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    The Joke
    Upon
    entering the little country store, the
    stranger noticed a sign saying;
    DANGER! BEWARE OF DOG! posted on the
    glass door.
    Inside he noticed a harmless old hound dog asleep on the
    floor besides
    the cash register.

    He asked the store
    manager, "Is THAT the dog folks are supposed to
    beware of?"

    "Yep,
    that's him," he replied.

    The stranger couldn't help but be
    amused. "That certainly doesn't
    look like a dangerous dog to me. Why
    in the world would you post that
    sign?"

    "Because," the
    owner replied, "before I posted that sign, people
    kept tripping over
    him."
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