when the flag is at half mast at the post office? A.) They're hiring.Q.) What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall? A.) "Dam."Q.) How do crazy people go through the forest? A.) They take the psycho path.Q.) What do Eskimos get from sitting on the toilet too long? A.) Polaroids.Q.) What do the letters D.N.A. stand for? A.) National Dyslexia Association.Q.) What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A.) Nacho Cheese.Q.) What do you call Santa's helpers? A.) Subordinate Clauses.Q.) What do you call four bull fighters in quicksand? A.) Quattro sinko.Q.) What do you get from a pampered cow? A.) Spoiled milk.Q.) What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? A.) Frostbite.Q.) What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches? A.) A nervous wreck.Q.) What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? A.) Anyone can roast beef.Q.) Why are there so many Smiths in the phone book? A.) They all have phones.Q.) What kind of coffee was served on the Titanic? A.) Sanka.Q.) Why do gorillas have big nostrils? A.) Because they have big fingers.Q.) What do you get when you cross a pit bull with a collie? A.) A dog that runs for help ... after it bites your leg off.Q.) What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A.) A stick.
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