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    The Joke
    A
    biologist was interested in studying how
    far bullfrogs can jump. He
    brought a bullfrog into his laboratory,
    set it down, and commanded, "Jump,
    frog, jump!"
    The frog jumped
    across the room.
    The biologist measured the distance, then noted in
    his journal, "Frog
    with four legs jumped eight feet."

    Then
    he cut the frog's front legs off. Again he ordered, "Jump, frog,

    jump!"
    The frog struggled a moment, then jumped a few feet.
    After
    measuring the distance, the biologist noted in his journal,
    "Frog
    with two legs jumped three feet."

    Next, the biologist cut off the
    frog's back legs. Once more, he
    shouted, "Jump, frog,
    jump!"
    The frog just lay there.
    "Jump, frog, jump!" the biologist
    repeated.
    Nothing.
    The biologist noted in his journal, "Frog with no legs -
    lost its
    hearing."
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