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    The Joke
    Three men: an editor, a photographer, and a
    journalist are
    covering a political convention in Miami. They
    decide to walk up and down
    the beach during their lunch hour. Halfway up
    the beach, they stumbled
    upon a lamp. As they rub the lamp a genie
    appears and says "Normally I
    would grant you three wishes, but
    since there are three of you, I will
    grant you each one
    wish."

    The photographer went first. "I would like to spend the rest of my

    life living in a huge house in St. Thomas with no money worries." The

    genie granted him his wish and sent him on off to St.
    Thomas.

    The journalist went next. "I would like to spend the rest of my life

    living on a huge yacht cruising the Mediterranean with no money

    worries." The genie granted him his wish and sent him off to the

    Mediterranean.

    Last, but not least, it was the editor's turn. "And
    what would your
    wish be?" asked the genie.

    "I want the
    m both back after lunch" replied the editor, "the
    deadline for
    tomorrow's newspaper is in about ten hours.
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