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    The Joke
    Four
    married guys go golfing on Sunday.
    During the 3rd hole the following
    conversation ensued:

    First
    Guy: "Man, you have no idea what I had to do to be able to come
    out
    golfing this weekend. I had to promise my wife that I will paint

    every room in the house next weekend."

    Second Guy: "That's
    nothing, I had to promise my wife that I will
    build her a new deck for
    the pool."

    Third Guy: "Man, you both have it easy! I had to
    promise my wife that
    I will remodel the kitchen for her."

    They
    continue to play the hole when they realized that the fourth guy

    has not said a word. So they ask him. "You haven't said anything about

    what you had to do to be able to come golfing this weekend. What's
    the
    deal?"

    Fourth Guy: "I don't want to talk about it.
    Let's just say that the
    foundation for the new house is being poured
    next Tuesday."
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