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    The Joke
    David received a parrot for his birthday. This

    parrot was fully grown with a bad attitude and terrible vocabulary.

    Every other word was an expletive. Those that weren't expletives
    were, to
    say the least, rude. David tried hard to change the bird's
    attitude.
    He was constantly saying polite words and playing soft
    music, he did
    anything he could think of. Nothing worked. When he
    yelled at the bird,
    the bird got worse. If he shook the bird, the bird
    got madder and ruder.
    Finally in a moment of desperation, David put
    the parrot in the
    freezer. For a few moments he heard the bird
    squawking, kicking and screaming
    and then suddenly, there was quiet.

    David was frightened that he might have actually hurt the bird and

    quickly opened the freezer door. The parrot calmly stepped out onto

    David's extended arm and said: "I'm sorry that I might have
    offended you
    with my language and actions, so I ask for your forgiven
    ess. I will try
    to correct my behavior."

    David was
    astounded at the bird's change in attitude and was about to
    ask what had
    changed him when the parrot continued:

    "May I ask what the
    chicken did?"
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