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    The Joke
    The cowboy lay sprawled across three entire
    seats
    in the posh Amarillo theatre. When the usher came by and noticed
    this
    he whispered to the cowboy, "Sorry, sir, but you're only
    allowed one
    seat." The cowboy groaned but didn't budge. The usher
    became more
    impatient. "Sir, if you don't get up from there, I'm
    going to have to
    call the manager. The cowboy just groaned.

    The
    usher marched briskly back up the aisle. In a moment he returned

    with the manager. Together the two of them tried repeatedly to move the

    cowboy, but with no success. Finally, they summoned the police. The
    cop
    surveyed the situation briefly then asked, "All right buddy,
    what's
    you're name?"

    "Sam," the cowboy moaned.


    "Where ya from, Sam?"

    With pain in his voice Sam replied.... "The
    balcony."
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