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    The Joke
    Three men: an editor, a

    photographer, and a journalist are covering a political convention in Miami.

    They decide to walk up and down the beach during their lunch hour.
    Halfway
    up the beach, they stumbled upon a lamp. As they rub the
    lamp a genie
    appears and says "Normally I would grant you three
    wishes, but since
    there are three of you, I will grant you each one
    wish."

    The photographer went first. "I would like to spend the rest
    of my
    life living in a huge house in St. Thomas with no money
    worries." The
    genie granted him his wish and sent him on off to St.
    Thomas.

    The journalist went next. "I would like to spend the rest of
    my life
    living on a huge yacht cruising the Mediterranean with no
    money
    worries." The genie granted him his wish and sent him off to
    the
    Mediterranean.

    Last, but not least, it was the editor's
    turn. "And what would your
    wish be?" asked the genie.


    "I want them both back after lunch" replied the editor, "the

    deadline for tomorrow's newspaper is in about ten hours.
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