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    The Joke
    A man asked his wife, "What would you most

    like for your birthday?"

    She said, "I'd love to be ten
    again."

    On the morning of her birthday, he got her up bright and early
    and they
    went to a theme park. He put her on every ride in the park
    - the Death
    Slide, The Screaming Loop, the Wall of Fear. She had a
    go on every ride
    there was.

    She staggered out of the theme
    park five hours later, her head reeling
    and her stomach
    turning.

    Then off to a movie theater, popcorn, cola and sweets.

    At
    last she staggered home with her husband and collapsed into
    bed.

    Her husband leaned over and asked, "Well, dear, what was it like being

    ten again?"

    One eye opened and she groaned, "Actually, honey,
    I meant dress
    size!"
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